chapter 13:My name is....

2 years ago.

It was the middle of the night when two silhouettes of human figures could be seen jumping high in the buildings, people jumped high over the enormous distance between one building and the other.

They were running at high speed with a silhouette of a man who was leading and a small shadow that followed him from a little behind.

"Niahahaha, what happens brat, is that you can no longer keep up with this old body, you're running like a turtle and you're running out of breath."

"Shut up perverted, I'm doing the best I can running and trying to keep up with all these weight shit you put in my body."

"Oh, maybe you're already complaining about my training method, remember that you asked me to train you and that's what I'm doing."

"Yes it is true that I kindly asked you to train me, but what I am receiving is more torture than training."

"Hmm, kindly, you call kindly when you entered my room in the middle of the night trying to stab me, and then tell me to train you in my secret martial arts."

"That was your old fault, that was my revenge for what you did to me when you left me alone with those women who beat me until I forgot all my memories, my motto is an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, I also don't remember you I have still stabbed, remember that my goal to get stronger is to take revenge on you, one day. "

"Hmm, we'll see that, you still have 100 years left to have the opportunity to touch a single hair on my body, stinky brat."

"What hair if you are already dropping them, look here there is a lol."

The people who were running from building to building in the middle of the night when all the people were lying down and sleeping in the comfort of their homes were, he old Shen and Ryuuji.

Old Shen was an elderly old man. The hair of his head was already all white, it was a pure white like snow that had it long and tied in a ponytail, his face was a little wrinkled by the years he was and his eyes were sharp like a sword intimidatingly, his eyebrows were long and white that fell down the side of his face, he also had long mustaches that were well taken care of.

He wore the typical clothes of a Chinese martial artist, and despite his advanced age he radiated a vigorous aura and full of energy from his body. When he got serious and stopped putting on his idiot face, he was a completely different person, he went from making a perverted silly grandfather to a warrior who had vast experience in life or death battles, or at least Ryuuji I saw that way.

Shen: "By the way my dear grandson, you already checked out what your new quirk who woke up recently can do."

Ryuuji: "Hmmm, I still don't know, but what I do know, is that it's going to make amazing power."

Shen: "hahahah of course, amazing you say .... and what will you do with the cat pads that came out of your palms, no, no, wait ... don't tell me, you will throw punch of cat meow, meow ... take villains my súper cat palm attack meow meow ... hahahahaha. "

Ryuuji: "Damn old man, don't make fun of me [Room] [shambles]."

Hahahaha ... ¡eh!

* BAAMMM *

hahahaha you deserved it stinky old hahahaha.

The two had stopped temporarily because Ryuuji had changed his grandfather's position for a small nearby rock and in the place where the rock was, the old shen appeared right in front of a wall and failed to stop in time that he ended up crashing head-o. With her, leaving the mark of her human form comically.

Shen: "Ahhh shit, little rascal because you do this to me, you and your power are a pain in the ass. ~ Shen said when she walked towards Ryuuji rubbing her nose where a bloodline came out.

Chhuu shut up.

Shen: "Why the fuck do you shut me up now?

Ryuuji: "Look down, something is happening."

"Hey, what's going on to see, let me see."

Ryuuji had warned his grandfather to remain silent because just below the building they had stopped in was a suspicious situation. Ryuuji and Shen were observing what was happening as they were seeing several suspicious-looking men gathered below them.

.....

"Hey, do you have the brats?"

"Yes, I already have them here."

Let's see, let me see them!

"Here look, these are the ones you were looking for." ~ A man said and in front of him was an iron cage that was covered with a blanket to hide what he had inside, and then slightly lifted the blanket to show the inside of it.

Inside the cage were two small children who were huddled together looking fearfully in their eyes at the people who were there in that place. After showing the children, the same man who lifted the blanket covered them again with them.

"Haha if these are the brats that escaped our hands ... puh (spit) damn brats that waste my time, they think they are very clever and try to escape."

