Verdona

"Come on she wasn't here yesterday and I doubt that she is coming back any time soon." I said out of sheer boredom. "Shut up Devin." Gwen said emphasising each word. We were outside waiting to see if the mystery woman would return. "Well I for one need to go for a piss." I said while walking away. I walk to the other side of the river and go behind a tree and and take a very satisfying piss. "Oh! And who might you be you ass." Said the mysterious woman who had to to come and bother me. "A kid taking a piss." I said with an irritated voice. I was fixing my jeans and then a pink sphere in materialized around me and I'm thrown to the other side of the river onto Kevin's car. "I found her." I said while groaning in pain. "Come on not the car." Kevin said with moisture around his eyes. Everyone walks out of the car and Ben helps me up from Kevin's car and I dust myself off. "Fight now, talk later." I said to Kevin. "Agreed." Said Kevin while looking at his car. Kevin walks to his car and his body and clothes become like the matter of the car. I start to transform to the form I had yesterday. I fly across the river and throw a fist but it was stoped with another pink object. "I feel so stupid, and why pink...Gwen are you sure you don't know this woman?" I asked Gwen as I looked at the pink manifestation. "Why do you ask?" Gwen questioned back while walking on pink platforms. I give her a look and look at what she's walking on and what my fist is on. "Oh." Gwen said a little embarrassed. "Yeah, so lady what are you doing here?" I asked. "We'll this is where me and my husband used to come to." Said the mysterious woman. I start to piece the puzzle together slowly. "What was your husband's name if I may ask?" I asked with a light of understanding in my eyes. "Max Tennyson. "Okay Gwen your an alien." I said to Gwen as I put my fist down and start to revert to my base form. The mysterious woman walked up to Gwen and said while smiling "I'm Verdona. I'm your grandmother." "That means I'm your grandchild to." Said Ben stupidly. "Can you also materialize pink objects also." Said Verdona sarcastically. "No." Ben said in disappointment. I walk over to him and pat his shoulder. "I'll be seeing you later kiddos." Said Verdona while disappearing in a flash of pink. "We'll I want to go home, I can't sleep outside anymore." I said like nothing happened as I begin to walk to Kevin's car with Kevin, Ben, and Eunice in tow. Gwen shakes her head and then begins to catch up and we all pile in into the car. Eunice and I are stoped of first and we wave good bye to them. When we see them gone down the road we walk inside. I go inside and yelled announcing our arrival back home "Were back!". "Not so loud." Chuck said as he walked down the stairs in a suit. I smile and walk up to give him a light hug. "So how was the trip." Chuck asked. "We had fun and then we meet Gwen grandma and found out that Gwen us a alien." I said like this type of stuff happens all the time. "Oookay so I'm won't be back for a few days I have a business trip so you two have fun while I'm gone." Chuck said as he went out the door and not that much time later hear the car leaving. I walk into the living room and watch some Sumo Slammers. Eunice walks over and plumped right next to me and leans her head on my shoulder. "You had fun." I asked. "I had a lot of fun I liked spending time with our friends, 'whisper' and with you." Eunice said with a almost unnoticeable blush. I smile. [I heard you Eunice.] "I'm happy you had fun." I said genuinely happy that she was also happy. "Let's watch something else this show seems boring." Eunice said with a bored expression on her face. " 'Scoff' How could you I love this show but, if you insist I guess I have to change the channel then." I said in mock anger and sadness. "Just change the channel." Eunice said while rolling her eyes. I flip through the channels in till I see a movie. We begin to watch the Anchorm*n 2. Eunice fell asleep around the end of the movie. finished it and I took her to her room. I looked around it a found a lot of very neat gadgets. "We'll I don't want to touch her stuff the last time I touched a girls stuff Gwen punched me in the gut." I said and at the end of it I shiver in fear. I walk out of her room and do my same usual routine and fall asleep with on thought. [I really want to tap Eunice's ass.] I then fall asleep with a perverse smile on my face.

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