Prologue

Location: Sol system.

Planet: Earth

Western Hemisphere: North America

North America: California, San Buenaventura

March 31st, 2517 0100

I wake from a bad dream. I died trying to protect my sister. She was getting groomed by an older guy. Tried to rape her and something inside just decided to let go. My rationale, my thoughts gone and replaced with MURDERMURDERMURDERMURDERMURDERMURDER. It was on repeat in my mind. He saw my face. I have no clue why he gave me the most criminal grin in my life. So I decided with little sanity I had left to throw a chair at him. But there was no chair. I realized that too late while I was throwing myself in a fight, my first ever fight.

It felt like hours trading blows. I had no idea how to fight but I knew I had win. I NEED TO WIN WINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWINWIN. At one point I got stabbed. Didn't feel it and pulled that same knife, knowing it was gonna damage me more. I gave no shits about myself or my body. I proceed to use said knife and stab him in the heart. The shock finally went away. The pain is unbearable near the top part of my chest. I think I'm going to die.

I told her to call 911 for herself. I know I'm dying, dying a virgin hahaha. Man wished I had a family before I died.

???- Goodbye Maria, I love you and be safe out there and kick some ….. ass.

Maria- please stay with me Chris. Come on please, what am I gonna tell our abuelita. Please stay.

...….

The end

Do you wish to retry the simulation my dear Praetor. UmU

[ Yes or No]

I clicked yes and woke up in a futuristic home. I don't know where i am but i at least look like a chibi version of emiya with black hair with purple highlights and purple eyes.

WAIT A MINUTE, I'M A KID AGAIN WHAT YEAR IS IT? 2517. I'M IN THE FUTURE WOO. WAIT THATS  a bad thing fuck.

-Wood creak-

I'm not alone. Why are there people with black suits looking at me? Am I being kidnapped?

?- Knock him out now.

?- I'm on Agent Texas.

Those names feel familiar, wait why do I see black. Zzzzzz

{Why were the names familiar and where is our protagonist named 'Chris'. Find out next time on Unlimited Blade Works Abridged. Jk its next chapter}

-Chose what would be his dogtag-

-Galahad is his codename if you know you know :) -

Reader- This chapter Isnt done yet.

Author- oh, I know. That's why I'm leaving