Prank War Begins

"Hey where is Alexander?" Daphne asked as they make their way to the great hall for breakfast

"Well he wasn't in his room or the common room." Said Blaise. He did check when the first years were told to get ready for breakfast.

As they approached the great hall they heard some shouting from within "Is that McGonagall?"

They go a step faster to see McGonagall looking upwards so they follow her gaze and there was Alexander. He was hanging upside down from one of the gargoyle perches without a shirt and gleaming in sweat. Even with McGonagall yelling at him he still continued to lift his upper body towards his legs again and again, as Wizard Raised they do not know what it is he is doing

"5 points from Slytherin! For being out after curfew and detention for irresponsible behavior" said McGonagall. Alex pulled himself up and behind the gargoyle and leaned on it "You can't take points for the curfew thing"

"Why not Mr. Prince?"

"It's in the rules. Students must be in their common rooms by 10pm each night but the Hogwarts rules also say that breakfast was at 6am. As a few centuries ago the time students were required to be awake was a earlier than now for breakfast. That part hadn't been changed so right now it is just before 8am so I haven't broken any rules as I am here for breakfast but no one else was around so I decided to do some morning exercise."

McGonagall opens here mouth then closed it then opens again and then closed it again. "Very well I reinstate the five points and I award Slytherin five points for knowing all the rules, even if you took advantage of them. But you still have detention for hanging from the gargoyle perch"

Near the teachers table Snape mumbled something about ten points to Slytherin for finding a loophole in the rules.

"As you wish Professor" Alexander then reaches down and runs his fingers over his feet then legs, if one looked close enough they could see a faint glow around his legs, then he jumped down from the perch, did a backflip off, and landed on the table beneath with arms outstretched. "So what's my score?" I ask looking at my four compatriots. They of course have no idea what I am talking about.

"I'll give you a 7 because you only did a backflip" said a voice when I look over I see it is Harry smiling at me.

"Hey Little Bro. Did you sleep well last night" I asked, though it is code for 'Did you have a nightmare', as I hop off the table. I cast a silent scourgify on my body to get rid of the sweat.

"Yea I slept fine Alex. Why aren't you in your robes?"

"Well one they would get drenched in sweat and it would be a pain to wear those things while working out." I wink at a passing girl who was eyeing my chest causing her to blush and look away. "And turns out you only need to wear your robes on three occasions. The feast at the beginning and ending of the school year, in classes, and of course in detentions. Strangely enough the hat only needs to be worn on the first of the three. Makes you wonder why we even need the hats."

"Ah well I will keep that in mind now perhaps you should put a shirt on" Harry gestures around showing me the girls, and some of the guys, are staring at me.

"Huh you would think witches never seen a guy shirtless before." Still I reach towards the chest on my necklace and I summon a shirt out of it and put it on, if only to stop the gawking. "Don't forget to take your nutritional potion before breakfast." Harry grumbles "Harry you have to take it twice a day for the rest of the month"

"Yea I know but it taste awful!" He whines

"I wouldn't know but I'll take your word for it. Now take it or I will get someone to make sure you take it." I then give him a half hug before heading over to the Slytherin table. I sit with Tracy and Daphne on my right and Blase and Theo on my left. Oddly enough Daphne and Tracy won't look at me directly. I shrug it off.

Soon the tables are full and then fill up with food. Oh I got chocolate milk before me without asking. "Thanks again" I say as I take a drink of the cold sweet beverage.

"So Alexander-"

"Ah you four can call me Alex, Nott."

"Alright. You can call me Theo. Anyway what were you doing out so early?"

"Well every morning I have a routine. 100 push ups, 100 sit ups, 100 squats, and a run. Now I can do the first three in my room but the last one well I couldn't get outside for the run. So I decided to do something else instead."

"H-how did you get those scars?" I glance to my right and see Tracey finally speaking to me today. Her face is slightly red though.

"I was kidnapped by a psychopath and tortured" I keep it as simple as that before digging into the feast before me. I felt a small tingle on my head as I ate.

"Uh Alex?"

"Yes Blaise?"

"Your hair is Gold and Red"

"It is" I quickly summon a small mirror from my trunk to check. And yep Gold and Red stripes. I glance over to the Gryffindor Table and see Fred and George giggling. I smirk and get up walking to the Hufflepuff table where the 7th years sit. I approach one girl with bubblegum pink hair "Hello, I'm Alexander Prince. I like your hair."

"Names Tonks and thank you" Said pink hair girl

"Do you mind if I borrow it?"

"Uh I guess?" she was slightly confused til I pointed my wand towards my head and used Crinus Muto, Hair Changing spell, to turn my hair the same bubble gum pink.

"I think this looks way better on me than gold and red don't you think?" She giggles "By the way you are very cute" I say before walking off towards the Gryffindors til I am standing behind Fred and George "Gonna have to try harder than that Weasley's~" I slap them both on the back, leaving a little something there for them.

