Bring That Ass Here

"Wh-what. First Kenpachi? Kenpachi is a title?" Rangiku was flabbergasted. She never thought Unohana out of all people was strong enough to be the first Captain of the violent and bloodthirsty Eleventh Division.

"Mhm. Unohana was the first holder of that title. She was a part of the first generation of Gotei 13 who were just 'defenders' in name only. In reality they were nothing less than a brutal mob of the most dangerous killers in the Seireitei." Shunsui explained.

" Yachiru Unohana was the most brutal out of all thirteen captains. Even the Commander who was a ruthlessly pragmatic leader who would hold even his subordinates as expendable back then couldn't match her brutal style of killing people. " Ukitake shuddered while imagining how Unohana will kill her opponents. Nanao gulped.

"Oh yeah. She was even better in sword fighting than Old Man Yama as well. Sje also learned healing techniques from Tenjirō Kirinji of the Royal Guard so that she could prolong fights." Shunsui added. Isane felt like she wanted to faint.

" But why would she want to transfer to the Fourth Division and become a healer?" Toshiro asked a great question. Zaraki chuckled.

" Easy, killing got boring for her because all that was left were weaklings. " Zaraki laughed.

" She also found people worth protecting, Isane. So don't hate and fear her too much for hiding this from you. If you had found out about her past from any other means, you would've feared her as well." Ukitake patted Isane's shoulder.

" I just wish she would've told me sooner. " Isane whispered. They kept quiet and let Isane process the information.

*CLANG!*

Unohana skidded back a little. She giggled happily. "I see that you have improved since the last time we've fought, Ichigo." Unohana complimented. But her aura became more menacing. She grinned menacingly at him.

" But there are still so many openings in your stance. I could've cut you up if I wanted to." Unohana added.

"Hitotsume: Nadegiri!"

Ichigo appeared behind Unohana. Unohana raised an eyebrow. All of the sudden, her left hand fell off quietly and dropped to the ground.

"C-captain!" Isane widened her eyes and screamed in horror. Unohana looked at Isane and smiled gently. In a second, her left arm regrew like it was never even cut off in the beginning.

Unohana chuckled a little and turned towards Ichigo who was smirking at her.

"Hitotsume: Nadegiri. You use that technique without even knowing who invented it." Unohana commented. Ichigo raised an eyebrow.

"Who invented it? I thought it was gramps." Ichigo asked her. Unohana's aura became menacing and gloom once more.

She raised her nodachi and sheathed it back once more. She looked into Ichigo's eyes. It felt like she was staring into his soul.

"I did."

Unohana whispered and unsheathed her nodachi in a millisecond. Ichigo widened his eyes in shock.

Suddenly, his hands fell off his body silently. The top half of his body was sliding off his body and landed on the ground. The bottom half fell on the ground.

Unohana chuckled and looked at Ichigo. "Don't look so shocked, Ichigo. I did not master the countless styles of swordsmanship that exist in the world for nothing you know. That move is just one of my own experiments." Unohana told him gloomily. Karin and Yuzu were horrified seeing the situation their big brother was in. Ichigo chuckled.

His body started regenerating at a rapid pace. In a few seconds his body and shihakushō was back in 100% condition. He got up and looked at Unohana's blue eyes.

"Good for you then." Ichigo replied to her with a mocking grin. Unohana narrowed her eyes.

"Bring that ass here, girl." Ichigo growled menacingly before dashing towards her. Unohana widened her eyes as Ichigo appeared in front of her in a flash.

Ichigo was swinging his claymore downwards with both hands on the handle. Violent purple flames engulfed his blade out of nowhere.

'Hi no Kokyū, First Form: Dance. '

*SHOOOMM!!!*

*POOOMMM!!!*

Unohana dodged the attack but not without her clothes getting burned by the fire. The ground she was standing on was cut open.

Unohana looked at her shihakusho to see it having a big hole on top of her right chest, revealing her black colored bra.

"Welp.... He's dead." Shunsui muttered.

