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My Passive Skills are Invincible!

"It was an era taken over by a single online game, the ""Second World."" The ""Second World"" offered a vast amount of classes and skills... Micheal, our protagonist, reincarnated back into this era and realized he had a few bugged passive skills that would put him as one of the best. [Passive skill: Damage Reduction: When you receive damage from an enemy, the damage will be reduced accordingly to the reduction percentage. Skill lasts for 10 seconds and takes 10 seconds to cooldown.] [Passive skill: Damage Reflect: When you receive damage, the damage will be reflected accordingly to the reflection percentage.] [Passive skill: Damage Multiplier: When you deal damage to an enemy, the damage you dealt will be multiplied.] [Passive skill: Sword Attack Nullifier: When you attack an enemy with a sword, the enemy will kneel in front of you and catch your blade with their bare hands.] [Passive skill: Priest: When you suffer from damage, automatically heals yourself.] [Passive skill…] [Passive skill…] ......... After reading through all his passive skills, he suddenly realized how invincible he now was. Even though he didn't possessed a single active skill, he could still triumph over everyone else with his passive skills. One day, when the ""Second World"" mysteriously merged with the real world, monsters and divine beings began to invade Earth… That was when Micheal realized that his passive skills have also given him the power to kill these divine beings…"

Ultimate Guaiguaipi · Sci-fi
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My Attractiveness Only Affects Divine Beasts

"Mike woke up as a Beastmaster in a world where danger lurked in every corner. The world was being invaded by monsters from another realm, and the citizens were forced to fight for their own safety. Just as Mike wondered if he could survive in such a dangerous place, he received a system based on his attractiveness. With the system’s help, his attractiveness began to rise every day. When Mike’s attractiveness peaked at 9,999, not a single human tried to flirt with him. Days went by as such until one day when a rare divine beast swift passed him and stopped in front of him willingly. “Ding! Congratulations. You’ve tamed the legendary divine beast Green-Eyed White Dragon!” Mike stared dumbfoundedly at the huge dragon in front of him. Just like that, Mike tamed his first divine beast. It didn’t take long for Mike to realize that his attractiveness only worked on divine beasts. “Ding! Congratulations. You’ve tamed the legendary divine beast Tempest Battle Eagle!” “Ding! Congratulations. You’ve tamed the legendary divine beast Black Flame Phoenix!” ........

Flavored Lollipop · Fantasy
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Diana: I'm A Fighter

"Leave my house, this instant!" The old woman screamed and pushed her out. Diana was shocked. Yes! Everyone hated her for looking ugly and if there's one person that dote on her, then it's this woman. Her grandma. She was told to never show up in her hometown and only get to see the woman when she visited, once in a while, but work brought her here and she was excited to drop by and enjoy her grandma's warmth. But that's the response? She felt devastated. It felt like everyone was against her now. Her parents and twin sister treated her like the stain in the family and her only source of confidence to show that someone still cares, just chased her away. She was shunned by the society for her look, yet it never broke her. She has replies to every insult you could ever pass on her. She was strong and tried to be on her own. If you let her be, then you will never know how stubborn she was, but that exact day, things change. ….. Her life was wanted. Her real birth mother resides in that same town and was enduring a marriage to a dangerous man, just to keep the man from learning that Diana lives. That her baby didn't die. He wanted to erase the link that connected his woman to another man. He's obsessed with Diana's mom and wanted her for himself alone.  Diana's real father was still in a coma because of this man and Diana just delivered herself to him. She was still feeling hatred towards everyone as she left her grandma's place, not knowing that she was followed there and the woman had been abducted immediately when she left. She decided to stop giving a damn about everyone. …. Then she saw him. It wasn't really him, but looked like him. The twin brother of the man that she had started to like. He told her the previous day that he would be leaving the country to search for his brother, but Diana had no idea that she's now looking at the brother that he went to search for. She thought he lied to her. She thought he said that to make her disappear from his line of sight like most people do. He was also a very dangerous man, and Diana's next action piqued his interest. She was furious and decided to let out her frustration on someone, not having any idea how she just saved herself, because she was still being followed. The guy, who was the head of an assassination organization ended up detecting that someone was following her. Seeing how Diana mistook him as his brother, he decided to look into it, because his brother wasn't the type to get close to women.  Diana, who was knocked out to calm her, woke up to hear the story of how her grandma was rescued half dead by the people from the organization. Her real life story was told to her on that same day and she got a proposal to become an assassin. Not only would she stay safe from the man that would do everything to kill her, she could come back strong, get her revenge and save her mother from him.   She could be happy with her family again and be with Ethan, her love.  join the server link: https://discord.gg/Q7tY3F8

may1st · Contemporary Romance
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(BL) I teleported again and now all demons want me!

