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Becoming the Luna (bl)

Life is all roses and strawberries with your asexual mother till Alpha wolves fall in love with you. And now you have to choose... But who do you pick? Hayden Lebaron is an average teenage boy, well if average means being about the size of a midget and being babied by everyone, at least that's what he thinks. A new student moves to their school and Hayden finds out that he's deeper in the Werewolf world that he ever thought possible and the worst part was that he had no idea that Werewolves even existed. EXCERPT : "What the fuck did you do?" Virgil demands his eyes dark, the only reason Dale doesn't have a black eye yet is because he's still carrying me.  I intervene quickly before Virgil changes his mind and decides to land the punch. "V-Vi-Virgil." I stutter out desperately, reaching for him. "I-It wasn't D-Dale, h-he d-didn't d-do any-anything." "What sort of boyfriend are you, letting your girlfriend get beat up by dudes in the boys bathroom?" Dale accuses, snatching me back and ending my efforts to reach for Virgil, his leaf green eyes nearly glowing.  Shana is momentarily stunned, "Girlfriend?"  She mouths to me, I close my eyes in embarrassment, this was one of those days I wanted to start over.  Virgil isn't even fazed by the obvious confusion. "Thanks." He bites out coldly, the appreciation has the same energy as 'go jump off a cliff. "Now give me back my girlfriend." "No. Now get away from me, you're in my way." Dale deadpans, making a move to continue his journey.  "I won't ask you again." Virgil says in a deadly voice, stepping in front of us, electric blue eyes nearly jumping from his face with how hard he is glaring.  "Hayden sounds terrified of you so no, I'm not giving her back. Now get the fuck out of my way." He says, his quiet voice ringing volumes, the entire hallway is silent now, the entire school watching the school's heartthrob go against the hot new kid... and over me! - I wail mentally, wishing I was a bird, a pebble, anything but Hayden LeBaron right now. VOLUME 2 •~• Come talk to me on discord at Aryna Stan#5852 I'd love to hear your thoughts... Link to the Discord server... https://discord.gg/qYk2ka7fc7 •~•

Aryna_Stan · LGBT+
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Suami Pungutan Mama

Warning 21+ penuh nafsu ops... yang di bawah umur harap menyingkir. ssssssst Khaibar. Seorang lelaki yang mencari rongsokan untuk memenuhi kebutuhan hidup dirinya dan ibunya yang sakit-sakitan setelah ia ter-PHK dan sulit untuk mencari pekerjaan lagi. Ia bertemu dengan wanita paruh baya saat sedang mengais tempat sampah untuk mencari botol bekas. Wanita itu menatapinya sedari tadi lalu tersenyum ke arahnya. "Nak, sudikah kau menikah dengan anakku? Berapapun kau meminta uang akan aku kasih!" pinta wanita itu yang bernama Keysa. "Apa! Bagaimana bisa, Tante? Apa Tante sakit jiwa? Bahkan aku tak mengenalnya sedikitpun." Namun Khaibar terbelalak saat melihat gadis yang ada di belakang wanita itu. 'Dia benar-benar sangat cantik.' "Apa, Ma? Aku harus menikahi gembel itu? Ogah!" "Sudah diam! Dari pada kau membesarkan anakmu sendiri!" Apakah Khaibar akan setuju menerima tawaran itu? Apakah kepura-puraan pernikahannya bisa membuat Khaibar saling mencintai dengan gadis itu? Atau justru akan kandas seiring berjalannya waktu dengan surat kontraknya?

Uvieyy · Fiksi Realistik
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Blacksmith of the Apocalypse

When not THE Apocalypse strikes, but all of them together, where will you be? What will you do? As Humanity faces its hardest time a playful god shows mercy(?) Follow Seth on his journey to somehow survive in whatever has become of his world. Also posting on royal road. Read up to 20 chapters ahead at https://www.patreon.com/blacksmithoftheapocalypse

Arkusar · Fantasy
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I Choose You (A Nigerian Romance): Book 1 & 2

