Dirty Jokes

Third Person's Point of View

Rianne timidly glance at the person sitting beside her, the only female might I add. The girl glance at her after eyeing the board for a long time, she smiled, waving at the girl the pink coloured manicure in her nails glimmered.

"Hey Rianne!" She greeted.

"Hey Caroline." The girl greeted back, tucking some strand of her curly light brown hair behind her ear. But her timid and shy facade turned upside down the minute she saw Caroline smirking at her. Her left brow raising a smug looking dancing all over her face.

"Eww, can you smell that?" Caroline suddenly asked raising a hand to cover her nose. "Smells like ass, that hasn't been washed for days."

Rianne rolled her eyes a smirk making its way to her face. "Oh? Must be coming from yourself since it is afterall only smelled by you."

"No, I can assure you I showered myself with perfume. An expensive one might I add." Caroline retorts sneering at the girl. "Might be from you, since you didn't notice it yourself I'll tell you to stop yourself from embarrassment."

Caroline's purple eyes sparkle in excitement a sadistic smirk playing on her lips. "Your ass stinks like your a fucking a sewer."

Rianne's blue eyes widen in shock, her mouth agape. Putting a hand on her chest, she gazed at the snickering Caroline.

"Oh? I'm sorry, I didn't know that my stinky Ass overpowered the bad scent of your demoralized vagina."

This time, it was Caroline who reacted, knitting her brows together and floating at Rianne.

"You're vagina smells like cat poop."

"Yours is like deeper than the sinkhole in India."

Caroline smirked pointing an accusing finger to the caramel haired girl. "Your vagina is like a snail, its so disgusting and sticky."

The two was in the verge of laughing their assess off of it wasn't for the fact that they were beaten to it by a laughter erupting from behind them. The two looked from behind to spot Cole holding a book trying her best to focus on the book at hand yet failed.

"Cole?" Rianne asked her aggressiveness slowly fading. "Aren't you suppose to be seated next behind Sonia?"

The two looked at the right area of the classroom at the 4th row where Sonia sits, the girl was having a sign conversation with Dianne that was on the left area of the classroom at the first row.

"Ma'am Piez moved us since we were both talking alot." Cole replied after exerting a huge amount of effort to stop herself from laughing more that might caught the attention of the Miss Piez at the front.

"Nice conversation by the way." The three of them started laughing.

"Don't forget to approach your club moderators okay?" Miss Piez stated holding a paper in her hand.

"What was that about?" Rianne asked their other seatmate which happens to be Ben.

"Oh, it's for the club signing."The guy quietly replied.

" What are you two's club by the way?" Cole asked the two in front of her, meaning her head in the seat of the two resting them on the back of their chair.

Rianne was about to open her mouth to reply but was interrupted by Ben that was eyeing the board.

"They're from the Vagina Club."

The three looked at each other in utter silence before breaking in a very loud laughter startling the other students beside them and even the teacher.

Sonia watched as Miss Piez approach the three of them filling them up with sets of lecture, shaking her head with a sigh.

"What are those three doing?" She asked her to herself seeing as Cole was asked to go back to her seat which was behind Sonia.

"What was that?" At the corner of her eyes she saw Dianne mouthing to ensure that she won't be called off by the teacher.

"Idk" She mouthed back. "Do not involve yourself. That's trouble."

The two give each other a nod before returning their gaze on the board. Waiting for the class to end, Sonia was  yawning in boredom and was about to drift to sleep until Cole whispered on to her.

"They were word shitting each other." Sonia's curiosity perked up.

Cole whispered all the events from where she sat earlier which resulted to Sonia struggling in a hopes of going quiet... until Cole spoke the last of what Caroline said.

"Caroline actually said to Rianne that Her Vagina was like a snail. That it was disgusting and sticky."

Sonia wasn't quite prepared when that was stated which results a sudden outburst of laughter from her.

"Sonia." Miss Piez called out, stopping her from the fit of laughters. "Can you please please repeat what I just said?"

Sonia composed her self, sighing in process in amidst of taking a stand. Before she could muster up an answer, she gazed at the sheepishly grinning Cole mumbling a short apology which Sonia shrugged off. And as  she repeated accurately what Miss Piez just said behind her was her right hand raising a middle finger at Cole who was suppressing another hoard of laughter.

"Take a seat." Miss Piez ordered once satisfied with Sonia's answer.

Immediately, after Sonia was seated Dianne look at her in a questioning manner To which Sonia replied by raising a hand to sign a wait. Which Dianne confusedly complied, waiting in the process of what the girl was doing. She watched in curiosity as Sonia rip a piece of paper in her notebook a d started scribbling. She finished earlier which Dianne expected but didn't pass the paper.

"Hurry up!" Dianne mouthed. She knows that Sonia is quite a fast writer but is quite confused as to why she's not passing the piece of paper yet.

Sonia signed the same 'wait' sign her eyes watching the board, that is when Dianne realized that she was waiting for ma'am Piez to write something on the board so she could pass the paper.

And in great timing, Sonia heard the teacher spout some deep language which she heard well enough but took it as a gateway.

"Ma'am, I'm sorry, I couldn't quite spell it right. Can you write it on the board?" Sonia requested. The teacher sighed before turning around write it on the board and with out any hesitation she throw the paper to Diannes direction which landed on the girls foot.

Dianne hurriedly went to pick up the paper hiding it to her notebook and act as though she was writing. But as she read the conversation, she almost immediately dropped her ballpen and struggled to keep herself from laughing.

"What's wrong Miss Khaizer?" Putting a hand on her mouth, she shook her head mumbling an inaudible 'nothing ma'am' to the confused teacher.

"You five have been going on for a while now." The five flinched from their seat snickering a bit.

"Sorry ma'am." They mumbled. The teacher only shook her head and went back in to writing the thing Sonia requested and Dianne once again eyed the paper.

'They were both on it about their vagina being like a snail that was disgusting and sticky.'

Dianne looked back at the Sonia who was writing on her notebook, and upon noticing her gaze, her gaze fall at Dianne and laughed in silence. The two of them shaking their head as they went back to writing at their notebook.

Who'd knew that such a joke would. put the five of them into a series of trouble from Ma'am Piez.