As the most successful editor, beloved by the whole world, touted as the holy angel, Eric dared to offend everyone under heavens and hell! Nothing new. Only problem is, well... this time... the person he offended is... this handsome, self-proclaimed Demon Lord in his office! Demon Lord: My son cursed you, so I came to take you away. Eric: Yeah, no thank you. Yet the demon lord doesn't take a no. Eric: Then why did you ask in the first place? Demon Lord: Because I wanted to charm you. Eric: You have no charm. Grow a pair of boobs, then come ba- Next second, Eric finds himself in the Demon World. His punshiment? To make the aspiring demons proper authors. Only then can Eric escape. But the thing is, Eric has to teleport into each story to edit it! The even bigger problem, the Demon Lord seems to follow him! "Excuse me, good sir, why the hell are you the final boss in every story that I've to seduce? Please get out of here and do your duty as the Demon Lord! Stop making all the students write about you!" Yet the biggest problem the whole universe ever had to face, all the demons... seem to want him! "This is not a breeding ground. Thank you. Please kindly fuck off. My body is not for your lusting entertainment!!!" --------------------- Uploads Mo-Thu Disclaimer: This has steamy scenes and loads of profanities. Read at your own risk and be ready to have your sanity and integrity questioned. The second book in the 'Scum Series'. You don't need to have read the first book to read this but it's a damn, funny, bs book, so read it as well- 'Shameless transmigration' it's called. Picture doesn't belong to me. Credit to artist.

MatchaMilk · LGBT+
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The Cuddle Pact

Sebastian Harrington wasn't your usual billionaire. He wasn't a playboy, nor did he have a new woman on his arm every week. He was most definitely not a ladies' man, despite his heavenly dashing good looks. So, how he managed to muster up the confidence to actually flirt with Mira Casey was unbeknownst to him, especially after he hurled her into the world of fame, just because she was the first woman he openly - yet drunkenly - made out with. And in order to compensate for that, Mira was granted a deal. Initially, a financial one, but things took an interesting turn when she required him to sleep with her. And thus the cuddle pact was born.

papersplanes · Contemporary Romance
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The Ultimate Priest System

"You're joking, right? You want me to preach?" "Ding! Host is currently bound to the Ultimate Priest System! As such, please work hard to level up!" "Do you have some misconception on what Priests are? They're supports! They provide heals, buffs, debuffs and enchantments!" "Please work hard host! You will definitely become a Godly Priest!" "Gods don't even exist in this world!" "Ding! You can do it Host! I believe you will make the world believe that Gods exists!" "......" ----------------- If this was a dream, then perhaps this was the best dream she ever had. Waking up in a fantasy world with Warriors that could flip mountains, Mages that could control the heavens and Priests that could resurrect the dead, Yue Qin was determined to enjoy her new life while being a salted fish. She had absolutely no ambitions to conquer the world or to test the "protagonist halo" which the stories on Earth always described transmigrators to have. Then she activated the Ultimate Priest System and her dream seemed to fly further and further away from her.

Temis · Fantasy
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Fearlessly Authentic

She rose from the ashes and danced in the fire. ....................... She, Eira (Eye-Ra) May Wilson, was a an innocent girl, trapped in a family of wolves, who wanted her wealth and power. She gave them all to her 'family', when she had given everything, and was left with nothing, they left her to die, in the darkness. They say blood is thicker than water. She laughed at herself. What a naive girl she was, but now she will not be. She ran away from everyone, to make herself stronger. Her setback was a blessing, she survived what was meant to destroy her. She came back like a boss....... fabulous, wiser, stronger than ever. ......................... SHE WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING WHICH HAD DESTROYED HER ............................. *** The cover pic is not mine, I took it from Pinterest***

princess_birdy98 · Contemporary Romance
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Not The Outcast Anymore