(Please note that this book is currently unedited) Vol 1~ I Choose You. (Completed) 'No matter what, No matter the time, No matter the place, No matter the century, No matter what's to come, I. will always. CHOOSE. YOU'. Everyone saw her as crazy..... But he saw her as nothing less than perfection. ................... Blurb: "Why?" was the only thing he said. Confused I asked "Why what?" "Why do you always do this to yourself?" the tone in which he spoke almost seemed like he was heartbroken about something. "Do what?" I dared to ask, although I knew already within me I wouldn't like his response. "Conceal your worth" ....................... *Btw book 1 is completely free to read* ....................... Vol 2~ No Matter What. (Completed) Blurb: As I gazed up to him because of how tall he was, he stared right back at me. I could feel the heat not only on my cheeks but on every single part of my body. "Say those words Rica. Say those two little words and I will make that little fantasy in your pretty head into reality" I gulped. Gone was the playful smirk that was once residing on his face. The intense look in his eyes now replaced that. With the little courage I could muster I whispered "Kiss me" A broad smile immediately streched out on his face. He didn't even wait a second before he swiftly complied to my request. ................ After two long years, the heir to the Zora enterprise is finally back. Why is he back after so long? But most importantly, why did he leave in the first place? Join Dili and Rica once again in their ever blissful rollercoaster of emotions. Will Rica be able to forgive Dili for leaving? After all he was the same person that promised he would never leave her all alone. Drama, love, pain, secrets, new characters and also maybe the jiggling of wedding bells? Book 2 most definitely has it all. ................ If you like this small insight of the story then please read on. The only thing I can guarantee you in this story is that it will definitely have a happy ending although for the two characters Rica and Dili to achieve that, they would have too pass through many difficult obstacles on their way to happiness. And trust me this isn't your normal Teenage story that is filled with rainbows and sunshine,(probably seems way too cliché writing this but ehn) there are a lot of gloomy days. If you don't mind that then please by all means do read on. .................. DISCLAIMER!: Note, this is a pure work of fiction. An original story by me. Names, events and places are plainly fictional. But any place, name or event that actually exist in the real world that is mentioned in this story, is solely used in a form of fiction. Any resemblance to a real life event, is purely coincidental. Cover art belongs to the respective owner. Discord: Zanyyy #5284 Instagram: _zan_yyy_ Buy me coffee? https://ko-fi.com/Zanyyy

Zanyyy · Teen
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My Neighbor’s Dirty Secret

Who knew a package could change someone’s life? Inside the box, contained her neighbor’s dirty secret. A secret that would change her life forever. Warning: Mature and threesomes.

valeriex · Contemporary Romance
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Aku dan Suamiku

Warning! Mature content! "Seperti Sha, sahabatku yang menikah sangat muda, aku pun sama. Menikah di usia 16 tahun. Bahkan aku telah menikah dua tahun lebih dulu darinya. Bedanya kalau sahabatku itu suaminya selalu standby 24 jam di sampingnya, aku tidak. Bahkan saat ini aku tak tahu dimana suamiku itu berada. Dia meninggalkanku seminggu setelah menikahiku. Hanya dua kali aku melihat wajahnya. Tapi, bukan itu masalahnya. Kalian harus tahu apa yang dilakukannya padaku setelah dia kembali. So guys, read my story with my husband, if you really want to know!

Sinnadwi · Romansa Kontemporer
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Big Bad Alpha Wants Me

He was very angry. He was looking at me like he wants to either rape me or punch my face. "I can expla- " He cuts me off. "You have been a very very bad kitty. You have no idea what I've been through." His grip on my neck tightens suffocating my food pipe. "Strip." The word brought me out of the electric shock. "Wha- " "I m counting till 3 if you didn't, I'll tear your clothes off - 1." Is this really happening? "2." I thought he was gay. "3." --------------------------------------------------- Emara, 21 years old human who disguises herself as a man to get a job in a Multinational company. But little she did know ... 1. The boss is smoking hot. 2. He is not human. 3. She is his mate. . What will happen when the Big Bad Wolf will meet his Mate? . How will he react knowing his mate is a Guy, not a Girl? . What will happen when the truth will flood out? Who will drown? Who will swim?

