"cute cute and cuter"

I am awoken by Pandemonica's eyes staring into mine with dead seriousness, and I immediately realize why she's woken me up.

"Taker, what is she doing with us?" Pandemonica asks while glaring at Modeus' smirking face.

"I'm here because this delicious piece of meat let me join his harem~ Have any problems with that pan-dem-on-i-ca~?," modeus said while cuddling closer to my side

"...no, what. would. make. you. think. that, modeus" Pandemonica said with promised hell to pay raging in her eyes, which, personally told me, that she, did in fact have a problem with modeus

So I did what any sane man would do to calm down their loved one/harem member, and gave her a head pat with a lil cheeky kiss, which seemed to kinda calm her down, cause she stopped glaring at modeus with enough murderous intent to create an 8th layer of hell, and instead decided to just hug my arm pouting while muttering profanities at the lustful demon

"Anyways, since everyone seems well rested why don't we set off for our next destination?" I suggested, getting hums of approval from both demon girls.

<timeskip brought to you by me, because I'm writing this damn thing>

Now me, pandemonica, and modeus are making our way through yet another canyon, modeus smashing the occasional skeleton demon with a sledge hammer that she pulled out of lucifer knows where while making sexual taunts towards me, with me just kicking the occasional boulder out of the way while Pandemonica (who let me call her Monica) was doing paperwork while sitting on my back, occasionally taking power naps.

*boom*

Kicking another Boulder, the trio of three found themselves facing a massive golden gate with no key in sight, taker tried to force his was through with a hearty kick, but it only left a small dent.

"Hey Monica, you don't happen to have a key do you?" I asked offhandedly while studying the gate

"Nope, you're going to have to look for it," Pandemonica says tiredly

"... nah I don't have the patience for that, hey modeus, you think I could borrow that sledge for a second?"

You ask while placing Pandemonica on a comfortable-looking piece of rubble.

"Sure, but you owe me a favor~"

"he shouldn't owe you any favors you bit-" Pandemonica angrily begins to reject before you cut her off with a short kiss on the lips.

"It's ok Monica, but thank you anyways, it's cute," i say while patting her flushed head.

"I-its nothing" is all Pandemonica can get out before devolving into a tired, flushed, blubbering mess, making you chuckle as you turn around and take the  hammer from modeus, uttering a small 'thanks' as you approach the gate while adjusting your grip on the hammer you tell modeus to get back, before sprinting toward the gate, winding up and violently colliding the hammer into the gate, which blows the gate out from in between the canyon wall, and flying into the distance, i only have so much time to admire my work before three body's slam into mine, pushing me onto my back.

"Are you a human?"

"Please take us with you!"

"You're so handsome!"

Before I could even process the situation, three demons latch onto me, looking down, I to see three beutiful girls with dog ears instead of horns looking straight up at me, grinning widely, it was incredibly adorable

"Aww look at you three cuties! Whos a good girl!" I gush while petting them and squishing their cheeks, but their personalities quickly change as they all flush and start panting

"I-im a- haa~ -good girl~"

"Yea~ haa~ haa~"

"We're gonna have haa~ so much fun with you~"

'Ah thats nice' i think to myself, chuckling while still petting them and playing with their cute lil faces.

"Ok, but you gotta join my harem though," i say, scratching one of them behind the ear, which makes all of them react.

"O-OK!/OK!/SURE!"

💀SUCCESS💀

"Our names cerberus by the way, its going to be so fun corrupting the human world with you mate!"

"We can't wait to play with you~"

Cerberus excitedly jumps off me, running circles around me while modeus helps me up.

"Thanks momo" I say to modeus, smiling, and causing her to flush and mumble out a 'no problem'

"What are we waiting for, let's go go go!!" One of the three dog girls says while the other two yip in agreement

"Shall we continue?" Pandemonica asks while grabbing my hand, as she does that i notice the three dog girls glare at her while growling lightly so i scratch them behind then ears, grabbing a nearby femur from a defeated skeleton dude and wave it in the air, chuckling to myself as the dog girls follow the bone while drooling

"go... FETCH!" I grunt as i toss the bone far off into the distance, cerberus quickly running of after it, not even a minute later Cerberus returns with the bone in her hands, crushed up.

"Right on time girls, let's go!"

"YEA!/OK!/YAY!/ok daddy~/Z z z...