Da Yu Is Fat Again
I find it funny that the mc is so greedy that he doesn't want to share at all. Not with the friend from Zhongzhou U or with ladies that have an interest in him, classic Chinese fantasy MC (the communist who have forced sharing as the basis for their ideology are apparently the most greedy people on the planet... if everything can be taken away forcibly it is understandable to be a bit more possessive but it is still something that vast majority of Chinese fantasy novels have in common)