Chapter 2

In a restaurant, two gorgeous men sat face to face on a round table with no one around them, the reason why the restaurant is empty? Well, Gilgamesh just took some jewels from his <Gate of Babylon> and bought the entire restaurant, though he didn't bother with the paperworks as if he didn't care if they take the restaurant again which was the case.

Gilgamesh was drinking sipping juice from a straw while Gojo was munching a steak.

"So? What did I miss-"

"Your girlfriend became a mother of a twin... Num~ num~"

"PFF-!?" Gilgamesh in shock from the sudden information spilled the juice and spit some of it to Gojo but it stopped mid air an inch away from him.

Suddenly Gojo felt the air around him becoming more and more heavier, he turned his head at Gilgamesh who had an indifferent expression.

Gojo felt an invisible arm holding his neck and its grip was getting tighter which gave Gojo a hard time to breath.

"What are you talking about, Gojo? Ai would never cheat on me." His tone was indifferent, yes he suddenly left her but they didn't have an official break up, there was no way, unless...

Yes he left her, though it was because of his imprisonment but she didn't know about it, her girlfriend was unaware of the supernatural world, he wasn't there for her for four years, so her feelings were bound to disappear right?

'But she promised to be with me forever...' And Gilgamesh was someone who could make that wish come true, he was already immortal himself and his <GoB > had a <Cup of Immortality> which could make someone not die of old age.

"I'm sorry..." He apologized to Gojo, 'Fuck I'm the worst, I even hurt my friend..'

Gojo felt the air getting lighter and the invisible hand on his neck disappeared.

He looked at Gilgamesh who had a dead expression with eyes empty as the void.

"Pft- HAHAHA!"

Gilgamesh expected a disappointment from Gojo for what he did but he heard a laughter.

He would've been gone mad and killed the person on the spot for laughing at his situation but he knew Gojo wasn't that kind of person, he wouldn't laugh at someone's misery specially when that person was like a brother to him.

'Is he perhaps joking?' He thought and denied it immediately, he knew Gojo, he wouldn't joke around about something so serious.

Gojo stopped laughing, "Sorry sorry, your reaction was just funny, it's just so rare to see the King of Heroes himself getting depressed... Anyway, I was actually gonna congrats you for becoming a father but the steak was too good so I stopped in the middle..."

"..." Gilgamesh's expression seems darker than he had a moment ago.

'I had to react like that because of a steak? What the fuck Gojo!?'

*Whistles~*

Gojo felt something bad was about to happen to him so he just whistled while trying to get out of the place when suddenly the table turned to dust, he knew it wasn't magic, it was pure strength from the guy in front of him, and that pure strength was about to get used against him.

"Gilgamesh-sama, I think my girlfriend is calling me, you know Makima right? She's kinda controlling so-" He was sweating buckets when he suddenly heard a sigh.

"Explain." Of course he was mad at Gojo for making him act like that but then he remembered his words.

Him? The father? How? It's been four years...

Gojo noticed his seriousness and decided to tell him what he knew.

"The reason why I'm so sure that you're the father of them is obvious, no one in this world who has that golden hair, there are other blondes out there but yours are like gold, and one of them has red eyes like yours too." He sat down again.

"And... They are three years old right now.. If we add nine more months in their age, they'd be four... You get the rest right?"

"..." 2x.

They looked at each other with serious expression, and after a moment of silence.

"LET'S GOOOOOOOO!" 2x. Was followed by the both of them shouting with excitement.

"I'M GONNA BE A FATHER/COOL UNCLE." 2x. They high 'tened'.

"Now that I think of it, our last sex was crazy... We fucked liked rabbits so we ran out of condoms, no one was in the mood to buy one so we did it raw-"

"AHHHGH MY EARS MY EARS!"

Gilgamesh deadpanned at the overreacting Gojo.

"Bro I didn't need that information goddamnit!" Gojo felt his ears almost bled from hearing what Gilgamesh had just said.

"By the way Gojo I'm grateful, thank you for watching over them while I'm away."

"No biggie, plus it's my pleasure to watch over the twin, after all..." Gojo suddenly had a determined expression, his playful aura disappeared replaced a serious one.

"I'm gonna be the coolest uncle."

"Why do you seem more excited than me in seeing my children?" Gilgamesh was kinda disturbed with his friend's sudden seriousness, Gojo rarely gets serious about something, and it was about becoming the coolest uncle.

"You will never understand Gil... You will never understand..." He sighed as if he was disappointed with Gilgamesh.

'Did Makima break this guy?' Gilgamesh had a deadpan expression.

Of course, even of what he said earlier, no one was happier than him at the moment, he was overflowing with excitement to be exact, but there was one problem which caused him to be nervous.

'How am I gonna face Ai?!' He disappeared without informing her, and she raised the kids for three years by herself.

It might've been fine if it only caused a little fight, or he'll get a scolding, he could manage that but... His girlfriend, Ai Hoshino is a 'If you cheat on me, I'll stab you with a knife 143 times and kill myself after.' type of girl.

And guess what?

The sentence was actually from her.

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I'm tryna avoid drama so if u find the fast pace cringe then this is not for u