dragon_guy
Another kind of fanfic that keep killing his mother or family really what kind of fetish author have that they keep doing it.
Cara vc ainda consegue rir com essa merda meus parabéns pela merda aleatória que vc calsou poderia muinto bem ter dito que sua mãe morreu após o parto pra que isso
dragon_guy:Hahaha, I killed off his family because I didn't want to write about parent-child relationship things. I also thought there would be alot of restrictions on what mc can do if there is a family setting. To be honest I never thought about mc having an alive family member. I guess I was a bit influenced by other fanfiction stories where mc is alone without family.
The system isn't even useless. It's too useful, it answers all his questions, and helps him all the time, it's basically his b`itch, smh. It'd be much better if he either didn't have a system or his system was a silent gamer one. (Ya know the type that wouldn't just answer all his questions and essentially be a godlike all knowing A.I. and suck his dick all the time) Not to mention how forced her entire death felt. She could've easily popped a soldier pill if she was low on chakra, and even if she couldn't do that she could easily run to the hokage tower (In under 10 minutes? Hah try seconds) or SHUNSHIN there and ask the hokage or some other random shinobi to do the kinjutsu for her. Such a simple solution to a simple problem. Also before you say "What if it's far" Jounin don't run at normal nigga speed, they can run hundreds of meters in a few seconds. (Just look at the f'uckin' anime if you want proof) And even then she could shunshin to get there even faster. For hells sake this entire chapter was forced as f'uck. The main character is also a naive beta male. He asked to go to the naruto world for a dumbass reason like "Oh it's my favorite show". That's gotta be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. That's the kinda sentence that comes out of a 12 year olds mouth. For a grown man to spout such ignorant s'hit already makes me wish him misfortune. The main character somehow made friends with a bunch of people that think it's a good, funny prank to not tell people when it's time to go out to get dinner. Hilarious f'ucking prank, totally amazing. And instead of ordering food, making his own when he got home, or going to a corner store, he decided to run outside and wander around aimlessly until he finds a restaurant which he can order from... Do I even need to explain why that's dumb? Anyways, the guy finds a closing restaurant, yells at them to stop closing, because they'll totally listen and all return back to their stations just to serve one guy. He then proceeds to run across the f'ucking street without even checking if it's a red light, if there's any cars, or even if there's a f'ucking sign that has the hand on it that says "stop or walk". Is he on fucking cocaine? Not to mention how pissed off my guy got as a baby to just see a singular pair of tits. OF HIS OWN FUCKING MOTHER. Confirmed that the mc is a virgin who's never spoken to a woman in his entire fucking life. He got super excited because HIS mother was going to breast feed him as an infant. That's actually repulsive and disgusting. I can't imagine how that mother would feel if she knew this. She might have literally thrown him into a trash can if she knew it was just some disgusting, beta male cuck, who's died in a stupid fucking way, and got super excited at almost seeing her breasts. You think she'd still sacrifice herself if she knew this cuck basically possessed her baby? Hell the **** no! F'uck I even have a fight to pick with that "God". We don't even speak to children as equals why the f'uck would a god speak, to what's essentially equivalent to a f'ucking ant, as an equal? Why would he answer any of this character's moronic questions? Why'd he speak to humans at all? The idea that he personally goes to each and every person that dies and asks and grants them essentially anything they want is dumb as f'uck. Especially if what happens to them is decided by what "crimes" they committed or if they killed someone. I feel like everything would have went a lot smoother if he just dies and wakes up as a baby in Iwagakure. There's not even a point to this entire chapter. It's like the author wanted to give the MC some stupid f'ucking tragic past and instead just made himself seem idiotic. You could've easily started this story with the guy just waking up in Iwa as a baby, but instead pulled this incredibly stupid s'hit and made everyone here, me included look f'ucking mentally handicapped. Tysm.
.**** this system is so trash. It’s just making me more and more upset. All he got was a crappy companion who can’t do .shit for him. Might as well have just had him have a spirit living in his kind like the Necromancer from Soul Land. He wouldn’t been better off with an AI chip like Leylin Farlier and with the other functions versus and sentient AI who is useless.