A MUST READ!!! "One good friend who cares for you is not a bad idea, Sam is one". __Bob(Alex's Dad) ********************** Alexandria Hamilton the popular outcast of Olive High thought school sucked but of course that's what everyone in her shoes would think. After she was betrayed by her ex-bestfriend, Mirabel, she had no friends except a certain hot Sam. What happens when another Sam in the person of Elijah Dolly Samson, Olive High's ladies man comes into her life with a psycho secret admirer in tow? Alex finds out the truth about Sam, Samson, the secret admirer and Mirabel and this truth is no sweet one. A work filled with romance, friendship, betrayal and humour. You're sure to enjoy it. ... Discord–– Mayrhyy#8837

Mayrhyy · Teen
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Miss-Understanding

What would you do if you were forced into marriage? Amelia chose the least sane option and ran away from home. “Getting married before 25 is like leaving a party at 8pm, NOT FUN, take it from me.”- Amelia the “wise” person. Amelia Smith, heiress of the Smith family, daughter of the CEO of Oasis and granddaughter to the Chairman of the largest jewellery company in the country, had to marry some dude she never met. The “dude” whom she had to marry was Jason Wilson, a very famous actor with the prestigious title “Movie King”, the second son of the Wilson family. “Can you guys believe that he literally begged to marry me?”- Amelia Author: I can’t, and you are literally my creation. Amelia: “And because of that, I’m being forced to marry him! I know I’m pretty and that many people want to marry me, but what I want is to find my own true love!” Author: Tone it down, you’re being cringy. Amelia: -_- “Okay, so you ran away. How’s that going on for you?” you may ask. Amelia: In a very weird- Author: But completely believable way! Amelia: LET ME SPEAK! Ahem, where was I? Oh right! I ended up working for my “fiance’s” brother. -_-||| *Scene* “Wait! You’re the CEO of this company?!” Amelia almost shouted. “Yes, Ms Luna Brown, I am the CEO of this company. And from now onwards, you are my servant” *cue an evil smirk followed by malicious laughter* Chris Wilson, the heir of the Wilson family, is the type to hold grudges, poor Amelia should not have offended him, especially since he is her boss. “I think you meant ‘secretary’, I am not your servant” Amelia (fake name- Luna Brown) nervously laughed. "…..same difference.” Chris Wilson said with a straight face. *cut* No big misunderstandings (I noticed the irony in the title, what I meant is that the misunderstanding won’t make you all frustrated), no snake like step-mothers or step-sisters. A slow romance between the protagonists, and there is no extreme OPness, so the characters are believable. Sorry, but no smutty or steamy scenes. This is a clean, slow romance and comedy novel :)

CinRoll · Contemporary Romance
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EMBRACED WITH LOVE

***I don't own the cover photo.The credit goes to the owner*** Pranavi is a cheerful Indian girl who is intelligent, good looking and hard working. She comes to south Korea for her further studies . She is a simple girl but will her life remain as simple after she meets the most eligible bachelor of Korea Lee Woobin who is young, handsome and at the same time arrogant to others. Let's see how these two completely different people from completely different culture come together.

Ak1808 · Romance
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All I Want Is You Baby

"I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you" Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of the school, Brandon Johnson, who is often called the 'prince' of Kerlin County High. He is the best at everything he does. "WHY CAN'T WE BE NORMAL?!" "Suck it, Harry" "Suck who?" But suddenly, he dumps Anna, know the reason why? Check out the hottest and cutest love story, but it's just a bit different...how exactly? Well, you surely checked the genres. "I'm so fucking fabulous- I pee glitter, shit cupcakes and fart rainbows!" All I Want Is You Baby

Ryusensei2000 · Realistic Fiction
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Look Under 'His' Skirt

Kai Fanghua is a hot-headed yet sometimes idiotic boy. Graced with the looks of a stunning beauty, he spends his days dressing as a girl and catfishing corrupted officials by swindling them of their money. However, things start to backfire when he goes again his word and tries to drug an innocent rich man into imitating a squawking bird due to a personal grudge. Failing at his attempts, karma starts to chase him when the rich man turns out to be none other than the Crown Prince of the Huan Empire. Forced to become his personal maid and imitate a female 24/7, Fanghua must hide his identity as a male as he struggles to survive in the palace. Zhihuan Xie is the Crown Prince of the Huan Empire. Cold in nature, he vows to get revenge after a stunning beauty not only tries to drug him but sends all sorts of troubles to befall him. When Zhihuan finds out that this beauty is, in fact, a male, he is humiliated beyond belief and is consumed by anger. Deciding to crush his pride and have him serve him as a woman, Zhihuan decides to make this boy his personal maid. However, as time goes on, will Zhihuan's anger and desire for revenge start to fade and change into something else? Why exactly is the Crown Prince's head eunuch wearing a face mask? Is there more to Kai Fanghua's identity then what meets the eye? Join Fanghua in his adventures as questions and mysteries slowly start to unravel.