"Then boss we do next."

Idiot, get the brats into the car and let's get out of here!

"Hey, hope you still haven't paid me for them, let me tell you it wasn't easy to find them."

"Oh, it's true, well ... you serve a bullet." ~ The man said and pointed a gun at the one he had found the children.

* Bang *

The man fell dead to the ground with a bullet hole in his forehead. And the man who fired the gun was looking at the body that fell to the ground and said.

"I'm sorry, it's nothing personal but we can't let anyone know about us yet." ~ The man said out loud and then made a gesture with his hand raising it to the height of his head and then his thumb rested it on his forehead and his index finger pointing up. The other men who were there also made the same gesture.

They were about 20 men who were in a dark place and out of sight of people and héroes, then they were doing what their leader asked them to do when they suddenly heard very weak but audible steps coming from a narrow alley and they immediately left everything they did to see who was walking through those areas in the middle of the night.

Who is there, show yourself! ~ The leader of the men shouted and waited patiently for the person who was there in the dark to leave. He did not have to wait long because again he heard the steps walking towards them, but when the person who was in the dark came out, they were surprised because what they saw was a pe ...

...

A few minutes ago Ryuuji and her grandfather shen, were watching all that from the top of the building, but when grandfather shen saw how men made the strange way of putting their hands on his forehead he muttered ... "I finally find them" .

Ryuuji clearly heard what his grandfather had said and looked at him with a strange look. He was going to ask how he knew them, but his grandfather turned to look at him and said.

Shen: "My dear grandson, we have to hit those men and to do that, you will have to act as a decoy for me to defeat them."

Ryuuji: "ehhhhhhhhhh ..... and because you have to do that, there is clearly something suspicious about all this, and because I have to be the decoy, if you want to beat them because you don't go and do it directly."

Shen: "Idiot, this is training, you just have to travel there and distract them while I take those children out of their cages ... or maybe you're going to leave this and pretend not to have seen anything."

"Well ..... I ..."

"Well, there is no time, take it, put this on your forehead to hide your identity from other people." ~ Grandpa shen told him and handed Ryuuji a small black pellet.

Ryuuji: "But what the fuck is this, this looks only like a booger ... it's disgusting."

Shen: "Idiot, it's not a booger, this is something a friend gave me for situations like this, now have, put the booger on your forehead and go down to distract them."

"Ahhhh, you stinky old man, you just admitted that it's a booger .... damn, but it will really change my appearance if I wear this." ~ Ryuuji said he was watching him carefully while Grandpa Shen was holding the little pellet with his fingers.

But Grandpa Shen seeing an opportunity, he with a quick hand movement hit the booger on Ryuuji's forehead.

Ahh, but what the fuck did you do. ~ Ryuuji said he began to tear his forehead so he could take it off, but he just couldn't. ~ "Hey old man ... what the hell, because this is not taken away from me, what the fuck this mucus is made of."

"Niahahahaha no matter how much you try, it won't take off, and now I do too." ~ Grandpa Shen said and took another booger out of his pocket and stuck it on his forehead. When Ryuuji saw the appearance that the grandfather took, he was very surprised and even had his eyes wide open seeing the new appearance that his grandfather had.

"Hey stinky old man, don't tell me that I look that way too." ~ Ryuuji asked him to confirm if he also looked the way he was seeing his grandfather right now.

Shen: "Nihahaha yes, you also look this way, but a smaller lol."

"Damn ... you're going to pay me one day for the terrible humiliation you're making me go through." ~ Ryuuji said with clenched fists and shaking a little.

Shen: "Ya, ya, if I heard you the first time, now go over there and be the decoy for me to defeat them in the back."

Ryuuji had no choice but to go down there and do what his grandfather told him, jumped out of the building and landed in a dark alley and slowly approached where the men were, when he was getting closer they heard him and they said come out.

Ryūji gradually walked until he left the alley and stood in front of the men and said:

"Hello, I'm Chin Po."

