Ming Jian
I picture row after row of competitor's robots standing off against a few rows of Wah-Wahs, the silence broken by the howling of the wind and a lone tumbleweed rolling between them despite it being in a location that wouldn't ever see tumbleweeds. The generals sound the battle horn, the robots charge, the mops and brooms come out, it is the cleanest battle anyone has ever seen! Finally... when the dust settles... the Wah Wahs clean up the dust then go back home to recharge their batteries while complaining about being overworked.