A cat’s analogy

Follow the tales of a super Hot cat and his cat friends as he Adventures through life and death experience on his journey To save his suuper sexy cat lady friend (soon to be cat wife) Will save his beloved Or will he lose everything Find out in Hit book (not) whether he Gains it all or ends up into a deep state of crippling depression where he’s friendless, has no family and is drowning in a accumulated debt sucking his will to live from him causing him to finally end it by cutting off his desire to live anymore and FINALLY ends it all by hanging himself in his roughed up apartment with overdue bills and rent until he breaths his last with a tear of joy rolling down his left cheek as he’s becomes free form all his responsibilities and… he dies. SO ANYWAYS Find if our hot hero protagonists lives or not in this very story. DISCLAIMER: THIS IS ALL A JOKE PLEASE DONT HATE ME