'Wait. Am I hallucinating or are her nipples hard?' Ichigo thought to himself. Unohana stood up straight and glared at him.

"You just wanted to see my boobs you dirty dirty boy~. Bad boys like you need to be punished~. " Unohana licked her lips sensually. She raised her nodachi and cuts her hand alongside the edge of her blade. The blade of Unohana's Zanpakutō liquefies into a thick, viscous, blood-like substance. At the same, the blood-like substance also appears around Unohana and her opponent. Once the majority of the liquid flows off the Zanpakutō, the remainder solidifies into a shortened katana.

"Bankai.... Minazuki!!"

The floor was covered in thick blood. Unohana's bloodied katana was dripping blood dramatically. She looked at Ichigo gloomily.

"Playtime is over." She muttered. With one small wave of her katana, a large blade made out of blood was shooting towards Ichigo in a blur.

Ichigo raised his left hand to block it.

*SHING!*

The blood blade did nothing to his hand even though it hit him. Quick reminder, Ichigo's But Vene 2.0 can block Bankai level attacks.

Ever since he created the technique he can block 10 Bankai level attacks now, but he can't waste those chances.

He only has that technique activated because he wanted to give Unohana a good fight, not make her lose all hope.

He and Unohana jumped up to the air at the same time. They crossed each other while swinging their blades.

*CLANG!!*

Unohana had a large cut on her side while Ichigo had none. 'What? I cut him didn't I!' Unohana thought to herself. Her wounds were healed up in a second.

They turned around and stared down each other. "Tell me, Kurosaki Ichigo. How durable is your skin?" Unohana asked him. Ichigo raised an eyebrow at her.

"I'm made out of Hierro and Blut Vene. I thought I told you this Retsu." Ichigo answered.

"It's Yachiru, you buffoon. And are you lying or telling the truth?" Unohana asked him. Ichigo smirked.

"I did just block two Bankai level attack without suffering any damages right? That alone is enough proof. " Ichigo answered her. Unohana narrowed her eyes. Her Reiatsu pressure increased even more. She was using full power now. Nanao and Isane gulped while they were struggling to breathe properly.

Ichigo knew what she was doing. She was charging up her final attack. Ichigo took out his second claymore and grinned at her maniacally.

His claymores were engulfed by violent bright purple fire. They appeared in front of each in a matter of milliseconds and swung their blades at each other.

But then, someone jumped in between them and grabbed their respective shihakushō's. Ichigo and Unohana widened their eyes as they were thrown away by Yamamoto.

Unohana and Ichigo crashed to the ground and tumbled backwards a little. Yamamoto stood up straight and shook his head.

"Oi! What the hell old man! We were just getting started!" Ichigo got up and shouted at him. Unohana got up and glared at Yamamoto.

"You clearly forgot that there are kids who are standing very close to you. That clash would send them flying away. " Yamamoto scolded. Unohana rolled her eyes. Ichigo sighed and sheathed his claymores on the straps on his back.

" Sorry, gramps. " Ichigo apologized. Yamamoto nodded and looked at Unohana.

" Get yourself a change of fresh clothes, Yachiru. Our sparring sessions isn't over yet." Yamamoto ordered. Unohana deactivated her Bankai and sealed her sword. She sheathed her blade and looked at Ichigo.

" This isn't over yet, Ichigo. You cannot escape your punishment. " Unohana threatened and exited the room to change her clothes.

Karin and Yuzu immediately ran towards Ichigo." You were so cool, Ichi-nii!! The way you blocked Ms Unohana's attack with your hand so casually was so awesome!!" Yuzu squealed with stars in her eyes. Karin nodded in agreement. Ichigo chuckled and rubbed his head.

"Thanks guys." Ichigo thanked them. Yuzu and Karin kept asking even more questions. Ichigo tried his best to answer all of them. Yamamoto looked back at the group of Shinigami who were keeping quiet.

"Who wants to go next?!

To be continued....

(When do you think Karin and Yuzu should learn Blut Vene?)