Kill Quest!

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"AQUAA! YOU BITCH!! STOP LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF AND HELP ME!!"

Kazuma screamed out as he's running away from the big toad chasing him, who looks to be hungry for a good Kazuma.

Aqua is far away from Kazuma.

She's laughing her ass off to see Kazuma run away for his life, she's been wanting for Kazuma to struggle since the first time she was sent here with him and she got what she wanted.

Aqua:

"Kazumaaaa~! If you want me to go there and help you kill the toad, you gotta be nice to me~!

Also you have to treat me well~~!

Kazuma doubts that Aqua can kill this thing.

She hasn't proven she's strong or fully magical.

Kazuma just sees her as a big bitch but since this toad won't go away.

"Fine!! Just get your ass over here and help me kill this thing!!"

Aqua:

"Wait! I'm not finished yet, you gotta also treat me like a queen! You have to see me as an actual goddess too!"

K.I.M:

"She asks too much!!"

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Kazuma keeps running hearing Aqua's stupid requests, it's clear that she's just trying to look strong.

Kazuma feels like he's in a game he played a few years back, where he was too weak in stats and loot because he was new and suddenly someone stronger than him chased him.

Which led to 2 hours of non stop chasing.

Good old times, but now that it's happening to Kazuma for real, he doesn't consider this as good memory anymore.

Aqua's big mouth was so loud that the frog got tired of Kazuma and looked to Aqua's voice.

Kazuma noticed the toad isn't jumping anymore, if it is, the ground would be shaking, he stops and turns around and he sees the toad is now hungry for a good Aqua.

Kazuma would normally warn Aqua about the now incoming toad but Kazuma is not going to say anything because she was literally laughing her ass off just now.

He decides to sheath his sword and watches the toad approach Aqua, who has her eyes close.

Aqua:

"And also! you won't touch my body without my consent ever aga-

She is silenced by the toad, chomping her and it looks like the toad is about to eat her.

Kazuma just sighs and runs to the toad pulling out his beginner sword.

He can't afford to lose Aqua now, he has to make fun of her and make her his true bitch,

because she's still an annoying useless goddess.

and annoying useless goddessess are the best for bulli.

Kazuma can hear Aqua's cries for Kazuma to help her get out, he almost doesn't wanna help her, but he is a cruel guy and wants to just make fun of Aqua more.

Kazuma:

--Konosuba: Love Circle.--

"I don't like this quest, especially with Aqua."