9. New friends for everyone

Inori and Mana picked Akira and took him to the 4th division. Another member of the 4th division came and picked up Sado to transport him to the 4th division.

While he was being healed in the 4th division. A captain meeting was being held in the first division.

Captain-Commander Yamamoto coughs and stops the discussion."You all have shown your incompetence during this emergency. Now I am making Captain Hitsugaya in charge of capturing the ryokas that are left. All the disorderly elements will be dealt with after Rukia Kuchiki's execution, which is moved up to the day after tomorrow."

After the meeting, Captain Hitsugaya ordered the seated officer not to go on an attack but to defend. So the captain or vice captain can come and deal with the threat.

While everybody was planning. Two important fights happened that night: Ishida vs Captain Mayuri and Hitsugaya vs Gin. Akira considered two fights to be a waste of time. So he kept on changing his tunes to find the correct one to heal his leg.

[♪Hananouta (Fate/Stay Night: Heaven's Feel I. Presage Flower )♪]

"Shut down your music. It's the middle of the night!!!!!" screamed an injured patient in the adjacent prison.

"So now you are awake. What are you in for?" Akira ask.

"I am trying to sleep here. Now can you stop playing that girly song." the prisoner replies.

"Its my shikai, it won't stop until it completes it. So you still have to listen for the next 3 minutes. So either we can chat or you can keep listening to this song. I can tell you it's a catchy song it will keep on going in your head for a long time." Akira explained.

"I am a Ryoka," the prisoner told.

"A ryoka. Did you came with Ichigo?" Akira asked.

"Yes! Did you find him? How is he?" prisoners asked.

"Well, he was fighting with Captain Zaraki. It was the best fight I had ever seen. Their Reiatsu was so heavy that it could be felt throughout the soul society. You must have felt it in here even though th....." Akira told.

"In the end, who won?" The prisoner cut him in the middle of the story.

"How can you go to the end of the story." Akira felt disappointed.

"Well, let me come over to your side. And then I will tell you the whole story." Akira said.

"Are you an idiot? The chains used here don't let you use reishi." Prsioner told.

"I think I can do it" Akira murmured. Closing his eyes, he concentrates on his song. 

[♪Hananouta (Fate/Stay Night: Heaven's Feel I. Presage Flower )♪: Turns reality into a dream for user]

Opening his eyes, Akira saw a wall made of jelly. He swung his arms, making a perfect hole in the wall. He jumped through the hole. Lifting the cut piece of jello, he placed it back making it look like there was no hole. As the song ends, the sense of dreaming goes away. The wall turns into an ordinary wall without a hole. 

Looking around, he saw two injured fellows who were astonished. For him, it was a dream, but for the other two, they saw a guy make a hole in the wall and then reseal it. 

One of them touched the wall and tried to push it to check if it was real. Seeing the intact wall, he turns and ask,"How did you do it?"

"Magic!" Akira replies. 

"So some introductions are in order. I am Akira, 3rd seat from 4th division." Even though he knew both of them, it seemed like a better idea to let them introduce themselves.

The shorter but more injured person says,"I am Shiba Ganju."

The taller one who looked less injured,"Yasutora Sado"

"You are Shiba Ganju, do you know Kūkaku Shiba?" Akira asks.

"Of course she is my big sister. How did you know her?" Ganju replies.

"I met her during a festival outside soul society. She was hot so i tried to ask her for a date. It was all going great but when I started telling her about my other two wives. She suddenly got angry and beat me up. Women right! You never know what's inside their mind." Akira sighs.

Looking at the two confused faces, Akira asked,"What?"

Ganju pats him on the back,"My sister sometimes gets irrational. I am sure she will come to her senses and talk to you again. You just have to wait for her she will come back to you. After all, we have all the time to wait for her.Now tell me, how is Ichigo?"

Akira gets angry and says,"Do you think I am stupid, Ganju?"

Ganju starts sweating bullets this guy just made a hole in the wall with bare hands he says,"Nono...I..."

Akira smirks and says,"For the ending, you have to listen to the whole story. Let's start with the day before yesterday, when you started your invasion.It was a sunny day...."

Before he can continue, a new prisoner gets thrown in. 

Pointing at the man with a spectacle lying on the ground, Akira ask,"Your friend?"

Yasutora Sado: "Its Ishida Uryu.He is our friend."

Akira checks him with his reishi,"He was poisoned. It looks like he was already cured but he doesn't seem to have much Reiryoku. It looks like your friend here has lost his powers. What were his powers exactly."

Yasutora Sado: "He is a Quincy."

"Hey, you are in the 3rd seat from the 4th division. You can heal him, so that he can get his powers back. Right" Ganju asks, understanding how devastating it can be for a person to lose his power.

Akira: "Idiot, I already told his body is alright, there is nothing to heal. Only his power is absent.If he was a shinigami this would have been permanent, but he is a Quincy. Hum! Only another quincy would know. Too bad they are all dead."

