We do a lil bit of trolling

Surprise chapter....didn't expect that did'ya?

anyways tighten your arse and read

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"we want you to put a used condom on our math teachers desk,install a spike on her seat and put sleeping pills in her coffee " she says that like it's a completely normal sentence

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"What in the diggly ding dong did you just say?"I asked her in pure confusion.

"You heard me!"She shouted

"Uhh....okay then...why?"i asked , now genuinely concerned

"She gave us 17 assignments to do in-"She was about to say

"Deal,payment is a gateway to your world."I said instantly.

"Deal."She answered with a smirk

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time skip

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POV:Mrs.Birch/Bitch

As i come into my classroom I notice something pink on my desk.

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"I-Is that a fucking condom?"She almost shouted

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After cleaning up

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As i sit on my chair i feel something go up right into my asshole

*Intense Moaning*

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Later

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I then sip on my coffee now cautiously looking around.

i then suddenly feel sleepy

*Thud*

A/N Ahhahhahagshaghsggshgg

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A shit ton of time later

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Pov Virgi-I mean Bill

As i travel the InBetween I look at my rewards

[Congratulations!You have completed your second mission!]

[The Curses And The Humans]

Itadori Yuuji and his friends from highschool found a way to summon you.

Find out what these foolish mortals want from you and make a deal,euthanizing them is not an option.

[Rewards]

X3[Random Product]A Random product that can be sold.

X1[Focus]A product that can be sold.

[Bonus Mission]Sell something to Itadori Yuuji.]

[Rewards]

[Strider]A product that can be sold.

[All bonus and non bonus rewards have been collected]

[Generating random product]

[Congratulations!You got:

[Enchantment table]X1 with all due respect,If you don't know what that is your retarded.

[Curse of Permanency]You are now stuck as a triangle lol scrub.

[Bfg9000]Lucky bitch

"What the fuck.....curse of permanency....ehh....dont give a fuxk.....no your retarded....yes...yes i am a lucky bitch."He voices out as he reads

[Congratulations!You got:

Focus:Sci-fi go brrrrrrrrrrrrr

Strider:Cyber pony

"What is with the cringe descriptions?"I say in confusion

[You are hallucinating]K.E.G voices

"No i am not"I reply in defiance

[Yes,you are]K.E.G says making me angy....eww fuxk noo...i just said the cringe word...me angry now

"NO, I AM NO-wait a minute i just had the best fucking idea."I had a new prank in mind

"Hehehehehehehhehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehe eugh ghah eugh gheh "I laugh...well..yeah ..laugh....

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Get gud scrub

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Pov Spy:

hmph heavy is so stoopid

Spy Snort x69

suddenly he hears something.

''No!''he hears behind him

He turns around to find heavy standing a good distance away from him

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3rd person Pov

Heavy noms his sandvich and then starts running to Spy

"IAM FILLED ON SANDVICH!AND I AM COMING FOR YOU!"He shouts while running

He runs up so fast that Spy could not react

"EEEEIIIYAAAAAAAH!!!"Heavy shouts while punching Spy into oblivion

Spy screams while flying off

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaªªªªª"Spy screams

Heavy then becomes Bill

Meanwhile bill

*Incoherent wheezing*

Alright ...NEXT!

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Rwby world

POV:Glynda Goodwitch

hmm what is that.....?

Something big is coming at her from the other end of the hallway

Is that....a giant dildo?

sigh~

She uses her semblance and stops it in mid air.

Another dildo appears right in her mouth.

"MHGH?!"She lets out in confusion

meanwhile bill

*Flash*

*cough* *cough*

[Host your erection level is over 9000-]K.E.G was about to say when Bill said

"shh shh...i know"He said as he looked at the picture

[But host you don't have a-]K.E.G was about to say

"SHUT!SHUT!SHUT SHUT!SHH SHH!SHUT UP! He shouted

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Im horny okay?