Knowing The Grimm pt. 2 (Jokes)
After petting Blithe for a bit as she murdered the occasional stray grimm Knight would proceed to head deeper into the forest. After another twenty minutes of walking and something being carried like a fox pup just side ways by the waist in Blithe's mouth. Knight would find a good clearing so he let everyone else out to essentially "play" which became a mess as within three minutes he was made to devour corpses of multiple grimm with his semblance! Although by doing so he did start earning new grimms to summon so he could only chuckle as he say Hyena be snarky in an update.
『 Current Grimm
Light (Yin) and Dark (Yang) - Geist pair (Variant)
Warden - Manticore (Variant)
Puzzle - Sphinx (Variant)
Legion and Watcher -Ravanger (Swarm) (Variant)
Blithe - Oppel (Variant)
Gourmet - Creep (Variant)
Nevermore x4
Ursa x4
Beowolve x10
King Taijitu x1
Death Stalkers x2
Boarbatusk x1
Creep x6
Beringel x4
Unnamed Parasitic Grimm x20 - Naming species as Take Beetle
Lancer x40 & x1 Queen Lancer
The Apathy x8
Blind Worm x3
Sabyr x2
Wyvern x2
Unnamed Tentacle Grimm x1 - Naming species as Kraken』
Knight: "You're all banned from going to far away from now on!!!! I mean how far did you go for some of these when you took off?! Huh?! Give me an answer one of you mainly Warden, you took of the fastest!! DON'T LOOK AWAY WHILE ACTING PROUD YOU BIG IDIOT! LOOK AT ME!!!"
Like children being scolded by their parents the grimm tried to act cute to get out of trouble. Only Warden and Blithe looking dignified in accepting the scolding. Warden sitting like a proud warrior who accomplished something great even though his tail was limp in sadness. Blithe well she was just to relaxed and giving what could be called a cheeky grin towards Knight with some playful noises. Sighing he looked at his trouble makers and only shrugged his shoulders helplessly at their antics although now he has to name the new members.
Well he doesn't have to do so really but, now they'll be a team so names would be fitting instead of detachedly going "Wyvern burn them all" is what he thinks. So climbing onto Wardens head with the help of Light possessing some tree's Knight sat there typing names out on a keyboard on Hyena's system interface.
『 Current Grimm
Light (Yin) and Dark (Yang) - Geist pair (Variant)
Warden - Manticore (Variant)
Puzzle - Sphinx (Variant)
Legion and Watcher -Ravanger (Swarm) (Variant)
Blithe - Oppel (Variant)
Gourmet - Creep (Variant)
Nightgale (Nevermore), Icarus (Nevermore), Grandpa Peck (Nevermore), and Boss (Nevermore)
Barf (Ursa), Teddy (Ursa), Husk (Ursa), and Vlad (Ursa)
Moonlight (Beowolve x10)
Sage (King Taijitu)
Stabby (Death Stalker) and Cuddler (Death Stalker)
Chargy (Boarbatusk)
Bum (Creep), Baset (Creep), Puppy (Creep), Lonely (Creep), Hangry (Creep), and Sirus (Creep)
Joe (Beringel), Bob (Beringel), Billy Bob (Beringel), and Bagel (Beringel)
Hivist (Take Beetle x20)
Grave (Lancer x40) & Empress (Queen Lancer)
Solitude (The Apathy x8)
Dune (Blind Worm), Duke (Blind Worm), and Duchess (Blind Worm)
Cheeky (Sabyr) and Roland (Sabyr)
Songbird (Wyvern) and Fargo (Wyvern)
Pervert (Kraken)』
Some of the names are self explanatory but most aren't so up to you imagine why they earned the name. Just don't ask Knight he's five and it won't make much sense if you do, Hyena will just look at you like a dumbass if you think it knows. But you could imagine the biazar sight(ha author name pun) of this group as in the midst on a Manticore sat a five year old boy. Well when he decided to go home he forgot about unsummoning them all so Whitley who walking near the previous space fainted from shock.
As he just witnessed his little brother who he outwardly shows "love" for walk home with an army of grimm! Yori and Devin when they heard he had returned were dumbfounded how a three hour walk brought about an army and scolded the young child. Yori more distracted on the beowolf pack being named Moonlight, she couldn't fathom how he decided to name an entire pack that. Legion she could understand but this not so much so she had to press him for answers and only got "But wolves love the moon?" in return.
Hallo when she saw her sons new members simply looked on blankly like she walked in on a orgy but without the sex. Simply patting his head with a smile going on about stuff as her eyes had a slight empty look from the sight still she was looking at. Weiss well when she saw her brothers grimm all standing there she simply climbed onto Warden and sat like a princess. Winter watching helplessly at these two siblings who get along a bit too well honestly. I mean what brother lets their sister get juggled by a Geist pair while she giggles asking to go faster?
Jacques he never personally appeared but only looked down from his office, a dead look in his eyes when all the grimm unnoticed glared at him. Even the Blind Worms he felt were giving him the stink eye and they don't even have eyes to begin with!! Oh Knight just put rather large googly eyes on them.... and the worms are having to much fun with them already. Watching these antics and still getting the stink eye even more worse with some stupid googly eyes Jacques closed his office blinds. Opting to no longer look at that sight and got back to work while his son would de-summon his grimm shortly after.
Biting Whitley's fingers in the process to wake him from his sudden nap as he had fainted upon seeing their return with shock. Whitley held his hand and looked at Knight with the most distrusting look mixed with betrayal as his fingers bled. Knight secretly liking his teeth as he enjoyed the bloody taste in his mouth his mother helplessly chuckling as she watched his tail spazz. Taking that as a hint she silently said sorry to Whitley while planning to add blood into her sons food from now like she does her own.
Yori after a while suddenly picked Knight up and started marching off the grimm tailing her as they demanded her to let Knight go. Devin smiled wryly at his partners sudden antics and laughed when he saw her leading the grimm to a angry couple who usually harassed her. All while using Knight as a proxy for this childish prank, Knight however simply looked at the grimm following after him. Thinking he should be a zookeeper at this rate. While this all was being done for fun and games Hyena said only one thing in a very disgusted sounding voice.
『 Soul Parasite Ozpin, headmaster of beacon is lurking around the area. If you meet the man never trust him for one second and never let him try anything to your soul that parasite is a problem.』
Knight: "Why can't I trust him? Isn't beacon highly known as a good place under his wing?"
『From what Redwick taught me before hand and using the fragments of some fanfics from your old fragmented memories. The man may be a good leader but he'll cheat you, use you, blackmail you, and much worse just to use you as a pawn in his war.』
Knight: "Ah.... But whats a soul parasite?"
『 Do I need to teach you basic fucking stuff?! Really kid its basic that everyone should know what it is!!』