"Well well we must"

"Say you look very good"

"In pink. Maybe next time"

"We will get you some ribbons"

"Nah ribbons don't look good on me." I say then I look at Harry "Hey do me a favor though. Make sure Harry takes his potions at breakfast and dinner"

"Aye aye Prince of Snakes!" They both say and salute me. It's nice they aren't prejudice against me for being in Slytherin, I do swipe a sweat roll from their plates though. I wink at Harry, I see he is talking with Neville. Ron pales for some reason but as I am walking away I can hear him trying to lecture his brothers about talking with a snake. I guess he is the prejudice one.

As I sit back down at Slytherins table "What's going on with you and those Gryffindors?" asked an older year I do not know the name of.

"Fred and George?" getting nods "I challenged them to a prank war" Oh the looks on their faces. Wish I had a camera.

"You did what?!"

"I challenged them to a prank war. That is why my hair changed, they spiked my food. Oh but I got them back."

"Wait how did you get them back. I only saw you talk to them a little then come back here?" Blaise said sounding skeptical.

"When I hit them on their backs I left something there."

"What did you leave on their backs?"

"A piece of paper that says 'I'm Martha/Christy. Kick me!'"

"Wait how is that getting back at them?" asked Theo

"Oh my dear dear Theo. I have been planning this prank war for weeks. That paper is one of my pranks. You see I added three spells to the paper."

"What spells" Daphne was curious now, she seems to like being silent though.

"First is a disillusionment charm so that they can't see the papers. Next was a sticking charm so that it can't be removed. Lastly is a triple layered compulsion spell. First it makes those who see the paper have a strong urge to kick the twins, so strong they are most likely to do it without even thinking of it. Secondly it will make the seers of the paper call Fred and George Martha and Christy for the rest of the day."

"And what about the third compulsion?"

"Ah the third is more subtle. You see it will make people not want to tell Fred and George about the papers for any reason it can drag up. They might think not to tell them because it's funny, or because they have been pranked before by the twins, maybe they are afraid they will be pranked if they tell them. The last compulsion spell will bring up any little reason to not tell them about the papers and strengthen it. With any luck they might not be able to remove the paper for a few days"

The four around me began to laugh as they imagined the Gryffindors being kicked and called Martha/Christy without even knowing why. Oh speaking of looks like they just got kicked by some passerby's. This caused us to laugh even more.

"What's so funny Mr. Prince" Snape said from behind me

"A prank I played on the twins" I then tell him about the prank I pulled

Snapes mouth twitched upwards a bit "20 points to Slytherin for impressive charming of an object" He then hands us our time tables

"Is it just me or do we have a lot of classes with Gryffindors?" I can't help but ask

"I agree. You would think with the house rivalry as bad as it is they would pair us up with the other houses" Blaise puts in his opinion.

"Well looks like we have History of Magic first. Should be interesting"

I was wrong! "That! How could that be a class? That Binns is so damn boring he literally put the class to sleep!" I complain as we make our way to DADA next. Hopefully it will be better... "Damn it! How just how did he get this position? I can hardly understand anything with the stutters and if we mention any magical creature with more than one X he changes the subject!"

Tracy pats my back a bit to try and comfort me

"Seriously why is everyone"

"calling us Martha and Christy?"

I kick them both in their asses "You two do that twin speak even when you are alone?"

"Oui Prince" they say as they rub their bottoms

"We know you"

"Had something to do with this"

"I have no idea what you are talking about Martha. Anyway we are off to lunch bye bye" As we begin to pass Blaise and theo look back then kick the twins before turning back to walk with me. "You two look at their backs on purpose didn't you?" I received nods and the five of us began to laugh

"Hey Alex. How long are you going to keep your hair pink?" Asked Tracy

"Why don't you like it?"

Tracy giggles a bit and Daphne just shakes her head but not in a 'No I do not like it' way but more of a 'I give up trying to get you to be normal' way.

"Plus that pink Hufflepuff girl was cute. She might be more open in talking to me if she sees I have the same hair."

They roll their eyes. When we get into the Great hall I don't head to the table instead I walk to an empty space and I take off my necklace. Getting confused looks from my new friends I tap it with my wand causing the trunk to enlarge. I open it and I summon out a large round table and some chairs which I sit down in the space.

"Why do you got a table and chairs in your trunk?" I shrug "Just being prepared, besidesI got A LOT of space in there." I walk over to Gryffindor "Hey Harry. You wanna come eat with me and my new friends. You can come too Neville. Oh Martha and Christy can join too if you want" they both go to swat me but I move back.

"Sure alex." Harry says and gets up Neville looks nervous but also gets up as do the twins and head over to My table.

I walk over to the puffs specifically a cute pink puff "Hey cutie puff wanna sit at my table with all the cool kids" She goes to smack me but I step back again and chuckle "Well offer is open if you change your mind~" Then I walk over to my table.

McGonagall and Flitwick come over "Mr. Prince why are you all not at your own tables?"

"Promoting Interhouse Unity?" Yea let's go with that "Plus there is nothing in the rules saying I can't bring my own table to sit at."

Flitwick seems happy at my interhouse unity comment "Bravo Mr. Prince. 5 points to each of you for promoting interhouse unity as Mr. Prince has stated" Even McGonagall doesn't seem to have a comment on it

"Well at least sit at your own houses at breakfast. You should get to know people in your own houses too." McGonagall says before walking off to the head table. When the tables are filled up so is my table, see the house elves like me.