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[Dropped] Re: Lizard

A man gets super drunk while out drinking with his friends and after going to sleep wakes up as a low level mob in his favorite game, now he has to beat the game to return to his world the good news? He was the best player in the game being ranked #1 worldwide so the impossible might be possible. - updates will be a little all over the place/slow because unlike some people in here I actually have a life (and I’m lazy but that’s not important) - I don’t usually double check my work so if I make a spelling mistake or two ether comment and tell me about it or deal with it - I make up shit as I go I don’t have a grand plan or whatever I only got like the basic skeleton needed for a story planed out That’s it for now so enjoy the story : ) [the art for the book cover isn’t mine]

GooseMan191 · Fantasy
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Puny King

It's been an hour or so since I began basically killing and eating everything I could see and let's just say it was a big success I finally managed to find something good to eat and as of right now I'm level 32 though I have begun to begun to stagnate a bit, just enough for me to notice it but not enough to be a problem besides I'm almost ready to go back to that canyon so the stagnation doesn't really matter anyways as of right now I'm just going back home as I was tired of hunting, I definitely could have hunted a lot more but that wouldn't be fun now would it

As I was lost in thought simultaneously there was something going on over a thousand miles away from me

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There were 2 birds seemingly talking to each other, one of them looked as if he was slowly falling into disrepair with each word that he told the other bird while the other bird who was much bigger then the other one looked more and more furious as the conversation went on and at the end it looked like the bigger bird was about to explode with anger

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"How dare a lowly creature like a salamander challenge the authority of one of the great desert lords, those lowly creatures aren't even intelligent enough to speak they're nothing but wild animals" I said as I heard what one of the scouts saw while patrolling

"I'm so infuriated how dare those wild animals try to take what is rightfully" I said as I thought about the land I had to work so hard to get, after I finish talking the scout said some that anger me even more "what about all the soldiers and citizens killed" he said shockingly infuriating me even more as who cared about those pathetic ants who couldn't even protect the land I graciously gave them they should have given there lives to protect it rather then die for nothing

As all of these thoughts were going over my head I knew the 2 things I needed to do as of right now after that I said the scout in front of me "how dare you talk back to your king" with disgusting my voice "but sir I-" before he could reply I sliced his head off with my talons "seb take care of this mess" I decisively said as I looked at the blood that had been spilled all over my palace "disgusting" I silently said before I looked out one of the windows, "I think it's time to put the wild animals back in there place" I said before I jumped out of the window

I soon began to go towards the last place the animal had been seen, as I moved faster and faster multiple shockwaves were created and I was able to make it to the location in less then 2 seconds

But when I got there it was empty "the information was supposedly collected about a minute ago how can this lower being be so quick tsk doesn't matter he will still die to me" I said as i began to fly up after a second I was able observe that it was pretty far away from its previous location

"It's a fast bug but no matter how fast a bug is it's still a bug" I started getting ready to kill it in one hit as I did the wind around me started to twist and turn turning and drag sand along with it and as the wind and sand twisted and turned it turned into a tornado of sand which soon turned into a crimson blood color

"Hahahahaha be honored worm you will get to see and die to the signature move of the desert lord and king to all blood vultures Soren" as I finished talking I was finally ready to unlisted my ultimate attack and as I did the air was ripped apart as many shockwave could be heard for miles

But as soon as I got close to him he some how dogged, it was something I had only witnessed done by some of my peers yet this tiny worm managed to doge it as well

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Holy shit I didn't think I would see this guy until I ended my leveling in this area, if I remember correctly he is the tyrant in control of all the blood vultures must have targeted me because I killed his men, oh who am I kidding he doesn't give a shit about his men I mean how do you think he became known as a tyrant

He's mostly likely here to kill me because I stole something of his or something like that, honestly reading this guys lore just made me mad because through the entirety of it he was shown to be a narcissistic, egotistical, idiot who was unable to truly accept just now small he was in the grand scream of things

Honestly him being narcissistic or egotistical doesn't really matter to me as some of my favorite characters are super egotistical but this man was not the cool kind of arrogant but the annoying young master type of arrogant, actually much more annoying than that somehow

