Chapter 83: F*ck Canon

(3rd Person: POV)

Sweating like a pig over an open fire Peter sat in the front passenger seat of his uncle Ben's car.

Because the man had come to pick up his nephew from Oscorp, after he was contacted by the school administration.

Naturally when Ben did this, and saw Peter's condition, he wanted to take his nephew to the hospital immediately.

But Peter convinced him not to.

Thus the two headed for home.

As the car pulled into the drive way, the front opened and May ran out towards the vehicle.

A worried expression on her face.

Reaching the front passenger side door May opened it and then began checking on Peter.

"Peter. Are you okay?" May asked. Placing her left hand stop his head. "You're burning up. We need to get you to s hospital."

"No need. Really aunt May." Peter spoke.

Then a second after he did he spat up rainbows onto the ground in front of him.

Seeing this only increased May's worries.

"That's it. We're going to the hospital." May spoke once more.

"No, please aunt May." Peter weakly begged.

"May, I agree." Ben spoke.

May turned toward him when he did. "Ben, really?"

"I know. And I understand. But Peter says he doesn't want to go. Also, we agreed that if he isn't feeling better by tomorrow I'm driving him to the hospital first thing in the morning." Ben spoke.

May then looked between her husband and nephew for several seconds before sighing.

"Fine boys. We'll do it your way. But I'll be checking on Peter all night." May spoke.

"Of course May." Ben said.

"Yeah." Peter agreed.

Once he did May and Ben helped him inside and up to his room.

They then cleaned him up and put him into some pajamas, before laying him down in bed.

Where Peter fell asleep a few moments after this happened.

But Peter sleep was anything but peaceful.

All night he tossed and turned.

Having no idea his body was undergoing an extreme change.

All of which was being observed by a drone hovering outside of Peters' bedroom window.

Sending the images it captured directly back to its owner.

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[Watchtower]

(Roman: POV)

Sitting in a chair at the Central Command Station on the Watchtower I ran my eyes over the holographic screens floating in front of me.

Since at the moment I am on monitor duty.

For it is my turn to perform it on the duty roster, and I am nothing if not a leader who leads by example.

I'm not ever going to turn into one of those armchair leaders who simply talks out of their ass.

As I continued monitor duty my phone, which I used for superhero business, suddenly buzzed.

Picking it up I opened it and saw images from one of the drones I've had monitoring Peter and his aunt and uncle over the years.

As I looked at the images I smiled.

Since it means one of my favorite superheroes of all time, Spiderman, is about to arrive on the scene.

Only this Spiderman won't be without his parents or his uncle, all due to yours truly.

Yeah, fuck canon.

Especially in regards to uncle Ben.

Because I really don't see the point in having uncle Ben die everytime Peter Parker gains the powers of Spiderman.

Well not every time, but my point still stands.

Peter can still become Spiderman even if uncle Ben lives.

Like that one version of him from the 1994 animated series. Where Peter founds his own company, becomes a public hero, and has that silver Ironman-type suit.

He was also in a stable and happy relationship with Gwen Stacey.

Which actually, with a guidance from yours truly, the Peter Parker of this universe can turn out like that one.

Since its obvious to anyone who looks at Peter and Gwen can tell they are in love.

They are so cute together.

Not to mention none of Peter other love interests exist in this world.

No Mary Jane Watson, no Michelle Jones, and no Felicia Hardy.

Who I honestly shipped Peter with the most.

Spiderman and Black Cat akin to DC comics Batman and Catwoman dynamic.

But Peter x Gwen was my second favorite Spiderman ship.

So I'll give it a little nudge and help it sail.

It's time to wingman.

On another note now that Peter finally gained his spider powers from Oscorp I can begin getting rid of the bad apples inside of it, so Richard and Mary can finally step back into society and be a family with Peter out in the open.

Putting my phone done I activated the console of the command station and contacted Danger, ADAM, and Sage.

"Yes?" ADAM and Danger both spoke.

"What is it bro?" Sage asked.

"One of the survelliance drones we have monitoring the Parkers just sent me several interesting images. Seems Peter has gained spider powers." I explained.

"How?" Sage asked.

"He and his class took a trip to Oscorp today. So it seems like one of the spiders Richard engineered while he was still working for them must've escaped containment and bitten Peter." I explained.

"High impropanle. But it is the only scenario that makes sense." ADAM spoke.

"Yes my love, you are right." Danger said.

"Okay. So the Parker kid has gained powers. What do you want us to do Roman?" Sage asked.

"Well I think it's time we drop the hammer on Oscorp. As for Peter himself let's continue monitoring him for the time being. See what he figured out on his own. Then when the time is right we move in and start showing the kid the ropes. Ant objections?"

No one spoke up.

"Alright then. Let's get to work." I said.

"No problem." Sage replied.

"It shall be done." ADAM spoke.

"Statement: I will show those arrogant meatbags exactly how small they are." Danger spoke.

Talking like HK-47 from Star Wars of all things.

"Am Danger, any reason you're talking like HK-47 from Star Wars?" I asked.

"ADAM has recently introduced me to the Star Wars franchise, and currently we are playing the knights of the old Republic videogames. Where I have found myself taking a like to the droid known as HK-47. So I want to emulate him a bit." She explained.

"I see." I spoke.

Resisting the urge to either sign or facepalm.

Since while I am glad ADAM is treating his significant digital other right now I have to make sure Danger doesn't become a female version of HK-47.

Especially since she already shares some of that sociopathic droids traits.

"Well so long as it doesn't interfere with your work then everything is fine." I spoke.

Everyone then signed off.

Once we did I got to monitor duty.

But not before having a certain thought.

When, not if, Peter and Gwen get together I think she might like some super powers of her own.