One of the guard saw the whole interaction and suddenly he noticed something. He pointed at Akira and said, "You aren't supposed to be here. You should be in the adjacent room." 

He puts his hand on the alarm bell, but a voice stops him, "Are you sure you want to do this?"

"Are you threatening me. If I pull this leaver, at least a vice captain will come here. You won't be able to escape." the guard says.

"I am not threatening you. Let's say you pull the lever. At the end of it all. I will be placed in another room, you will get a pat on back and things will continue. As it always does." Akira says.

"What are you saying?" The guard still holding the lever to the alarm bell.

Akira: "Well, do you know me." 

Guard: "No."

Akira: "Do you know, a band named Funeral Parlor?"

Guard: "Yes"

"That makes it easy I am the drummer of the group. Here, this photo can prove it." Akira shows him the photo of him with the band during a performance.

"As you know, we perform mostly in Shinigami Women's Association gatherings. Which gives me unique advantage of being the only male who is able to enter the gathering. Now as I see, you a normal guy must have crush on a girl you like."he continues.

Guard:"Yes..She is from 10th division..."

Akira: "Great! So if you ever need a chance to meet her. I can help you."

Guard nods his head. 

Akira: "Now if you just continue your job and ignore us. We have a deal."

Guard: "But if I get caught"

Akira: "Listen to me kid, do you know the ratio of men to women in Gotei 13 It's 4 to 1. Now I am giving you chance of lifetime. Even if we get caught, it will be the problem of the guy who put me in the wrong cell. So how about it. Do you want to ring the alarm?"

Guard shakes his head and start walking away with a silly smile on his face.

Ganju: "What crime did you commit to put you in jail?"

Akira: "Where does that question come from?"

Ganju and Sado point to the guard walking away.

Akira: "Oh, That! Please, not everybody have someone to go back home to. Since life in soul society is so long lonliness hurts more for us than to humans. If a guy gets a chance to spend that lifetime with a girl, it's a gift straight from heaven."

Genju, Sado and now awake Uryu look at him in suspicion.

Akira: "I used my shikai which is prohibited due to it's unpredictable nature, which may have caused a captain to lose to a Ryoka which in my defense was going to happen even without my interference. I may have also used some quincy-themed kidos. These old guys in Gotei 13 don't get a joke."

Uryu being the smartest person in the cell pieced together the puzzle. Although he didn't show, he was awake the whole time.

Uryu Ishida: "So Ichigo won his fight."

Akira: "I didn't say it was Ichigo."

Uryu Ishida: "In our team only he is left who is able to deal with a Captain."

Ganju: "That is true. That means we can go straight to sleeping."

Uryu, Ganju and Sado laid down on their bed. They covered themselves up with bed sheet and then they fell asleep instantly.

Looking at his new friends fall asleep, Akira decided to let them rest.

"I really should have just broken out of jail" Akira muttered as he lay down to sleep.

On the other side of soul society in the second division, Akira's archenemy Osamu's body was thrown on the bed.

"Here, eat it. It's a senzu bean." a voice called out to Osamu. With no other choice he bit the bean. Suddenly, a warm current passed through his body. Converting his charred body without arms and legs to a healthy body.

Opening his eyes, he found his body fully healed body. Looking around, he sees a shadowy figure sitting in the corner of the room. He stood up readying his zanpakuto.

"Don't worry, my compatriot. You are in a safe place. My real name is Su Feng but everyone knows me as Su Chen due to some reasons. We are in 2nd division. You might not believe me, we are both transmigrators." Su Chen explained. 

"Yeah, the last one said the same thing before stabbing me in the back." Osamu still wary of him says.

"How about this. You ask me question which only a person born under the red flag can understand." Su chen replies.

"Which province is under Hennan?" Osamu asks.

"Hubei" Su Chen replies.

"Okay, you are a compatriate. So tell me what you want?" Osamu asked while slightly lowering his defense.

"I transmigrated just 3 weeks ago. This body belongs to Su Feng brother of Sui Feng. As for what I want, I only want to replace the spirit king and become the absolute ruler of this world and then, I will remove these archaic nobles and teach them the teachings of the red flag. As for what I want from you, I want to know if you want to join me." Su chen passionately spoke.

"Your goal is right, I will help you but what about human world and hueco Mundo." Osamu asks.

"Well, my compatriat you can have both worlds." Su Chen replies.

"Okay, I will let you have soul society but in return, I get to choose women for my harem." Osamu tells.

Su Chen: "Of course you can. Other than Sui Feng and Yoruichi, you can have them all. Now tell more about this fake compatriot of ours."

Osamu: "He calls himself Akira..."

Su Chen: "He is only a third seat . that's why I didn't notice him. I only know vice captain and captains of other teams. As for Inori and her clone that must be Mana I have watched Guilty Crown anime. The talk about summoning system must then be true. Don't worry, my friend. Rukia's execution is day after tomorrow. He must be there and then we both will execute him there."

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