Anyways this guy is actually really easy it seems even though his world isn't a game anymore this guy still has the same attack pattern, maybe it's because he's a boss as the normal enemies don't have attack patters and just well attack

Anyways I personally know this guy as I this was basically my first test of skill in the game there was a hidden quest to kill this guy before you hit level 50 which was hard considering this guy was a boss meant for level 80+ players doing a goddamn raid

Which meant I not only had to kill this guy but also like 50+ enemies that were way higher level then me, did I also mention I tried to do this when I was relatively new to the game god what the hell was I thinking

Anyways that's how I became a professional at killing this guy, though the rewards form the hidden quest definitely made up for all the suffering literally the best item from this part of the game

Anyways while I have been thinking all of this i have been easily dodging his attacks at the same time but I should finish this new quest quickly I thought as looked at the notification from the system of a new quest to kill this son of a bitch

"I finally get to really test this skill out" i said before enhancing my bite strength as much as possible it should be just enough to pierce this guys skin but it will still be hard

After that I wait a second for a opening before covering my teeth in flames and biting down on one of the tyrants wings but that's not all I also pumped him full of poison then I cauterize his wound so that he couldn't drain the poison out sure it did also get rid of some of the poison but it should still be affective

Normally poison as weak as mine wouldn't work on blood vultures due to them eating corpses all the time and thus naturally increasing their poison resistance but the king doesn't do this he only eats the freshest of fresh foods so his poison resistance is absolute garbage it's like rank D or something

After that it seemed to get really angry for some reason I wonder why, well enough of me joking around this is gone be an actual battle how he's about to enter his berserk state aka when he becomes a gamer and uses their signature move was earage

"Ok I'm having a bit too much fun got to focus" I say as basically the cutscene for his berserk state finishes as soon as he finished he lunged at me his time I barely managed to doge, looks like the true fight has already begun

Without giving me any breathing room he started sending crimson blades of wind at me, I was having a hard time dogging all of them and almost got hit when he lunged at me again after that he created a couple of tornados which are actually pretty easy to doge but the problem is that he tornados act like real tornados and sucks things in, you can probably guess what happens next

That's right for the first time since I first awoke here I seriously just want to go back to my old world and sleep because this amount of pain isn't worth it Jesus Christ does it hurt not only am I getting hit thousands of times by sand going like mach 100, I also have to doge deadly saw like objects made of wind basically have aimbot and will constantly fallow you

After only a minute of this I had already been severely injured and had one of my arms ripped of by a saw. shit guess this is what I get for being to cocky i though this would be easy considering I was able to easily kill this guy even as a level 1 in game" I thought before surprisingly the assault came to an end

I was confused for a second before I looked at the vulture with foam coming from his mouth a clear sign that my poison had fully taken affect without wasting anytime I push through all the pain that I had been through and attacked him with everything I had impaling him with multiple spears made of fire

normally I would make it so my flames couldn't burn things as it could get a bit dangerous if I got on fire as well but I need to make sure this guy is dead and considering I'm pretty far away from him…. you already know where I'm going with by the time I was finished it fire was everywhere and some sand even got turned into glass there was also tiny patches of lava

After all of that I finally got a message confirming that I had killed him and I was once again bombard with messages, I have to say this fight was extremely valuable not only because the rewards are good as hell but also taught me a very valuable lesson to not underestimate this world ever even if I think I can easily win a fight

After all of that I checked my notification and saw a couple of important things one I was finally able to evolve, two I have completed a hidden quest called king slayer and had gotten a space-time ring which worked like a extra inventory which I still didn't have for some reason and a couple more less important things

After a second of waiting i my arm had finally returned and I was fully restored you might be wondering how well that's because I had leveled up the regeneration wouldn't activate when in a fight but after a fight if I just rest for bit It will activate, a bit different from the game as in the game it didn't matter if you were fighting or not and as you can guess was very abusable before it got nerfed of course

Anyways I'm gone go back to the oasis and evolve there and after that I'm gone go visit the annoying little birds kingdom and rob him