Rush

It was the next day, Yoruichi, Orihime and Tatsuki were standing in front of a kneeling Ichigo. Ichigo looked at them nervously.

Tatsuki sneered at him. "Do you know what you have done!?" Tatsuki growled. Ichigo gulped. Orihime nodded in agreement.

"Tatsuki and I vomited into the toilet when we woke up. Do you know what that means?" Orihime smiled menacingly at him.

"You two are pregnant...." Ichigo whispered. Tatsuki snorted.

"Wrong. All three of us are pregnant. We don't expect you to take responsibility, Ichigo." Tatsuki ordered him with a grumpy face. Ichigo looked at them with a horrified face.

" Of course I would! Do you two really think of me like that?!" Ichigo asked them angrily. Tatsuki huffed.

" With the way you treated us last night, I would beg to differ. " Tatsuki grumbled. Ichigo sighed.

" Did you guys do the pregnancy tests to see if you guys are actually pregnant?" Ichigo asked them.

'Wait a second, Women usually use a pregnancy test as early as 10 days after conception. It's barely even been a day. What's going on here?' Ichigo asked himself. Yoruichi chuckled and grabbed something from her pocket.

She took out a pink colored pregnancy test. Tatsuki and Orihime did the same. They laid it in front of Ichigo.

Ichigo picked the three pregnancy tests up and looked over them. ' Seems legit. ' Ichigo thought and checked the results of the test. All of them were positive. Ichigo smiled warmly and looked at them.

"Why are you smiling like an idiot? Do you feel proud of yourself for getting us pregnant this early? " Tatsuki asked him with an angry face. Ichigo grinned wider, irritating her. Yoruichi giggled.

" Don't be so hard on him, Tatsuki. Ichigo's just very happy. Right, Ichigo? You perverted fool. " Yoruichi went behind him, kneeled down and wrapped her arms around his waist.

Suddenly, the door opened to reveal Urahara holding a small white plastic bag. "Yoruichi! I got the fake pregnancy tests you wanted!" Urahara waved the plastic bag in front of them. But then he looked at Ichigo.

" Ah.... shit.... " Urahara cursed. Ichigo pointed at the plastic bag.

"If those are fake pregnancy tests, then is this the real deal?" Ichigo asked while pointing at the tests he was holding. No one answered him as the atmosphere became silent. Suddenly, Orihime snickered.

"Pfft!!!" Orihime wanted to laugh but she covered her mouth immediately but she was still giggling profusely. Tatsuki and Yoruichi started giggling as well. Ichigo looked at them with a confused expression.

"What's going on?" Ichigo asked them while feeling very confused. Urahara chuckled.

"You just got pranked, Ichigo." Urahara smiled at him. He pointed at the tests Ichigo was holding.

"Not only are the ones I have are fake, those ones are fake as well." He revealed. Ichigo widened his eyes and stared at the tests. His shocked face slowly morphed into a sad and angry one. He clenched the tests tightly.

"Whatever." Ichigo grumbled and threw the pregnancy tests at the ground, shattering them. He got up and walked out of the room, not forgetting to shove Urahara on the way. Yoruichi raised her right hand.

"Wait, Ichigo—

*Bang!*

The sliding door closed violently. They flinched. Urahara sighed and put down the fake pregnancy tests on the ground. He took off his hat and scratched his head.

"I told you guys he would react like that but you guys didn't listen. I didn't get all of his semen out of your guy's systems just to be forced to participate in this childish prank. " Urahara grumbled and looked at them.

" You guys are messed up in the head. I'm messed up as well for participating in this." Urahara pointed at his head and stood up.

"You guys really don't know Ichigo at all. A while ago, before I went and got the fake pregnancy tests, he kept telling me that if you guys were pregnant he would do his utmost best to be a great father for the children. I'd even go so far as to say he's very excited about being a father. " Urahara revealed, shocking them with this new information. Urahara looked at their shocked faces.

"What's with those faces?" Urahara asked them.

"I thought he would panic about this." Tatsuki muttered. Urahara groaned.

" Just go after him and apologize. He'll forgive you three, I'm sure of it. Ichigo isn't one to grudge over something this stupid. Now shoo shoo!" Urahara did the shooing motion. That made them quickly get out of the room.

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"Fake pregnancy tests huh. That's kinda funny I guess. But still, I was really hoping it was actually real." Ichigo muttered while walking through the streets. He then sensed Yoshino's Reiatsu approaching him.

" I should create an afterimage and control it with Fullbring. My mind is not in the right place to be going on dates. " Ichigo muttered. He disappeared leaving an afterimage of himself.

Ichigo appeared on the roof. He started controlling the afterimage with his Fullbring powers. Every object has a soul after all, even afterimages.

He saw Yoshino arriving beside his afterimage. The date started then and there. He controlled everything that the afterimage did. He controlled his movements, what he was going to say and even the eyes' movements.

The afterimage took Yoshino to a restaurant. They seemed to have fun in there. After that, ut took Yoshino to the Karakura Park. They walked around it while getting a little bit personal. After a while of walking, Yoshino wanted to go home. The afterimage offered to walk her home but Yoshino declined his offer and thanked him. She followed up by saying that she could protect herself. She then started walking home without saying goodbye to the afterimage.

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"So what did she tell you?" Ichigo asked his afterimage.

"The group she's apart of is going to target sewing boy soon. And she also mentioned about some grand plan but it seems like she isn't a big fan of it judging from the tone I heard while we're talking. " The afterimage answered him. Ichigo nodded.

" Anything else? " Ichigo asked him again.

" She's married. " It answered and disappeared. Ichigo chuckled.

" She's not gonna be wearing that fake ring anymore after I'm done with her bitch ass pussy of a husband. " Ichigo muttered and started walking back to the Urahara Shop.

When he arrived back at the shop, he was immediately bombarded by hugs from the three girls he had a good time with yesterday.

"We're very sorry for pranking you, Ichigo." Tatsuki muttered. Orihime nodded.

"I'm very sorry! Can you forgive us for being idiots?" Orihime asked him. Yoruichi looked at him while she was pouting and had cute kitty eyes on as well.

"I'm very sorry, Ichigo. For being such a very bad kitty, you can punish me as hard as you want." Yoruichi muttered cutely. Ichigo chuckled and hugged them back.

"It's alright. After giving it some thought, I guess in a way it's kinda funny. But now I won't trust any pregnancy tests you guys will give me in the future anymore." Ichigo grumbled.

" But no more pranks of the sort okay? Having a baby is a serious matter and not a joking one. You got it? " Ichigo asked them. The three of them nodded and opened their mouths to reply at the same time.

" Yes, daddy! "

" Yes, daddy! "

" Yes, daddy! "

Ichigo blinked repeatedly.

" What? " He muttered. They looked at him with a confused face.

" What's wrong, Ichigo? "

"Did I say something?"

"I didn't say anything, Ichigo. "

Ichigo sighed.

" You guys.....