Ehem, what can I say? I'm here to testify to the awesomeness of my work.
No, no, I'm not being prideful it's just the simple truth.
You don't believe me? Check it out yourself.
Wanna know how awesome it is? Dove into it!! I ain't saying nothing here. Experience it for yourself and then you can come back to review and judge.
By the way. I'm not an expert author .. for now, at least but I'll be the best soon, I tell ya, very soon!
Hmph!