AlmostPsycho · Fantasy Romance
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Poisonous Lips

The company we keep can either contribute to our success or destroy us at the very end, so they say. This was the case of Shade whose friend, Cynthia became a wolf in sheep clothing. For the love Shade had and Cynthia could not get, Cynthia did everything and anything she could to make sure everything ends bitterly for Shade. Day after day as she continued to dwell in her evil mindset she found confidence among the children of the night and from there, her true colour revealed. Be warned that this story contains strong words, immoralities and not decent for children. 18+ _______________________________________________________ If you enjoy my story and you want to connect with me. You can have a chat with me on: Discord: @sam-crowned00#2457 Instagram: @sam_crowned1 Facebook: @samcrowned Twitter: @sam_crowned Do not forget to always Vote, Comment, Review and send gift.

Samcrowned00 · Contemporary Romance
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Devil, Be Nice

"I don’t know who you are but… wait, what are you eating? Why are you not sharing it, ah? Do you treat this big sister as a stranger?" One of the most powerful and devilish beings in existence wakes up in a body of a little mortal girl in a humble place that's a far cry from where she came from. After thousands of years of waiting for reincarnation... seems like even the underworld had kicked her out for all the troubles she caused. But why didn't they put her soul into an immortal's body?! Well, beggars can't be choosers. She would just have to cultivate back to the peak. Watch as she tries to keep herself from destroying the world... try being the keyword. -- Support DBN by giving honest reviews, supportive comments and donating! Advance chapters in Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/immortalpatata Or donate extra potato food! KO-FI: http://ko-fi.com/natsuriayuko PAYPAL: natsuriayuko@yahoo.com

patata · Fantasy Romance
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It's a Wonderful Life

Ira, system 3298, is a transmigration system that guides his Hosts through various worlds and missions. Lately though, something has started to go wrong. And it has something to do with that soul that won't leave him alone. Support the novel and get exclusive content: https://www.patrxon.com/fantasydeath (replace the "x" with an "e")

FantasyDez · LGBT+
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King Bullying

Vano, mempunyai hobi membully murid baru bersama gank-nya. Kini target mereka adalah Galena, murid baru si gadis sederhana, cuek dan pemberontak. Dan itu menjadi malapetaka untuk Galena sendiri ketika Galena mendapatkan bangku tepat di sebelah Vano. Kejahilan Vano semakin menjadi jadi. Sosok Galena yang sangat tertutup membuat Vano diam diam menjadi penasaran akan sosoknya tersebut. Vano berusaha untuk mengetahui sosok Galena, namun Galena terus membangun tembok yang kokoh. Tembok yang belum pernah terhancurkan oleh siapapun. Ketika Vano berhasil menghancurkannya maka Galena akan membangun kembali tembok itu dengan kokoh. Volume 1 : King Bullying (15+) Volume 2 : The Change (17+) Volume 3 : ALSASE (21+) Semua Volume berkaitan, berurutan

haniyahhputri · Romansa Historis
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Shameless Transmigration: I turned everyone on!

Check out my new BL novel: I teleported again and now all demons want me! ------------ To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote. What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere! How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense! It shouldn't be working but the result? Terrifying! Long live holy creator Frozen Milk! "Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?" "Hello? System help?" "System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host." "%$@#!" Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!! Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear! ----------------------- This is completed! Disclaimer: some profanities and innuendos Has elements of BL First book in the 'Scum Series'

MatchaMilk · LGBT+
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Crush the Bully! [GL]

Fuyumi gets fed up with the threats from her bully, Hideko. So she takes matters into her own hands, kissing her and using it as blackmail. What happens when this bully gets attached? (Cover art belongs to Najuco)

heonnie · LGBT+
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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality

Just read it. not mine

Teraten · Fantasy
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Selfish love

Mariza risket is a shy and socially awkward girl but she's unaware of her inner strong persona which melts for Valz Archer ,she always had a crush on Valz . She tries her best to conceal her feelings due to fear of rejection. Eventually,Mariza gathers some courage and when she's about to unravel her love, she overhears a terribly earth-shattering conversation. From that day she declares that her love will be one-sided and she'll never let anyone see her superfluous love for him. Valz archer Is an arrogant, filthy rich guy with an alpha personality. Girls fall for his attractive face and flawless body instead of his flawed personality. Valz treats everyone with his frosty behavior, he has his own fortified walls and he never lets anyone in......but that was until that coy, skittish girl came who not only fell for his blemished personality but she also thawed his walls.........Life is not always of roses,you also have to face thorns-who knew these thorns will pierce the hearts of 2 lovers.

