「Chapter I (1): "One Helluva Hang Over!"」

『𝐅𝐮𝐧 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐭: "Alastor is never not smiling! He belives that smiling shows power and dominance and looks down on anyone who let's their other emotions show. Even when faced with a rival in strength, if they let slip a frown. Al will see them as truly weak."』

『𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐎𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐲: "The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose." - James A. Baldwin』

『"1 3-1-20 8-1-19 14-9-14-5 12-9-22-5-19, 6-5-12-9-24 8-1-19 20-8-18-5-5 ."』

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𝐖𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐦, 𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐞.

The said unconscious body can be identified as that of the male gender, clearly no older than 20. Just by judging from his scruffy, skinny and dirty apperance alone.

The boy could be seen sleeping, and not giving a fuck about what's going on. Surely this boy either has that protagonist aura, or just don't know what's happening.

I'm betting my savings, firstborn and limbs on the latter. Which is ironic on it's own, because I don't have any of the three thing's I've just betted with.

Because I'm just an Narrator... Enough about my life, let's continue with the story.

After a couple more minute's of falling in space and passing by planet's. the said unconscious body could be seen flying off into a gigantic blue rift.

that just coincidently appeared, the rift just started shattering like a glass for no reason, and it formed a big enough hole that could swallow a planet whole, gag reflexes not included.

Before the boy could enter the rift, he started slowly regaining consciousness. Surely he would have started questioning life, like how can one breath in space? How the fuck did I got here? And so on and so forth.

We'll in fact he was gonna ask all of those and more if he was given enough time to think, yes. He was swallowed by the rift with him semi conscious state.

Let's just hope that he doesn't get sended into a dangerous universe, like Detroit? Alabama? Or Hell in that matter of fact... I just jinxed the poor boy.

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『𝟑𝟔𝟎 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐧𝐠, ???, 𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐕𝐢𝐯𝐳𝐢𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐩 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞』

『𝟏𝟐:𝟓𝟎』

A small crack of blue rift could be seen damaging the red skies of Hell, in the Pentagram City to be precise.

As one humanoid individual could be seen leaving the rift, his body slowly changes as to fit the aesthetic of this place, which is his Demonic Form.

The individual changed from a skinny, dirty and fragile 20 something year's old, into a Red Skinned Folked his height changing drastically.

Also growing a pair of stylish black horn that extends for 5 inch upwards along the way.

A small red wing's forming behind his back, I'm pretty that's not enough to lift him but who am I to say that?

A red and black pattern styled tail growing from don't-ask-me-where, while the tip is forming a heart shape, the outer layer having black color and the inside being red.

I think the describing should stop there, because of him... We'll, being naked and all... Yeah...

On other news the rift our protagonist came out of slowly fixed itself not leaving a trace, hopefully not attracting attention from unwanted "people."

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『𝟑𝟔𝟎 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐧𝐠, ???, 𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐕𝐢𝐯𝐳𝐢𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐩 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞』

『𝟏𝟐:𝟓𝟎』

『??? 𝐏𝐎𝐕』

In one random dumpster in Hell, Pentagram City to be precise. One random Non-binary Rat typed Sinner could be seen digging and searching for scraps, using the bag's of trash as leverage for his/her short stacked figure.

I said Non-binary because I can't figure out if the Rat Demon is either an disappointment, or an abortion, and I can't just assume one's gender in this day of age. That's a deathwish.

「𝐍𝐨𝐧-𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐑𝐚𝐭 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫: "Aha!"」

The Non-binary Rat Sinner said triumphantly while he/she grabbed a bag of half full Angel Dust from the dumpster, which is a brand of drug's in Hell, named after... Yeah you finish the sentence.

But his/her happiness is short live, because something behind her/him landed creating a shock wave that he/she felt, which made him/her fly and hit the dumpster's lid closing it in the process.

Luckily or unluckily the Rat Sinner was able to save his/her drug's and could be seen clutching his/her drug's, like how his/her life depends on it.

After a couple of second's later the Rat Sinmer opened the lid of the dumpster, his/her thoughts being incoherent, while his/her hand's shaking in the whole process.