"Chin like di ** in Japanese, and po, like ** CK in Japanese."

What the fuck, so you're just d***?

The men were seeing Ryuuji who had the shape of a 'penis', his appearance changed and his haircut was now round with a small triangular cut where you could see the mucus stuck on his forehead, his neck was very thick as his head and had some veins that stood out, had small eyes and whiskers.

The men when they saw his appearance, were first surprised and then began to laugh out loud, since they were seeing a little man who looked like a real penis with feet and had it right in front of his eyes.

Hahaha, but what the fuck man. "

"How can you look like that and go outside."

"It's the first time I saw something like that."

While the men were making fun of Ryuuji ... no, no ... it was now called chinpo. Chinpo was watching them as they laughed at him while he was with his hands clasped on his chest and looking at them with an emotionless look.

Suddenly behind the men a voice could be heard.

[Lightning dragons]

Two oriental dragons made of green rays came from behind and electrocuted the men who were all in one place.

Ahhhhh

artgbbrrbbr

Ahhhhh

Most of the men fell to the ground, leaving only their leader standing. Ryuuji seeing that one had remained standing decided to try a technique he was practicing and with a quick movement he approached in front of him, and with his hand he hit him in the area of ​​the heart.

[Mess]

When Ryuuji struck the man with his hand, his heart left his body from behind wrapped in a kind of transparent cube falling to the ground, then the man's body also fell with a strong unconscious blow to the ground.

"Ufff now it works well, and not like the other times it had failed." ~ Ryuuji muttered to himself as he wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Knock Knock knock

"Good job sweety." ~ Grandpa Shen said, coming out of the darkness, approaching Ryuuji with his hands on his back and a mocking look on his face.

Shen: "At last you could achieve that technique you were working on, congratulations ... but go the technique that occurred to you there, taking out the heart of a person and when you take out the heart of the person is instantly unconscious."

Ryuuji: "Haha well, thank you great guy .... but there was some need to change our appearances to this, because in the end you have defeated them all at once."

"No, the truth is that there was one." ~ He said with a serious face.

Ryuuji: "Oh, what would that be?"

It's because nihahaha is fun. ~ Grandpa Shen bent his back back with his head facing the sky and laughed heartily.

Ryuuji: * Sigh * I just fell into other of your silly children's games ... and then what we do with them, you also have to take out the children that are locked in the cages.

Shen: "Oh, it's true, you take the children home and I will stay to ask these guys some things when they wake up because I have some issues with them."

Ryuuji: "Oh, it's fine, but first get this shit out of my forehead."

Shen: "Hahaha well, I knew that my dear grandson would not ask me unnecessary questions, but neglect that when I get home I will explain everything to you."

Ryuuji: "I heard I understood, but first get this shit out of my forehead." ~ Ryuuji said trying to get the mucus out of his forehead again without any result.

After the mucus was removed from his forehead, Ryuuji approached the cage and took out the cloth that covered it and there he met the two children from before. Ryuuji looked at them for a long time and the children did the same with Ryuuji.

"What's your name ... hmm and don't worry guys, look around, the bad guys have already been defeated and you are safe." ~ Ryuuji told them and pointed his finger at the bodies on the floor so that the children would not be scared.

Did you defeat them, sir? ~ One of the children asked after seeing the bodies lying on the floor.

"Haha if we defeat them." ~ Ryuuji replied with a smile on his face and making a peace sign with his fingers. When the children saw that, his face lit up and they asked Ryuuji.

And who are you sir?

"I'm a hero."

Hero! What is that?

"A hero is the people who save lives, innocent lives of bad men, I now just saved them from bad men who wanted to harm them."

"Now I could know the names of the children I just saved."

Aoki Minami.

Akeno Minami.

Ryuuji: Well, I am ...

Shen: "Chinpo!"

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(note: Japanese chinpo means 'penis' or 'dick')