Meshal · Romance
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The Mafia Game ( Hired Gun )

Eighteen years old, Ava Smith Kriezer, is on the hunt for the people responsible for her parent's tragic incident that happened years ago. She is one of the young skilled fighters known in the dim, hidden, empty lots and streets of gang wars and street fights. One unfortunate night, she didn't have the choice to fight, and she decided to stay defenseless. That night, when she thought she stepped inside death's door... she opened her eyes to learn that she is the granddaughter of a multibillionaire old man that she have never seen nor heard before. Despite being unsure and curious about how possible her situation turned into, she ran away and stayed determined in her ultimate goal! ..., but every time she gets closer, and gets a lead, one of her grandfather's men, Shyn Lee, is always in the picture... helping her. Could he be the knight in shining armor to save her from her broken world? ... or the one who will shatter it more? (Parental guidance is recommended and that the novel may be unsuitable for younger children.) Image used in the cover page is @kumaqiii 's property

ayen_zone · Teen
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Fairies Punch Too

AN: The book is currently being edited, I apologize if you have already started to read, it'll should be ready very soon, thank you. WINNER OF WFP #5 FEMALE LEAD (WEAK TO STRONG GOLD TIER ) Eden Mariach is a Fairy and like all Fairies, is expected to sit still and look pretty. In Aria there are two kinds of creatures that live together, the Fairies and the Elves but the Fairies are practically slaves to the Elves. Eden wants to change this but can she? When her very own weak and fragile nature is against her. Lily Larue hates his purple hair and he hates his name, he's not too excited about being a Fairy either plus the fact that he's supposed to be the strongest light Fairy but he can't even light a candle. Poppy Payne is the perfect Fairy Hero but all isn't as it seems. Aster Maloy simply doesn't care, he's emotionless and lost with no sense of right or wrong. Daisy Dane hides his true self because he's scared of being rejected. And Orchid Oak just wants to be different, she wants to count. Six Heroes with different stories and pasts come together to save a city that doesn't want to be saved. Will they be able to put their issues aside to save their Kind? •♥• Come talk to me on discord at Aryna Stan#5852 I'd love to hear your thoughts... •♥•

Aryna_Stan · Fantasy Romance
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The Bratty Heiress

Authors Note: Olga had appeared on Megan's story (Sugary Goodness) though this story is set before the Sugary Goodness. Please search my user name on Webnovel for a complete lists of my stories on this app. For more updates and book sequences follow my Instagram: lovelivelust_writes. Fb: Lovelivelust ***************** Olga... you're his daughter, you're the heiress, you're coming back to him. That was the nail to my coffin. That was my fate. That was my doom. ******** Luka, she's his freaking daughter, she's way above your league, she's never going to fall for you. That was the ugly truth. That was the reality. That was the fact. ******** She's a player He's a virgin How will the two struggle? How will the love flourish? How will their relationship grow? Follow me for another love story... ******** Megan: My god! I'm so excited for this! ?? Olga: I'm not sure with the tittle though... I'm perfectly nice and loving ? Luka: Why do you to need state the V thing author? As if being a geek is not enough? *Warning! R-Rated for 18+ due to strong, explicit language and sexual content*

LoveLiveLust · Contemporary Romance
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I Don't Care About Love

Cinta? Satu kata yaitu BUTA! Cinta yang membuat ibuku yang super cerewet dan ayahku yang super dingin bersama. Cinta yang membuat perbedaan agama dipaksakaan untuk bersatu. Cinta yang membuat jarak antar kota atau antar pulau bahkan antar benua terasa dekat. dan Cinta yang membuat sahabatku, orang yang sudahku anggap saudara, bahkan orang yang aku percaya, orang yang gak bakal tega menghianatiku. Dengan tega MENGHANCURKAN KEPERCAYAANKU! Dan kesimpulanku cinta itu BUTA!

Quinwriter · Romansa Anak Muda
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Spirit of the Black Wolf

Paul is an 18 year old trying to find a purpose in his life. He usually spends his time hanging out with his godfather, Wes; who everyone in town knows as “The Town’s Witch” and is also teaching Paul, witchcraft. One day while out fishing with Wes, Paul was involved in an accident that changed his life completely. Now, Paul has to figure why this happened to him and why he is the last of his kind.

AthanLevi28 · Fantasy
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