Boiled Turbot
...back in the real world. “You! Stop what you’re doing now and surrender!” “Officer, I’m not the criminal. These three were trying to rob me, but I fought back.” “...is this true?” “...yes.” X3 “...since that’s the case, you’re under arrest.” “What? Why me? They tried to rob me!” “Yes, they did. But you were the one who assaulted them.” “...you can’t be serrious!” “Wow, all of that seemingly great education and you never learned that bullies don’t get punished, only the bullied that fight back get in trouble.” “It’s called self defense.” “Everyone who has ever claimed that has still served time, we just stopped allowing it to be used as a defense and crime has gone down. Well, reported crimes. As for you three... either rob someone successfully or don’t try, having to deal with this is annoying and a waste of my time. And if you are successful, don’t forget my cut. Now move it.” “Yes sir, we won’t forget sir.” “Go!” “...I’ll report you for this.” “...now you get to disappear.”