『𝐍𝐨𝐧-𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐑𝐚𝐭 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫: "A-an hellshake!?"』

The Rat Sinner opened the lid just enough for him/her to take a peek, and there it is, a giant crater in the back alley somewhere in Hell, it surely damaged the surroundings, poor Deziten's, someone think about the children!

One of the Apartment's in the 5th floor, the highest floor of that building could be seen damage, half of the Apartment being destroyed to be precise. Ironically that's the only place other than the alleyway that has been damage.

In the said damage Apartment one pissed of Polar Bear typed Sinner could be seen complaining and stumping his feet in his Apartment's floor.

Can't blame him, I would too.

「𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫: "WHO THE FUCK DID THIS!"」

The pissed off Sinner then scanned his surroundings trying to find someone to blame.

This caused the scared Non-binary Bitch, which is the Rat Sinner to shakily, and slowly lower the dumpster's lid, his/her thoughts meanwhile being confused and incoherent.

『𝐍𝐨𝐧-𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐑𝐚𝐭 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫: "Wh-what in the Nine Ring's?"』

The Rat Sinner could only cower in fear as he/she covers his/her mouth, trying to listen about what's going on.

「𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫: "HEY YOU! YES YOU! YOU SON OF A BITCH!"」

This caused the Rat Sinner to be quite frankly, confused, his/her brows forrowing as he/she scan outside hand's and all still shaking after all. Who is the guy talking too?

「𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫: "The hell are you pointing at me fo-"」

Before the Polar Bear Sinner could properly comprehend what was going on, something shot out from the crater.

A lazer like green light which pierced the confused Sinner's skull, this caused him to fall from his Apartment's crack and stumbled down right in front of the crater, face first.

The Rat Sinner watched all of this with fear, awe, and confusion, as a Red Skinned Folk emerged from the crater before his/her eye's.

「𝐑𝐞𝐝 𝐒𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐅𝐨𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐝: "Now! That's quite rude, your quite rude aren't you sir. This is karma for you, give me this shit."」

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『𝟑𝟔𝟎 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫, 𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐧𝐠, ???, 𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐕𝐢𝐯𝐳𝐢𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐩 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞』

『𝟏𝟐:𝟓𝟎』

『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐩 𝐏𝐎𝐕』

『???: I am Felix Harvey Harp, and I just experienced the WORSE hang over a wizard could EVER FUCKING experience. MERLIN'S baggy y-fronts! I-i don't even fucking drink!"』

Felix then clutched his head using the both of his hands, eye's still close as he change's position's, trying his best to find a comfortable spot to sleep on, I don't wanna be that guy, but you are sleeping on stones.

Felix then covered his eye's using his five finger like red claw hand's, which Felix finally noticed, he was about to open his eye's but before he could do that, he was disturbed.

「???: "WHO THE FUCK DID THIS!"」

『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Bloody Hell? What is going on here?"』

Felix thought not caring about the demonically sounding voice nearby, either because he doesn't care or just forgot.

Felix then opened his eye's, revealing a black pupil in the both of his eye area, emerald like color for his iris, and an orange like color for his sclera, his eye's being bloodshot from his "hangover".

His vision meanwhile being blurry while not being able to comprehend what is going on around him, so he just closed it for the time being, his head on the other hand being lightheaded, Felix then turned his head from side to side to confirm if he really is lightheaded.

『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Yup! There it is."』

Felix then pointed his right pointy finger at himself, as it slowly starting to glow a poop green color, his thoughts meanwhile thinking about a spell chant in a foreign language.

『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Capitis Evanescent!"』

A poop green light color then flew from Felix's pointy finger into his head, this Harry Potter styled spell has the effect of fixing Felix's lightheadedness.

Felix then smiled to himself the lightheadedness he was feeling from earlier finally disappearing.

『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Now~ What was I gonna do again?"』

「???: "HEY YOU!"」

Before Felix could remember what he was about to do, he then heard a very rough demonic voice not far away fron him, this time finally acknowledging it, and/or remembering it.

『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Oh yeah that..."』

Felix just sighted and pointed to himself in the process opened the both of his eye's, the bloodshot veins slowly disappearing so is Felix's lightheadedness which he calls an hangover.

「???: "YES YOU! YOU SON OF A BITCH!"」

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Oh shit..."」

Felix accidentally saying that in a soft tired voice instead of talking in his thoughts, clearly ignoring the annoying rough demonic voice that has been talking shit to him.

