Being a super-troll
Humans don't have silver hair naturally, so right before I dropped down back on Earth I changed my hair colour to a soft blonde. I changed my clothes as well to combat boots, black jeans and a white t-shirt that clung to my body displaying all those delicious muscles I definitely did not cheat to gain...
At first I thought of going to visit my family when I suddenly realised that I had traded my memories of them for my omniversal travel skill. It still bothers me whether or not that was the right thing to do...
Anyway, why did I get a system? I just asked for the ability to travel throughout the omniverse, I never asked for a system and such a cracked one at that.
DING!
IT'S A LITTLE BONUS THE BIG BOSS THREW IN FOR YOU. BE GRATEFUL YOU ASS.
YOUR SINCERELY
YOUR FAITHFUL MANAGER
Well I guess there's my answer. Breaking out of my musings I found myself walking through what seemed to be New York. I'd never been before. While I was walking I could sense all eyes on me. I could see groups of girls staring at me from across the streets whispering to their friends. I hadn't coded in super hearing but I could hear giggles and I could see flushed faces.
Call it a cringe anime moment if you want but this is something every guy has dreamed of happening. Especially since my old looks were mid even when I was fit and healthy.
Now what to do while I wait for my cores to fuse.
I couldn't use any major powers of mine while the cores were fusing or the entire process would be delayed. I could do small things like using Chaos Sight. Using it all over the area I suddenly saw a plane falling out of the sky somewhere over the edge of the city. Speeding up my perception , I walked into an alley way and conjured up a black Spandex suit, a flowing black cape and a faceless helmet. To all it would seem that my vision would be completely blocked but I could see just fine with Chaos vision.
Seemed a little too convenient that a plane would crash so nearby. I'm sure that no flight path was even near here. Oh well, time to go mega cringe on superman level. Teleporting near the plane and flew underneath. Using my super strength I'd already coded in, holding up the plane was super easy. If I was my old self, I would definitely have vomitted from the cringe of this moment. But I was above humans now. I could do what I wanted.
Is that a good sentiment to have? Who cares?
I gently carried the plane over to a large patch of grass in what I assume was central park? Like I said I'd never been here before. it was probably dangerous carrying it over the skyscrapers but whatever. It's not like I would have to remove it.
I set the plane on the ground and floated back in the air. Dozens of people were staring at me open-mouthed. Some in fear, some in wonder and some, which were the children, were staring at me with sparkling eyes. I couldn't blame them. The culmination of all their unconventional fantasises was floating before then, with his cape fluttering in the air. I was a literal superman to them.
For a second or two there was absolute silence before people began taking their phones out to record me. I even saw a small camera crew trained on me. Probably some YouTubers. Letting them record me for a few seconds, right about as someone was about to say something to me, I turned my head to the sky and shot off with a cool Sonic boom. I was out of there before they could blink. I could still be tracked by satellite I was certain, so when I reached a reasonable height, I teleported out of there.
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Sure enough the internet went crazy. The existence of a literal Superman sent the world into a frenzy. Try as they might, the American government could not brush it under the carpet and declare it a hoax like they do with a lot of things. Too many people had seen what happened. Then there was the plane which was still in central park as clear evidence.
People were going absolutely ballistic. Some were already calling me a threat and abomination that the world should put down. Others were saying I should be found and given an award. Some were saying should be made the hero of New York. It was meant to be fitting since Superman was an American hero. There were some already worshipping me as a god not even twenty four hours later. And then there were others with more sinister intentions.
Like this old git I was paying attention to. I'd say he was nearing his middle ages. I was seated in an apartment complex. The flat I was in was next to this guy's flat and I was watching his TV through the walls. My story was all over the news and this piece of s*** was a scientist that was experimenting on humans under orders from some members of the government. He was fantasizing about dissecting me and splicing my DNA into humans to somehow aquire my abilities. And the bastard was actually having orgasmic pleasure at the thought. I could literally smell his bash from here!
Enraged at the thought that such a dirty INSECT wanted to commit such atrocities on a higher form of life such as myself, I reached out with the Force and clasped his heart. I also clamped his limps and a couple of hours of indescribable torture and silent screams later, I was done. When the agents come to his home next, they would just find red paste on the floor.
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Time skip to a couple months later, the hype around 'The Darkman' died down. Which I found surprising.
I was in Canada right now, and why?
Because a lot of ghost hunter youtubers are stationed here. I was invisibly tailing a group of youtubers through a haunted house in the middle of the woods. Using a skill from the system [SPIRIT SENSE] I could sense a lot of spirits around here. There was also a darker entity which I recognized was a demon. Flaring my soul energy a bit, I scared off all the spirits. Even those that were trapped in this place were filled with such fear, found strength to break their chains and flee from my presence.
I would be the only one to mess with these guys. The humans didn't feel anything except an even colder drop in temperature. They went through a seance first in which they tried to communicate with spirits. Joining hands, they asked a bunch of random things like if I was there, if I had a name. When they asked me to do something or give them a sign of my presence, I walked on the creaky floor above them. They were clearly experienced since they didn't bolt when they heard me. Didn't mean they went freaked out though. They set up static cameras all around the house. I decided to take my immaterial Chaos form. While I was more immaterial than a spirit, I could still interact with the physical world. The moment I did so, the demon I sensed earlier latched on to me somehow and began feeding off my spirit energy. I had an infinite supply, so it wouldn't really do anything to me. But I was annoyed at this gnat and quickly devoured him whole, taking back what he stole from me. I had to prepare a countermeasure for that.
