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A Bizarre & Anomalous Adventure in the SCP Foundation

Volume 1: From Anomalous to Bizarre New Beginnings A young man name Rodeo, gets a mysterious package, revealing to be a Killer Queen helmet inside of it. To his curiousity, he wears it, and then gets ended up transporting to the anomalous universe of the SCPs. Now having the power of Killer Queen on his side, what will he do? Will he be contained or will he be helping the Foundation in protecting their world from complete world annihilation? Let's just say... it's going to be an explosive ride. (No pun intended) . . . Volume 2: Anomalous & Bizarre Wars After Rodeo and his friends' successful defeat of the demons of hell at the city of Las Vegas and the SCP world was now free from danger, the story continues with Rodeo and the rest of his team facing new challenges in the anomalous world of Scps. While they had defeated a few of their enemies, new threats loom in the horizon for him and his friends as beings and figures powerful and beyond their knowledge... or at least to their knowledge loom in the scp world and beyond the multiverse in a bid to take or annihilate the universe as more problems has now increased. But Rodeo's team has been growing and continues to show their might however will that be enough to face the impending dangers it has to offer? Rodeo will be tested both physically and mentally with these challenges in this strange dark world. With his friends, can he overcome his mental health and lead this world filled with countless horrors into peace? While he made many friends and allies, he also made many enemies, some that he has yet to meet.

Artemis099 · Sci-fi
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283 Chs

Stand Engage(1)

– In the Desert of Nevada, America - 3:05 AM – 

On a dirt road in the deserts of Nevada, a red car was driving down the road. It seemed like any other ordinary car, but when you look at it closely, you'll notice that it has no driver.

Because...

This was the Wheel of Fortune. 

The night sky was shining with countless stars with the desert being incredibly quiet except for the sound of the engine noises being made by the Wheel of Fortune.  

At the end of the road, there was a very sharp left curve, which the Wheel of Fortune began to say something through his radio, an all too familiar line. 

"Turn right to go left."

The Wheel of Fortune turned his wheels to the right then to the left, which he made a perfect turn on the curve and once he did that, he kept driving down the road. 

"Oh yeah, I still got it...

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...Lightning's still got it."

Yes, what you are seeing was Lightning McQueen. The one who has become the Wheel of Fortune. 

(A/n: I don't own Cars or it's characters. They belong to Disney and Pixar. I have no ownership over them.)

'It's been weeks since I came here. And now it's going to be a month. Cars here don't talk and don't have a face.'

Thinking about it, Lightning Mcqueen felt shivers, even though he was a vehicle, he felt frightened and traumatized the first time he looked at the literal soulless vehicles he thought to be his people. But now, they look like lifeless husks.

'Then there's those..... whatever they are called, driving them. And I'm stuck in this car model, and... oh man, not having a face as well.' 

McQueen broke from his thoughts and continued driving down the road. He was just looking for answers and wanted to go back home to his friends who might be worried sick for him. 

Although most of the states he went in were just like the same American states in his world, the fact that the cars weren't alive and there was these strange creatures, which he had absolutely no clue what they were, were driving them. It made him think where he really was exactly, and he knew one thing. 

This was an alternate earth and he was alone.

But then, he spots something on his left very far from him. A bunch of spotlights flashing in the sky. Out of curiosity he goes off road and goes to the source of the spotlights. 

Ten minutes later, McQueen was hiding behind a bunch of desert shrubs, cactus and had his headlights turned off. The thing he was looking at was a facility that was the source of the spotlights since the spot lights were on the roof of the facility and it had one road connected to it. 

The entire facility was surrounded by a rectangular concrete wall. On top of the walls, there were some soldiers with guns wearing gas masks.

This was a Chaos Insurgency facility. 

"Well, my doubts are cleared. Now I just need to slow down...."

Before McQueen could leave, he spots two humanoid figures approaching the facility from down the road. One had bubblegum pink skin and some armor around his body. The other had blue and white skin, it had a dollar and yen currency symbol on the right and left side of his chest. These were...

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Crazy Diamond and The Hand.

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"Who the heck are they?"

In the scene, Crazy Diamond and The Hand halted themselves and looked at the facility menacingly. They saw one CI soldier standing next to the entrance gate of the facility where the soldier caught his sights at them.

"Oh no." The Soldier mumbled.

"You ready man?" Crazy Diamond asked him in an American accent.

"Da, my friend." The Hand said in a Russian accent.

*Music Play — Soul Eater - Bang! Bang! Bang! Have a Nice Dream!*

One of the CI soldiers who was standing on top of the wall looked through his binoculars and spotted the two Stands looking at him. 

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Feeling somewhat uneasy, the CI soldier immediately pressed the alarm button, putting the facility on high alert, causing every CI soldier to run up the stairs and stand on top of the walls with their Assault Rifles ready. 

The CI soldier who was still standing next to the entrance gate desperately tried to open it, yelling. 

