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Starts off in danmachi, basic transmigration and wishes scenarion. I'm currently writing on it now. Suggestive criticism is welcome.

Ryan_Colman · Anime & Comics
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40. Rewards 2.

As soon as the war ended.

[Congratulations on achieving Chuunin status. Rewards have been issued. 5 tickets to bring others with you from a different world. A full materia set. Time remaining in Naruto world 30 days.]

[Optional Rewards can be claimed.]

I found a relatively nice room to sit in and waited for Anko to come back.

It didnt take long for her too appear covered in smoke and blood with a large grin on her face.

She gave me a quick kiss on the head before being sucked into the Kamui dimension.

Next came a couple of absolutely massive wriggling Jiongu.

There had to be hundreds of hearts in those things.

They too were sucked into the Kamui. Luckily they could be stored in Animals summon dimension or else they wouldnt fit into any bodies.

My paths also returned, I had a good harvest, managed to find a dead hyuuga and get the bloodline from his body, even if the eyes were destroyed.

Each of them also had 5 hearts besides Asura.

I also stored them.

"Well let's see what we get rewards for." I pull up the screen.

[Save Haku Rewards: Ice-ice devil fruit.]

I press the button and an icy blue fruit drops into my hand.

"Eh, I'll give it to Haku." I toss it into my gate. I like to swim, plus I would rather have the lightning one or the Ope-ope fruit.

[Save Zabuza Rewards: Shinso: God killing Spear.]

"Ooooh!" I click the button and a small blade drops into my hand. Is has a katana like handle and a short blade. Looking nothing like a spear.

This is the Zanpakuto of Gin from bleach. It can extend and retract at high speeds and even has poison that can kill on a cellular level.

"I needed a weapon. Everything else is too fucking big." I strap the sword to my waist happily.

[Save Fu Rewards: In three and a half years you get to fight Hidan and Kakuzu. Automatically redeemed.]

I nearly spew blood at that.

"What the fuck kind of reward is that?!?!?" I shout swinging at the screen.

[In order to avoid having her killed for her tailed beast, you must fight and survive in her place. Failure will lead in the death of Fu.]

"What ever man." I shrug it off. I got three years, I'm sure I could find a way to fight those two idiots easily. If not I could atleast run. Besides I already know thier abilities and weaknesses.

[Save Gaara Rewards: Fight Sasori and Deidara in 3 and a half years....]

"Yeah no I'm going to cut you off right there, I didnt save him i simply chose not to kill him. You can have him back." i toss the red head and his siblings out of my gate perfectly unharmed.

"Your father is dead and you guys lost the war." I say before going back to my rewards and ignoring them.

The save Gaara reward vanished.

He lives anyway so I dont give a shit.

[Save Tayuya Rewards: The Ability to play all musical instruments at master level.]

I just look at that kind of funny. I dont have any intentions of busting out a Kazoo and going to town.

I just click accept and feel the knowledge in my mind.

"Not a great reward." I sigh unhappily.

However that's it. No more rewards pop up.

"What the hell? Didn't I help the leaf enough?" I ask curiously.

[Due to your followers, more damage was done than previously would have been done. So no, you did not help the leaf.]

Valerie laughs over my shoulder.

"Not even a reward for killing the sound four err 3?" I ask.

[We do not reward you for killing trash tier mobs, except Sakura Haruno.]

Man what a sick burn. But understandable.

"So I flopped most of the optional quests, ah well." I stand up and stretch.

On the plus side I'm still on food terms with the leaf....I think?

Yeah I should be good.

Problem is.... Guren, Karin, Fu, Haku, Tayuya, Anko, that makes 6 kidnapped victims err rescues. So I need to use another evil piece.

Also need to talk to the little red head firecracker I took from Orochimaru.

"Incidently since the quests are over, what would I have gotten for killing Gaara?" i ask the system.

[The one tails chakra and a chance to fight Sasori and Deidara in 3 and a half years.]

"So a crazy racoon and a fight to the death with my hero Deidara? Pass." Art is an explosion my man. "Incidently how about Naruto?"

[9 tails chakra, Fight Pein, Fight Obito, Fight Kaguya, Fight Madara, Fight Kakuzu, Fight Deidara, Fight....]

"I'll just stop you there. Not no, but hell no!" At this point I kind of just want to go home and go to bed, i don't want to deal with any of this shit anymore.

A couple of Anbu appear before after I close the system.

"The council and Lord Jiraiya wish to speak with you." One of them asks.

"Yeah whatever. Lead the way." I wave them on wondering what these idiots want now.

20 minutes later me and Valerie are standing in the council chamber being looked at by multiple people including Jiraiya.

"We would like to request your assistance in bringing back Tsunade Senju." Jiraiya says calmly.

Hold the fucking phone. "Say what now?" I ask.

"We found proof about your lineage being a Senju. As one of the last two Senju we would like to request your help to bring Tsunade back to the village as Hokage. We are willing to pay." Jiraiya says holding out a report.

Proof of fucking what? Senju my ass!

"We also have proof the village you are registered too doesn't exist. Therefore you are unaffiliated ninja. Who were in the village at the time of an invasion we could technically detain you." Jiraiya says.

Son of a bitch!

Everything on the report seems legit, apparently I'm some long lost grandchild of Tobirama who had a 1 night stand with a prostitute before going to war.

[Confirmed.]

Get fucked you shitty system you didnt even give us a proper identity?!?!