Coming back to my current purpose, I took this form because I didn't want my physical form to alert the humans.
They set up a spirit box, a device that allowed spirits to use words from local radio frequencies to make conversation with people. I took control of it using Mechu deru, and sent out some creepy words like 'sacrifice', 'baby', 'witch' and 'demon'. That last one had the hunters white as a sheet.
I also began knocking over things in the upstairs rooms. These guys were professionals since even that did not get them to run. I decided to take things a little further, and conjured an illusion of a shadow figure in a room that was not so dark but light enough to distinguish the illusion from the shadows in the room. When they caught sight of that then they bolted screaming. I decided to be a prick and and threw the couch in front of the front door and slammed all the windows shut. Using advanced illusion magic I made the shadow figure walk towards the doorway of the room it's was in. The hunters could not hear any footsteps which freaked them out even more to the point of frothing at the mouths. I held the couch down with the Force so they couldn't budge it. One began crying with fear. But it seemed the opportunity of a good scoop was greater than their fear because they were still recording.
When I gave the illusion growing red eyes, I let go of the couch. The couch gave way and they smashed through the door running and screaming into the night. All the while they could hear inhuman shrieks and thundering footsteps racing after them. I just rolled around in the air in laughter.
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The meteor sized diamond went crashing down in the middle of India. I thought it was a fair compensation since their crown jewel was looted from over a hundred years ago. But I didn't realise that doing so decimated the diamond market.
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London found a rapist hanging naked by his balls from a lamp post. Too graphic for the headlines.
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A particularly good cafe found hundreds of dollar bills as a tip.
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The people got to see the DarkMan again when her ripped off the doors of a van and showed the contents for the whole world again.
5 burly men with and 2 women with their pants down surrounding a girl who could not be more than 8 years. All seven got a dose of red force lightning before I wrapped the near naked little thing in my cape and and dropped her in the arms of her parents.
She was nearly put into that condition again when the crowd made a grab for my cape. But police handled that. The cape would disappear soon after anyway.
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As I was crossing a road, this guy in a car hooted at me even though the light was green for me to walk. He started driving even though I wasn't across. This was at night. The next morning, a car was found crushed into a perfect ball of metal. And it was leaking blood. Jedi and Sith are hesitant when using Crush on a living person. I have no qualms.
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Homeless shelters and orphanages all around the world found piles of clothes and food as well as electronic devices and toys. I am generous even if selfish you know.
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There was a raging storm in Brazil. I got annoyed because I was enjoying my time at the beach. A swipe of a hand completely erased the storm clouds and the sun shone down brightly. Within minutes the sand was dry again.
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Its not peeking if I use Chaos vision in a girls changing room right? Since I'm not physically there. Although using the Force to give that one girl a pinch was funny. I didn't know they could be so bloody in a brawl. I almost sweat like an anime MC.
Pfft...yeah right. Screw those wusses. Why should I be scared of a girl when I can just replace her by creating a perfect one for myself. Speaking of...I haven't tried to create intelligent life yet. Something to try later...
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Animating mummies in a museum is a pretty funny scene. Especially when you make a priest's holy water throw itself right back in his face.
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Painting nipples on the statue of liberty actually create quite an outrage. There were some who suspected DarkMan but he hadn't been seen in months.
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It's so nice to just wish up future episodes of anime that haven't even been written in light novels yet. Otakus would be after my blood right now.
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I found my family. I know it was them because they kept a picture of me in my room. My old self that is. And my room is exactly the way I left it. Funny seeing them as complete strangers. Everlasting health, a nice juicy amount of money and manipulating reality a bit to have them inherit a mega mansion with a private beach should be enough to compensate them. I can still be a good son even if they were lower lifeforms to me now.
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Maybe constructing a palace out of gold and platinum bricks out of boredom wasn't such a good idea. It was immediately seized by the British Royal Family. Another market crashed...
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I just can't keep a house can I? I built Elsa's ice palace in Switzerland and the government almost instantly seized it. How do they catch on so quickly?!
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Letting celebrities take selfies with DarkMan was a good idea in my opinion. Though there was that one actress...she smelled like fish down there. Luckily I got out in time.
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Turns out there is no American flag on the moon. Looks like we didn't reach the moon after all.
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Having the sky rain egg yolk was good prank for April's fool. Everyone gets trolled and I remain intact.
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DarkMan got to the T rex in time. Not going to give the scientists anything. Pretty sure some vomitted blood in anger.
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One year finally passed and my core was done fusing. It was a ball of energy never seen before. Mystic but not. Magic but not. Life force but not. Perfect Chaos energy.
I could be original and create my own entrance into that universe. But becoming aquainted with Padme as a bodyguard really is the best way to be in control of the situation.
And with that, off to the universe of laser swords. Don't forget to equip my all handsome form.