Omake 1(ORA!/That shit still gives me nightmares....)

.....Burger King(???) Time:12:34 Status:Alive....[Achilles]{Arthur}

"Sir, it has been fifteen minutes, your holding up the line, what would you like to order?" Said a visibly annoyed Fast-food clerk, staring at the protagonist of this story, Arthur. 

"Whoa, hold your horses lady, I ain't even halfway done reading the menu,.....sigh kids these days are so demanding." Replied Arthur, whispering that last bit just loud enough for the clerk to hear.

The clerk's face grew red before she finally snapped. Screaming at him like a high pitched banshee. 

"SIR! If you aren't going to order anything get out of this restaurant before I call the cops!" 

Arthur smirked, which highlighted his natural charisma, [Stole that shit from me] {Nuh uh} and then opened his mouth to say three simple words.

"Nah, I'd win."

"What?"

"Wut?" The clerk and Arthur had a fierce staring contest, before she finally relented and spoke once more, in a slightly defeated voice.

"I will give you one last chance, order or get the hell out of this store."

Arthur nodded slowly, before speaking up again with an innocent expression. 

"Do you guys serve Ligma here?"

[You Fucker! Don't do it, they aren't ready for that yet!]

{Too late, the dice have been cast, nothing can stop the approach of fate, Achilles, not even you}

[It's over, do you know what you've done, if that jokes spreads, nothing can stop the inevitable approach of Meme Culture.]

{That's the point, introducing "Ligma" 9 years early will have an amazing effect on this timeline, so why not let it rip?}

[Dammit, Just don't finish the joke and nothing will happen, the world will keep it's peace for another decade, what is wrong with that?]

{Everything.}

After finishing his talk with Achilles Arthur's perception returned to it's normal state to hear the clerk's reply.

The clerk with a confused expression asked.

"What is Ligma?"

Suddenly the air inside of the restaurant grew still. The voices of people talking were silenced. It began to rain outside and echoes of thunder were heard. Arthur's facial expression started to morph into a sinister smile. An eerie noise could be heard. 

"heh....HEha.....HEHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHH!" Arthur's Kira worthy laugh could be heard throughout the entire store, causing all movement to stop, and the people to look directly at him with fear in their eyes.

A scared thuggish looking young man bravely spoke up.

"Wha..What are you laughing at FREAK?"

Arthur's smile grew wider, until his faced formed in artistic masterpiece of a smile.(If the art was modern>) Turning his attention to the young man arthur smiled, before cranking his neck to look back at the female clerk, who was looking like her timber's were shivered and then he spoke three words.

"LIGMA MY BALLS, BITCH!"

The lighting and aura of the restaurant returned to normal while Arthur was rolling on the floor laughing. The female clerk with a extremely red face walked towards Arthur who was rolling on the floor. As she walked towards him Arthur stopped laughing, and began to feel sweat dripping down the back of his neck. 

"You think that's funny do you!" growled the clerk. As she approached Arthur, her bangs covering her eyes. Arthur replied carefully.

"Yeah duh? It's not just funny, it's fucking hilarious, not that a bitch like you would understand."

With every word that came out of Arthur's mouth, the clerk's face grew redder and redder, until eventually purple (Menacing) marks appeared around her. 

"Alright then, I guess I won't regret this then." She spat out with pure venom in her tone.

"Regret wh..........AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

The clerk unleashed a barrage of punches unto Arthur's ahem, balls, *cough*while screaming unintelligible words.

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She grabbed a small piece of paper out of her pocket, before throwing it to the now motionless Arthur who was clutching his balls. 

"Here's your receipt, BITCH!''

[And that is why you don't fuck with women, Arthur, also the reason I gave my armor protection, for situations like these.]

{OWWWWWW}

[You can't hear me can you?]

"*groan*."

[Now, let me tell you about the time I met this tiger chic........]{Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo}

...........To be continued..........

I wanted to release something for you guys today, but couldn't finish the chapter so I wrote this short Omkae, an yes, it is most defionitly canano! alrihgt gn folks, have a great night/day/afternoon!:)