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Dual Cultivation
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Welcome to Frodo's Occasionally Long Jokes. ~ Once upon a time there lived a ravishing Queen with huge tits. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague,Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this, and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost. The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick. ~ Have a nice day.
Frodo always has jokes so i thought id add one as well... There's a river in a forest. There's a fly hovering above the river. A fish was in the water beneath the fly and thought, if that fly drops six inches, ill have a nice meal. But a bear was watching the fish watching the fly. It thought, if that fly drops six inches, that fish will get that fly and ill get that fish and ill have a nice meal. But a hunter across the river was sitting on a stump eating a sandwich while watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, if tht fly drops six inches, the fish will get that fly, the bear will get the fish, ill put down my sandwich, grab my gun and shoot the bear and then ill have a nice meal. But a mouse was watching the sandwich of the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. It thought, if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will drop his sandwich and shoot the bear, then ill have a nice meal. But the hunters cat was watching the mouse watching the sandwich of the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. It thought, if that fly drops six inches the fish gets the fly, the bear gets the fish, the hunter drops his sandwich and shoots the bear, the mouse gets the sandwich, and then ill have a nice meal. And then....it happened! The fly dropped six inches. The fish leapt up and ate the fly, the bear snatched the fish and swallowed it whole, the hunter threw down his sandwich, grabbed his rifle and shot the bear, the mouse leapt onto the sandwich and started to nibble away. But when the cat pounced at the mouse, everything went wrong. The cat overshot the mouse and landed in the water. And now everyone to this day knows when a fly drops six inches a pussy gets wet 😁
It's kinda dull that mc can control everything sexually like when he releases...it's as though its not even pleasurable for him and doing it like a robot. He's too emotionless in that sense. Btw congrats for being on the starting splash screen of webnovel! I'm not sure if it's the same for everyone.
I guess I'll also add a joke. It's an old one, but here goes. One day, a gambling man sees a ladder leading up through the clouds into heaven. He decides to climb it and see what's what. Once he makes it onto the first cloud, he sees an ugly fat woman. She says to him, "You can stay here and **** me, or climb the ladder to success. But once you go up, you can't come back down." He obviously decides to keep going. On the next cloud, he sees a slightly under average looking woman with an average body, who also says "You can stay here and **** me or climb the ladder to success." He decides to keep on going. On the next cloud, he meets a pretty woman with an above average body whom also says, "Stay and **** me, or climb the ladder to success." He thinks he gets how this works now and keeps climbing. The next cloud has an amazingly beautiful woman with one of the best bodies imaginable that also says to him, "You can **** me, or you can climb the ladder to success." The man, being a gambling man, thinks to himself, "Every time I go up, the women get better and better looking. The one after this must be even more beautiful than I can imagine!" So with a raging boner and thoughts of extreme lust in his mind, the man rushes to climb the ladder. When he reaches the next and final cloud, what greets his eyes is the ugliest, smelliest, fattest, most disgusting, naked man ever. He then says to the gambling man... "Hi! My name's Cess!"
i dont know if am the only one disappointed but am disappointed with the way the relationship between the mc and the matriarch relationship was handled dont get me wrong i like this novel and there is another novel i read alongside this with the-same theme or tags and in my point of view you guys are equal but i usually place my vote on that novel reason why is because of just this one bad relationship with the mc and the matriarch, the first time she was introduced there was no action and now when there did something the mc had to be in disguise i mean why was it not in disguise when he gave technique to the auction woman sure i understand the point of disguise in order to kill the sect master but it would have been better if the matriarch found out his identity and know he was the one that killed him since that character was already done for or useless anyway and then the mc would then have a secret affair with her without the sect knowing just like elder ling the alchemist elder in the story thereby adding more thrill and at the same time bring out on the fact that she will feel the mc is a mysterious character as she had already started to feel when they first did it when he was going for the inner disciple test
Siiiiigh too short man. It's like walking days in a desert without water and then you see a oasis you start running with joy thinking you're finally going to drink to your heart content...... But then you realize the cruel truth the oasis is so dry the water it contains can't even moist you mouth it serves only to make your thirst more. Author, this is exactly what you are doing to us by these veeeery short chapters that comes ones every two days 😭😭
