I know they do this for comedic effect but this name just killed this novel for me 😑
Jiang He mused to himself for a while, before muttering, "Its whole body is black, so Black King? No way, that's too cool… maybe Blackie? Hmmm… you have three tails, so let's call you Trumbo—you'll match Dumbo with that."
Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm