Review Detail of Dreamstrafe in Misadventures in a fantasy world

Once upon a time there was a loaf of bread. The loaf was passed through many hands after the baker took it out of the oven, before it was placed on the shelves in a super market. This loaf of bread was then bought by some teenagers who were lowkey kinda gay. They decided to play soggy waffle with this innocent loaf of bread. So they worked hard and released seasoning onto the load of bread. Then the person who lost at soggy waffle threw him away. Thus the loaf of bread was granted life by being covered in essence. And left to go write novels and kill rats. The end. Oh right I'm reviewing a novel here. It's amusing. I chuckled and I feel bad for Mc. Looking forward to more chapters