Episode 1 - Winds Of B*stard System

| Year - 2008 , Earth - South Korea - Gangwon |

In The Hospital Bed, lies the child and the mother

(Child- Jang Bonghwan, Mother Kim So-Yeon, Father - Jang Seryoung )

Jang Bonghwan : ( His first task was enjoying his breast feeding, oddly he enjoyed it too oddly..)

| Year - 2012 , Earth - South Korea - Seoul |

Jang Bonghwan : *Under his bed with his tablet and watching videos* (Ykyk... not breaking 13+ but he's watching...uhh 18+..)

| Year - 2017 , Earth - South Korea, Gangwon |

( The Main Character is 9..)

( In his middle school entrance)

Jang Bonghwan : ( Currently thinking about his 178th crush this month ) Ah...Yeonhwa.... i can remember grazing against her ...warm...body...ahhh.... ( i hope this isn't 18+, he only barely grazed hands)

The Other Classmates

Classmate 1 : Uhh... why is there no one near him..

Classmate 3 : Don't bother.. don't go near that pervert..

Classmate 2 : I heard he was peeking at the new teacher..

Classmate 1 : that guy ...i heard he started watching p*rn since his birth... i wonder how their parents are like...

Classmate 3 : Shhh!!! his dad was the predator of the ...cases recently and he's arrested and he's living with his mother who is said to be...a adult entertainer..

Classmate 2 : Gags Why is there a criminal's son here... he should be expelled..

Classmate 1 : i know right.. so disgusting

Classmate 3 : he should just go die...

( However bullying wasn't a problem for Jang Bonghwan...as he's a fighting dog.. who gets beaten up... his body is so used to getting hit and he still walks with his head up, watching p*rn in classes...hitting on teachers and female students )

| Year 2023 , Earth - South Korea - Seoul - His bedroom |

Mom : Nghh

( Yes his mother invited a random guy and he is in his bedroom but can hear the sounds from the living room)

Jang Bonghwan : Watching Sc-mbag System Anime with his headphones on in his room this anime is so...fricking trash....af...eats his dumplings while hate commenting on it's comments

( Now the classic move!)

( Boom! )

Jang Bonghwan : *Chokes on dumpling and dies*

Jang Bonghwan : W-wha? NO I'M STILL A VIRGIN------

| HOPE you go to the next chapter to read retardism of this novel |

Thank you!