"Let me in... LET ME IIIIII-"

As the CI Soldier continued to bang the door in fear, the Hand and Crazy Diamond were still standing menacingly before they started to walk towards the entrance gate. 

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Noticing their movement, like machines ordered to kill, the soldiers immediately started firing their weapons at them. 

In mere seconds, trees were shredded, nearby boulders were getting pulverized as steel from an abandoned truck in the distance was torn to shreds like paper.

Crazy Diamond, while walking towards the facility unleashed a barrage of punches at machine gun speeds, punching all the bullets away. 

"DORA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!! RA!!"

The Hand, while also walking towards the facility, he swung his right hand left and right at extremely fast speed, scraping the bullets from existence and sending them to the other side. Surprisingly, not a single bullet had them yet. 

Meanwhile, McQueen who was watching the entire thing from the sidelines could only say three words. 

"Dang they're fast."

One of the CI soldiers used a grenade launcher and fired two grenades at them with it but Crazy Diamond quickly did a spin kick on one of the grenades before it could hit him. As a result, the grenade hits a nearby cactus, blowing it to pieces. 

The Hand on the other hand just simply swiped his right hand, scraping the grenade from existence before it could hit him. Not a big surprise. 

"Bring the rocket launcher!!"

One of the CI soldiers brings an RPG and fires a rocket at them at blistering speed. The rocket hits the road between the two, causing a big explosion covering the entire area in a big smoke cloud.

"Hm?" Widening his eyes, one of the CI soldiers sensed something, " I smell." 

"Smell what?" 

"Music."

All of the CI soldiers looked at the smoke cloud, and to their confusion, they could hear some sort of music. 

Suddenly, The Hand and Crazy Diamond came running out of the smoke and rushing towards them as the music intensified. 

*Music Play — OT VINTA smeshariki bass boosted*

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The CI soldiers once again started firing at the two Stands with their guns, but Crazy Diamond just continued to punch all of the bullets away at fast speeds while the Hand just scraped the bullets from existence with his right hand. 

But then, the entrance gate opened and an M1 Abrams Tank came out with a mounted machine gun on top of it with a CI soldier manning it. 

The Hand quickly scrapes the space between himself with his right hand and pulls the CI soldiers who was manning the machine gun towards himself and punches him in the face with his left-hand. 

*BOOM!*

The Tank fired an explosive shell from its barrel, but the Hand quickly scrapes the shell before it could hit him from existence. He then started to teleport towards the Tank by scraping the empty space with his right hand numerous times, similar to the show of how the Hand is teleporting after Chilli Pepper. 

As he had landed on top of the tank, he entered it through the hatch and beat up the entire tank crew before yeeting them out of the tank through the hatch. As he got out of the vehicle, he left a grenade inside the tank with its pin off. Once he did, the Hand quickly gets out and teleports into the air before the Tank explodes from within, but it also causes the Hand to move forward into the air by the force.

Luckily, he lands on the ground in a superhero landing position, safely and perfectly.

(Deadpool: *Claps* Superhero landing! It's always hard on the knees though. Ain't I right, author?

Author: Yep.)

Crazy Diamond meanwhile was busy beating up every CI soldier on the walls after he took advantage of the entrance gate opening and decided to unleash pain on them. 

*Music Ends*

A CI soldier stood behind the Hand with his hands shaking in fear, while holding his assault rifle which was pointed at him. 

As the Hand stood up and immediately turned around, the CI soldier screamed in fright and fired, deciding to empty the rounds and mags at him, but the Hand just put his right hand in front of the rifle's barrel, resulting in the bullets just sent to the other side. In the background, Crazy Diamond was chasing down a CI soldier while holding a shovel. 

As the Soldier continued to shoot in fear, the rifle stopped firing due to the clip being emptied. The soldier looked at the Hand, who spoke.

"I promise you." He cracks his knuckles, "Pain without end." Said The Hand menacingly with his eyes glowing intensely.

The CI soldier fell on his knees and passed out due to fear. The Hand looked around and saw the CI soldiers lying on the ground beaten up due to Crazy Diamond. The latter himself approached him and said to him,

"It is time to go."

"Da. Our friend will not wait forever."

The two started to head into the facility. Unbeknownst to the two, behind them a CI soldier was inside an oil barrel and started moving slowly much like a solid snake from metal gear then stopped. This didn't go unnoticed by The Hand. 

He snorted before quickly teleported next to the barrel and scraped it from existence revealing the CI soldier. The CI soldier turned around and saw the Hand walking away from him. 

"Oh, thank God." He sighed in relief.

All of a sudden, The Hand rushes towards him and as he teleports into the air, he starts falling towards him readying an elbow drop. 

"No! No!"

"GOODBYE!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOO-"

*BAM!*

Ignoring his cries and pleads, the Hand falls on him, shaking the earth in the process and creating a five diameter crater.

"Oops, I must've done too much."

"You think?"