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SpasmJazzsm

SpasmJazzsm

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My names jazz and I have spasms… ‘-‘ ah I see the problem now…

2023-02-16 JoinedAustralia
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  • SpasmJazzsm
    SpasmJazzsm2mth
    Replied to Random_exe

    Nah, it’s sugar cancer now (why, Because I said so)

    "Honey," he said, avoiding her gaze.
    I Became The Pope, Now What?
    Fantasy · MisterImmortal
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  • SpasmJazzsm
    SpasmJazzsm2mth
    Replied to MuffinB

    Can I get that with some “seed”😏

    Johnathan saw the light all around him. He did not know if he was at the front or not, but it didn't matter. The race was still ongoing, and the first one to attack the egg was the winner. However, after a while, he felt confused. 'Where is the egg?!'
    I Became The Pope, Now What?
    Fantasy · MisterImmortal
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  • SpasmJazzsm
    SpasmJazzsm2mth
    Commented

    THEY ASSASINATED THE CAT TOO!?!?

    "I did it, Diana… I did it!" He caressed the gravestone. "I brought justice to you, to all those who were wronged. I-I hope you will accept me now, for I have lost all my will to live. Not a single day goes by when I do not dream about us, our son, our cat... what life could have been, our little dream home—is all gone."
    I Became The Pope, Now What?
    Fantasy · MisterImmortal
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  • SpasmJazzsm
    SpasmJazzsm2mth
    Commented

    T R E E

    As if the tree circles were made of paper, they instantly broke into a million particles.
    The Author's POV
    Fantasy · Entrail_JI
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  • SpasmJazzsm
    SpasmJazzsm2mth
    Commented

    *regiioring

    I wasn't the only one who was rejoining about the fact that the tour had ended as pretty much everyone around me looked reenergized.
    The Author's POV
    Fantasy · Entrail_JI
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  • SpasmJazzsm
    SpasmJazzsm2mth
    Replied to User_Name001

    Yea… at one point in time….

    At the reception of the monster processing plant, greeting us was a blond young girl with deep blue eyes. Her hair was tied in a bun, and she wore a grey suit that fitted around her body nicely.
    The Author's POV
    Fantasy · Entrail_JI
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  • SpasmJazzsm
    SpasmJazzsm2mth
    Commented
    The intent behind the creation of Hollberg was to recreate 'Germany'. Ludwig Hollberg firmly believed that one should never forget one's roots, and thus from then on, Hollberg was considered the new Germany.
    The Author's POV
    Fantasy · Entrail_JI
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  • SpasmJazzsm
    SpasmJazzsm2mth
    Commented

    Even in the future they are still used

    The reason why the bus was able to hold that many people was because it had a second floor which surprisingly had a mini snack bar.
    The Author's POV
    Fantasy · Entrail_JI
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  • SpasmJazzsm
    SpasmJazzsm2mth
    Replied to jojohardball

    Nice save “Jojo HARD ball”

    The bus, which was enormous, measuring up to 15 meters in length, could house up to 200 people.
    The Author's POV
    Fantasy · Entrail_JI
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  • SpasmJazzsm
    SpasmJazzsm2mth
    Commented

    HEE HEE

    he he
    The Author's POV
    Fantasy · Entrail_JI
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  • SpasmJazzsm
    SpasmJazzsm2mth
    Replied to 5paghetti_5auce

    I love how passive-aggressive this is

    Please, I am your creator. Do you think I wouldn't know about your petty tricks?
    The Author's POV
    Fantasy · Entrail_JI
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  • SpasmJazzsm
    SpasmJazzsm2mth
    Replied to Kenos_7242

    But 12 strokes is so low, like, what you just give your pp a little pep talk and then proceed to “rub it out” 12 times before cooming?

    "A man's gotta do what a man gotta do"
    The Author's POV
    Fantasy · Entrail_JI
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  • SpasmJazzsm
    SpasmJazzsm2mth
    Replied to Toeling

    I read it as Far rat 🐀

    The location we were currently at was a rather well-known restaurant called [le farat]. It was a fairly luxurious restaurant with celebrities often showing up here. Due to its popularity, it was fairly obvious that this place was expensive and somehow Elijah had managed to book a whole room just for the gathering. This pretty much impressed everyone that came as their eyes were shining stars, especially the girls.
    The Author's POV
    Fantasy · Entrail_JI
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  • SpasmJazzsm
    SpasmJazzsm2mth
    Commented

    While I do prefer wired headphones over wireless since they are so much easier to unplug instead of just manually turning of Bluetooth and you don’t have to worry about charging it constantly, I am actually just cursed when it comes down to owning wired headphones as the AUX cord always breaks at the plug no matter how careful I am with them, also wired headphones are mostly just useless with most phones nowadays as they no longer have the AUX plug-in and I don’t really like the ones that require the charging slot to plug in. Hence I Just mostly use wireless these days.

    Before I reincarnated, my world was already starting to transition from wired earphones to wireless earbuds. To be honest I tried wireless earbuds before but they weren't my thing.
    The Author's POV
    Fantasy · Entrail_JI
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  • SpasmJazzsm
    SpasmJazzsm2mth
    Replied to Ronin46
    Although it may perhaps be due to the shock of me witnessing people dying in front of me for the first time in my life, my emotions were in a state of disarray.
    The Author's POV
    Fantasy · Entrail_JI
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  • SpasmJazzsm
    SpasmJazzsm2mth
    Replied to Dissapointed_One

    I now have the sudden urge to watch one punch man after seeing this GIF

    The boss always had better stats than the main character, but he/she could nevertheless still beat the boss.
    The Author's POV
    Fantasy · Entrail_JI
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  • SpasmJazzsm
    SpasmJazzsm2mth
    Replied to Tekbox

    What a gruesome sight that would be…

    Although the pain reduction in the VR world was reduced to 50%, the pain of losing both limbs was still something that no one would find pleasant.
    The Author's POV
    Fantasy · Entrail_JI
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  • SpasmJazzsm
    SpasmJazzsm2mth
    Replied to VainKiru

    judging by how the majority of comments are just “understandable” I believe it’s working

    I popped a boner.
    The Author's POV
    Fantasy · Entrail_JI
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  • SpasmJazzsm
    SpasmJazzsm2mth
    Replied to Greenbeem1

    Oh…oh lord

    I'm starting to sympathize with all the isekai protagonists out there who experience the same thing.
    The Author's POV
    Fantasy · Entrail_JI
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  • SpasmJazzsm
    SpasmJazzsm2mth
    Commented

    “99+ comments” Wow… uh… that’s a lot.. of comments

    Although I am jealous of his would-be harem. I mean I did make them beauties, but who cares! I stayed a virgin for my whole 32 years of life, so it's not gonna hurt if I remained a virgin for a little bit longer.
    The Author's POV
    Fantasy · Entrail_JI
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