"To begin with, these belong to Odin and Freyja respectively. I stole them around 50 years ago and my main hunters are the Valkeries along with Thor himself."
"After I get my Evil Pieces, I should get Akeno for my Bishop as she does not use the traits of the Knight of Rook well. Someone better for that would be someone like Tiamat, the strongest Dragon King. Too bad I am not crazy enough to challenge her yet."
"... It's completely fine for a boy and a girl to be best friends. If you don't agree with it, then you are a sexist." I bullshitted through my teeth with a straight face as I did my best not to meet her eyes. "Oh, look. We are here." I said with genuine joy at being able to divert the topic as I pointed at my mansion.
'Gotham? Wayne? Are these psycho doctors some DC fans or something? Did they kidnap me because I posted on my blog that Batman only wins due to plot armor because if that's the case then I still stand by my point.' That was the last thought before he completely lost his consciousness once again.
'…Ah, this fucking sucks.' he groaned internally. The only joy he had in life was working out and anime, not really a pair of hobbies that went together, but hey, one inspired the other.
"In the entire world and universe, my only place is by Eiji-san's side. I hate people who like to annoy Eiji-san. Do you know how many times he had to forgive you people who always come to find trouble with him? Even though he's fine."
Become Devil - Takumi accepts "the deal" and becomes a devil, gains access to devil abilities, scams the underworld and deals with the demon society by flipping the chessboard. Also potential devil contract bonus chapters.