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the demon God that's what the world named me, yeah I know it's a cringe name but what can I do I mean I didn't even do anything bad except for maybe killing one or two corrupted kings, defying the holy lands, and making fun of some gods but alas I am just a mere human and a human has his limits so I died to my worst possible enemy but at least I didn't die a virgin that would have been shameful and at the last moments of my death I thought that was it I go poof but rather than going poof I reincarnated in some other world here the martial arts and magic are the norm and the world has developed due to something called science now that I am back time to do what I do best and that is to have fun and cause chaos ------------------------------------------------------------------------ the cover ist mine if it's yours just let me know and I will take it down and I am a newbie writer so bear with me also if you want to motivate me pls follow me on insta insta - that_clumsy_guy

that_clumsy_guy · Fantasy
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10 Chs

Chapter 1- the demon god descends

It was dark the demon god didn't know what was happening maybe he Was floating or drowning but he felt nothing

To be honest, it was kinda scary and he thought to himself,

"So this is how it feels to be dead kinda boring if I say so myself"

He checked his surroundings and It was completely dark, when suddenly he felt a pressure pulling him upwards he tried to resist the force but all his futile attempts were for naught as he found himself to be unable to move a single finger

But then for the first time in a while, he saw light, but then he felt severe pain and started crying....yes the person who ruthlessly massacred kingdoms, defiled the heavens, killed gods, and was called the grim reaper of death was crying

But if it were any other person he would have lost consciousness, but due to demon god being well...a god and experiencing many life-threatening battles he was able to maintain consciousness

For the first time in a while, the demon god saw people, well gigantic people be exact

a man who was five times his size held him up, the figure's face was covered with a white mask and on his head was a transparent white head cap on his hands he was wearing gloves

"Congratulations miss chromble it is a healthy baby boy"

The gigantic man said, but then the demon god lost consciousness and the last thing he remembered was the warm embrace he was in and he thought to himself,

"So this is how I die if the other gods saw me crying they would laugh their ass off but this warm feeling isn't so bad, I might get addicted to it"

At that time demon, God didn't know that it was the beginning of a new legend, one which would be passed down in the history books of this magical world known as tetra.

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The demon god opened his eyes to be greeted by the rays of sunlight penetrating his eyes and more gigantic people but this time there were different figures

There were four figures to be exact, there was a woman who looked to be in her late twenties lying on the bed who had long white hair and white eyes with milky white skin in hospital patient dress, next to the woman was a man in his late twenties who had Black hair and red eyes pupil he was wearing a black suit and black genes with a lean build,

Next to the man were two children one was a girl who looked to be seven years old with the same feature as the woman With long white hair and white eyes she was wearing a pink dress, beside her was a boy who looked to be five years old with the same features as the man black hair and red pupils he was wearing a red t-shirt and blue half pants,

It was quiet until the man came in front of the demon god and the demon god said,

"What? you want a fight even if I am smaller than you I can kill you with a flick of my finger "

Or at least he wanted to say this but all that came out of his mouth were ahhs and ghas,

Then suddenly the man smiled and grabbed the demon god and held him up when the demon god screamed,

"Unhand me if you know what is goo-"

Again only ahh's came out of his mouth but Before he could complete his sentence the man threw him up and caught him when he was falling and then started spinning and playing with the demon god as if he were some kinda baby,

"Please stop! please let me go good sir I will wash your dishes and clean your house and kill whoever you want I swear on the holy name of Jesus so please stop!"

The man paid no heed to the demon god's screaming until the woman smiled and said in a soft voice,

"That's enough James he will get hurt"

The man known as James wryly smiled and gave demon god to the woman and said,

"Sorry Ella I got a bit excited and thought it would make him happy"

The man known as James said,

"You always get overexcited dad I think you should take self-preservation classes"

The little girl said with a smile that would cheer even a hundred-year-old grandpa in depression,

"You brat is that how you talk to your father"

James said with a smile,

"Hey I know what will cheer the little guy up "

The little boy said with a smile and started scribbling something on a piece of paper when he revealed it, everyone in the room went silent, on the paper was a drawing of...poop

*Bang*

The little girl hit the little boy's head and said,

"Don't you dare show that to the little innocent angel!"

"But I thought kids love poop !!'"

The boy retorted,

"Only a kid like you can like poop !!"

The girl replied,

"That's enough both of you," Ella said with a smile

While this was all happening demon god finally got ahold of himself and assessed the situation and finally came a solution and thought to himself,

"Son of a holy biscuit!! I reincarnated but how, ahhh!! whatever I will figure out later since I have gotten a second chance I will do everything in my power to live a full filling life, get ready world I am coming to shake you up!!"

While demon god was making plans for himself Ella asked,

"James have you thought of a name "

James smiled ear to ear and said,

"Hehe I have already thought of a great name

Lucifer, Lucifer chromble"

And just like that it began the adventure of the man previously known as demon god and now an infant named after a devil, Lucifer chromble starts his adventure.........but first his current diaper will need an adventure toward the trash and a new diaper needed an adventure towards his gentiles.