CORNBRINGER
âDaddy! Do you like my gift?â âI do! This is the best sweater ever! But, could you explain why it keeps getting tighter?â âItâs so you can always feel me giving you a hug!â âThatâs so sweet. I love it!â âI do hope it stops eventuallyâ âWhat about my gift dad?â âI love it. These are the most comfortable pair of boots I have ever worn. Can you tell me what is it doing?â âItâs giving you a massage. The strength it uses depends on how stressed you are. It also has enchantments for silent walking and for landing from great heights... I couldnât get the landing pose quite right...â âI had no idea I was this stressed out, even with my pain tolerance itâs starting to hurt. Must not show pain!â âReally? Lets try.â *falls from a height, assumes MCU Black Widow landing pose* âso thats why she did it all the timeâ âDonât worry honey, I love it. Also, if I add this to my outfit and I land away from the enemy...â âDid he put âDanger Gas Attack!â on his butt?â âI donât know about you, but with that pose it works perfectly.â â...thanks dad!â âYouâre welcome.â âI think Iâm about to pass out, this sweater is going to kill me!â â...alright everyone, lets get ready for lunch...â *thunk* â...daddy?â