His eye's is solely focused on the red blood sky, it's cloud's being a much darker red color. He then switched his attention from the blood red sky into a black sphere like planet with a red star drawn into it.

Far away from it is a white sphere like planet with a halo on top of it, light's emitting nearby the planet.

『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "You have got to be fucking with me..."』

Felix then switched his attention from the sky to the annoying demonic sinner that just bad mouthed him, he then raised the same right pointy finger of his and slowly the same green like poop color emitted from it.

This time Felix finally noticing the change his body went through, red colored hand's that looks similar to an animal's claw's. Felix took a note of this but for now he thought of an spell chant.

Felix then aimed his pointy finger to an confused looking white skinned polar bear, wearing a sophisticated suit with a monocle and a tiny top hat that doesn't fit well with his large stature.

「𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫: "The hell are you pointing at me fo-"」

After confirming the folk's identity Felix didn't wasted his time and immediately released something from his finger, a lazer enough to pierce a Sinner's skull, a shame that it's poop colored though.

The lazer being only an inch in height, but it's enough for it to pierce building's, that's above average, right? Please...

After a couple of seconds later the green poop like light color disappeared from his pointy finger, he then started stretched his limbs and finally noticed something, there is breeze down there, so he instinctively looked down and was greated by...

『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "A FUCKING BASILISK!"』

Felix thought ignoring the Polar Bear Sinner that he just killed fall faced first beside him, but that's not important because Felix just realised the change's that happend to him.

『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Ah! Jesus! I'm a reverse smurf! NoooooOooOooooo!"』

Felix though acting overdramatic, frailing his lonv limbs around just like a baby, after a couple of seconds Felix finally stood up stretching his back.

He then ignored the third leg that grew in the middle of his leg's, and brought his attention back to the "dead" Polar Bear Sinner and started mocking it.

「𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Now! That's quite rude, your quite rude aren't you sir. This is karma for you, give me this shit."」

The "dead" Sinner's finger's like claws then moved a little bit, which confused Felix so he instinctively shot a bomb spell this time, enough to blow one's head close range but not enough to hurt other's.

『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Bombarda."』

Felix's pointy finger started glowing as something shot out from it, when that something made contact with the "dead" Sinner it created an explosion enough to blow 3/4th's of the "dead" Sinner's head.

Felix noticed that the Sinner's head slowly regenerate, slow enough that it took 8 seconds for the whole of the Sinner's head to generate, and yes it's disgusting.

『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱: "Interesting..."』

Felix's lips turned from confusion into an tooth full smile, so scary in fact that something behind him, in the dumpster in fact rattled.

He then clicked something in the air in front of him, as he pointed his favorite finger into himself, as it slowly glows and as he disappears after.

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『"9 23-15-21-12-4-14'20 1-19-11 17-21-5-19-20-9-15-14'19 9-6 9 23-5-18-5 25-15-21, 15-18 5-12-19-5."』

『"16-9-13-16 7-5-20-19 20-8-5 4."』

      『🎮𝐓𝐨 𝐁𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐝🎮』

『𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐱 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐩: [𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭] [𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧] [???] [???] "I'm a full on rapist, you know. African, Dyslexics, Children that sort of thing."』

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『Got bored, though of doing an Hazbin Hotel FanFic again and did it.』

『It was stated that whenever a Sinner gets killed permanently that their energy gets absorbed by Hell and/or gathered somewhere else I think it's called Wonderland? And I was like shit! So does that mean other Sinners can absorb other Sinners power? Is that why Alastor is scary as fuck? Is that the reason why other Sinner fear him? Because if they die they'll turn weaker! Just like Ready Player One where the more coins you gather the more you level up, and when you die you zero out?! Shit! I can use that... Yeah I think I remember somewhere that Alastor acquired Raw Power when he entered Hell.』

『I don't know what to do with my Marvel FanFic, so while I'm planning for the future their I'll write another FanFic, it was supposed to be Harry Potter but I changed my mind when I saw Vivzie's announcement.』

『Yeah I think I deserve a prize or something just for that Chapter Title. ^-^』

『No schedule.』

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『𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐧: October 31 2022』

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