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The best review I have ever seen so had to paste it here XD -> Jiang He walks into a Walmart. The managers all greet him respectfully at the entrance, terrified. "Lord Jiang He, what may we do for you?" "I'm here for compensation." Jiang He pointed to an employee, who has turned white in the face. "All I did was kill his wife and kidnap her sons. Yet she was spying on me and even had killing intent toward me. How dare he? I can't sleep at night because of him, scared that he might murder me at night." "Sir, please have mercy. He is just..." A manager was pleading. Jiang He harrumphed, and a sword Qi at 20 times the speed of sound instantly penetrated that manager's head. "Hmmpt! I'm just here to ask for a little compensation. I simply want him dead, and 50 of your stores as compensation for mental stress!" Jiang He felt ridiculous. All he wanted was a bit of compensation. How dare these people be so arrogant. The Walmart could do nothing but agree to his demands. They killed the employee on the spot, and gave Jiang he his rightful compensation. Damn, Jiang He thought. I was hoping they'd argue a bit more. Then I could have asked for more compensation. Jiang He was annoyed as he left the store. Where will he get the 200 spirit meat he wants now? Hmm. That employee has a father who is a big shot in Cosco. He is definitely going to kill me if I don't kill him. I guess I will have to pay a visit to Cosco and destroy that franchise! Hmmpt. How dare he think about killing me. Does he think I'm easy to bully?

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Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

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amen_heidan
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Actually the author is mentally sick. His own personality and perspective is reflected in this main character Jiang He