Yazuto_o · Historical Romance
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ROYALTY ON FIRE

"As a Young Prince, My dad always told me Royalty was all about formality... Don't chuckle even when you wish to laugh! Smile when necessary regardless of what you are feeling! Shed a tear when necessary! I grew up as the 'perfect royalty' So as a father, I made a promise to let my kids live, live a life of their choice. The Isla country was known to the whole continent as the country whose Royal home was a joke "I am proud and honored to be a part of Isla" "I come from the place where there is no ridiculous rule" "Yes they don't act like Royalty, and I'm well aware of how you all mock them for being different but we love them. The people of Isla is proud to be ruled by them" * * * "Princess Kimora? She is interesting" stated Prince Esteban The renowned perfect Prince

feeesah · Contemporary Romance
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I Reincarnated into a GOAT?

Justin's homelife is crap after his mom's death. While struggling to maintain his dad marries his mistress, who is a complete psycho. When Justin unexpectedly dies, his soul is reincarnated. This is an adventure depicting his new life and new family in this quirky universe that is both frightening and empowering.

RiordanND · Fantasy
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RAINS

Everyone is in the same game; just different levels, dealing from the same hell; just different devils. Many lives, one story. Hanzo Ken, an extraordinary high schooler, the upcoming CEO of the world’s biggest company, with life looking all glitter..but what about the real side? Zeal, the glamour of the entertainment industry. Is the smile of the king of K-pop real? Is what visible to the eyes the truth? Can you love without feeling pain? Ambition or Love? A tech.. An idol. An unordinary girl. A healer. All together. Rain. Every scar has a story. Every person you know, has a person you don’t know. Every person you meet, is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Note: All the characters and place in the story are purely a string of imagination. The matching of names in real life would be coincidental. Several references have been taken from the internet. All rights have been reserved.

YPENT · Magical Realism
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Nemesis: The Lover's Game

Harro is a 25 year old multi talented precious son of a business tycoon with the face of an Angel. All who've met him can't help but love his charming personality. His father and everyone else worships him except one man (Orion Alexander Stone), as the name indicates is an ambitious cold hearted business rival who thought Harro was nothing but a pompous kid playing the men's game. Both meet and fall helplessly in love but Harro loses his memory of Orion in a freak accident and they're left playing the love game.

Enny_williams · Magical Realism
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The 70th Awakened

This is the story of the final individual to awaken from a stasis field, with the discovery of dark-matter, which was an apocalyptic event that changed everything. Set in a slightly dystopian distant future, where barriers are needed to protect the people from the dangerous mutations of the wild. 70 individuals were frozen in time only 69 awoke, and the seventieth awoke a thousand years later. In this time frame in the year 4021, the 69 was given an almost godlike status because they do not age. In this new age people with supernatural abilities was common place, but the 69 were the pinnacle

WhosDatDude · Magical Realism
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Chimera Girl

Nelda finds herself transported into a world populated by mythical creatures, but where humans are unknown. Prophecy suggests that Nelda is there to save the world, but experience suggests she will find a way to screw it up--possibly literally. Complete at 44 parts -- Volume #1: Chimera World In progress -- Volume #2: Chimera War I am currently editing but will start adding new chapters soon.

veinglory · Fantasy
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The Lonely God #1

❝I think he is attracted to her. Look at this beauty. Which man wouldn't want to keep her for himself? After all, ruling alone for such a long time he must be in search of a queen.❞ He's said to be the first creation of the moon goddess. The lone wolf, Arles. The king of all wolves. An immortal. A god. They say he ruled ruthlessly. He had the power to change the inescapable destiny of man itself. She was a mortal. A troublemaker. She didn't know what she was getting into when she crossed him. ~ [ warning: this book contains dark content ] Read at your own risk, thank you.

Benita_16 · Fantasy
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Dawn of Human

In a world where countless lives walked across the earth follow Kane in his quest to know who he really is. A Fantasy world where the gods still live alongside mortals.

Tahitian · Fantasy
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