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Joachim_Aarhus4minCommentedNext things next. Expect me to personally spar with every single student once a month. That means every day I'll be sparring with a class or two. I will be watching over classes. No neither you nor your sensei will know I'm there. Have a problem with that? Too bad. Unlike this group of softies, I'm saying it. We're going into wartime soon, war will break out any moment. I'm not going to send any of you idiots out to die because one of your sensei was too light-hearted to tell you the truth of something, or went light on your genjutsu resistance training. If any of you sensei have complaints? Get fucked and bring it up to the Academy Board. I.E. myself, the Hokage, and the councillors." 'We have reviewed your complaint, and have found ourselves completely innocent.'detailThis Isn't Canon! (Or that time I reincarnated into an AU-Naruto)Anime & Comics · BalancedSelfInsert- Joachim_Aarhus16hCommented
Are you stupid, dont use jutsu on a toddler, dropkick it
Shaking it off she flipped through handseals. Inu. Tori. Saru. Uma. Mi. Oshi. "Water Style: Spiralling Beam!" Three spiraling rods of water rose up from the lake around her, before combining into a spiraling mass of doom, before SLAMMING into a tree! 'Hey! It dented it that time. It's almost useful to fight atoddler!' her newest Jutsu was taking some time, but that was okay.detailThis Isn't Canon! (Or that time I reincarnated into an AU-Naruto)Anime & Comics · BalancedSelfInsert - Joachim_Aarhus16hCommented
AAAAALLLFFFFRRRREEEEDDDD!
"Coyoteeeeeee!" A moment later the scary shouldn't exist woman herself was on the branch next to her.detailThis Isn't Canon! (Or that time I reincarnated into an AU-Naruto)Anime & Comics · BalancedSelfInsert - Joachim_Aarhus17hCommented
You might be exaggerating a bit with genin at Jonin level, special Jonin makes more sense
"No. The reality is my Chakra Control isn't enough to do most of these 'Academy Level' or even D-Rank Jutsu right now with handseals. I'll just either overpower them too much or they'll fail like the Clone. But the Uzumaki Water Jutsu..." She'd point to one of her clones that was practicing it. "Well, they made their Jutsu for Academy Students and Genin with the understanding that their Academy Students and Genin with Jonin-level Chakra didn't have Jonin-level Control and that their Chunin with Kage Level chakra didn't have Kage Level Control. The Fourth Hokage's Jutsu at this level is a bit more normal, albeit they would be too much Chakra of an average Civilian Genin."detailThis Isn't Canon! (Or that time I reincarnated into an AU-Naruto)Anime & Comics · BalancedSelfInsert - Joachim_Aarhus17hCommentedYet, no matter what she thought, a smile made its way across her face as tears welled in her eyes. 'Let's see what is inside the Uzumaki Scroll first. It's guaranteed to be more sane than whatever Dad wrote. Also more understandable, god forbid he actually put his own jutsu in this, half the scroll will just be their names.'detailThis Isn't Canon! (Or that time I reincarnated into an AU-Naruto)Anime & Comics · BalancedSelfInsert
- Joachim_Aarhus17hCommentedThirty minutes after having entered, she would step out of the bathroom dressed purely so that she could strip down when she starts horrifically failing at becoming Jesus. "Alright, where are we going?" The Elephant-masked purple-haired ANBU instead of the Catlike-mask ANBU held out her hand in a silent demand.detailThis Isn't Canon! (Or that time I reincarnated into an AU-Naruto)Anime & Comics · BalancedSelfInsert
- Joachim_Aarhus19hCommented"No my girl, my names Hiruzen." For a brief moment, she wanted to protest at how bad that joke was, but then a shuriken came flying at her.detailThis Isn't Canon! (Or that time I reincarnated into an AU-Naruto)Anime & Comics · BalancedSelfInsert
- Joachim_Aarhus23hCommented"How long are you going to stare at me in silence when you asked to meet me?" Yagura asked as Utakata looked at him, sitting on the floor and reading Icha-Icha Paradise of all things. "Did you come to mock me or something?"
- Joachim_Aarhus23hCommented
What you doing, stepbro?
"Ouch! Stop it! No, seriously, stop it! I am sorry, please stop it." - Joachim_Aarhus23hCommentedUtakata's hands rubbed on the back of Ringo as she moaned. She relaxed further at Utakata's touch and leaned back. Utakata focused further as his hands roamed from her upper back to her lower. Not a spot was left untouched. Her soft skin and rough muscles tensed upon certain places, and Utakata concentrated on them.
- Joachim_Aarhus23hCommented
Isnt he using 6 tails already?
"I will lose control of your power, as I always did." - Joachim_Aarhus23hCommented
'I can't hold back' doesnt use his bijuu
Using mist blades ninjutsu, Utakata coated his strings in the thin mist that turned them even sharper. To strengthen them, he even pushed a little of his tailed beast chakra into them. Yagura was right. He couldn't hold back if he had any chance of defeating him. As Utakata took his stance, Yagura responded by rushing at him. As one of his tails swept by the floor, Utakata jumped over it. But as the second tail was coming for him, Utakata unleashed his strings. - Joachim_Aarhus23hCommented
Utakata isnt using his bijuu cloak right?
"Is that all?" Yagura asked. "You returned showing only this much? Did you really think you were my match?" - Joachim_Aarhus23hCommentedBefore Yagura could join his forces and lead them, Utakata captured him with his strings. Of course, the Fourth Mizukage wasn't an easy opponent, and he blocked Utakata's strings with his hook weapon. But Utakata was aiming for that, and once the strings wrapped around his weapon, Utakata pulled Yagura to himself. This was a fight between the two of them
- Joachim_Aarhus23hCommented
Train for another 100 years
The kid was pretty energetic, jumping a fair distance to try to catch Utakata by surprise. Still, the kid was ten years too young to even think about fighting him. Utakata simply caught the kid's foot and threw him into a nearby tree. The crash into the tree didn't seem to stop the kid from trying again, as the kid started to circle Utakata once again. - Joachim_Aarhus23hCommentedA child stumbled out. On his back was a wooden box carrying wood. His white hair and pale skin made him stand out in the dark. He wore servant's clothes, but his chakra was unmistakable that of a shinobi. And the kunai under his sleeves didn't help him hide that fact. But to Utakata, he posed no danger, and he was prepared to leave the boy to be.
- Joachim_Aarhus1dCommented
do i hear utakataxkoyuki? anyone?
"Would you shut up and accept my forgiveness?" Utakata was surprised by her tone and more by her words. "You came back. You asked for forgiveness and saved me and this country. I don't know about my father. But I forgive you for what you have done." - Joachim_Aarhus1dCommented"Master Utakata," Katsuyu appeared in front of Utakata. "I have awaited your summon."
- Joachim_Aarhus1dCommentedMatatabi, the second tail became pregnant. for this to happen, I had to sleep with her main body and not simply an avatar, and since Matatabi didn't want to hurt her host, she instead took over the body and rewrote her body to temperly become Matatabi's body. In a way, it was a 3 some, as even Yugito would join from time. Yugito was Matatabi's host, she was a beautiful blood-haired woman...
- Joachim_Aarhus1dCommented
didnt you eat them?
everyone was also curious about that dot, so they neared it having it zoom in on that spot, and there I watched Naruto and Sasuke's hearts slowly begin to beat once more...