Ur_Mom_Gay_lol
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I've been told I'm not very smart nore funny
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Ur_Mom_Gay_lol1minReplied to JustHavinFunReadinshortbread = Scottish, Haggis = also Scottish, fish and chips = Portugal. basically over half of the things you just listed come from other countries. I will admit that the English breakfast is the only thing that they've made that's actually edible... but is that it?
I looked at the owner of the tavern who also happened to be a pig. My eyes narrowed as his image was replaced with a crispy bacon in my mind.- Ur_Mom_Gay_lol13minReplied to TheDarkDark
yes.
Ciri hesitated, searching his eyes for understanding. "I'm being hunted," she confessed gravely. "There are forces - people who want to capture me and exploit my bloodline." - Ur_Mom_Gay_lol13minReplied to TheDarkDark
I forgot what they were since it's been so long but I just remembered there a bunch of retired doom tech soldiers
She leaned in closer, a slight smile playing on her lips. "Name's Lucy. I work with the New World Order. We need someone with your skills." - Ur_Mom_Gay_lol14minReplied to TheDarkDark
eh.
"Not bad at all," Lucy agreed, clinking her glass against mine. "I have a feeling this is the start of a beautiful relationship. Try and keep up." - Ur_Mom_Gay_lol28minCommented
friend
I moved faster than he could react, disarming him with a quick twist of my wrist and sending him sprawling to the ground. His friend took one look at me and decided he had better places to be, disappearing into the crowd. - Ur_Mom_Gay_lol32minCommentedJimmy chuckled. "Ain't that the truth? It's all about the eddies, V. Always has been, always will be."
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avacados:
"Anytime," I said, appreciating the camaraderie that came with shared experiences in this city. It wasn't the same as the tight-knit family of the Aldecaldos, but it was close. - Ur_Mom_Gay_lol36minCommented
Avacados:
"You know it," I replied, sliding into my favourite booth by the window. It gave me a good view of the street, a habit I'd picked up from my days with the Aldecaldos. Always know your surroundings. - Ur_Mom_Gay_lol44minCommentedI checked my reflection in the cracked mirror, running a hand through my hair. The silver lines of my neural implants glinted at my temples, a constant reminder of the tech that kept me alive in this city.
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avacados:
As I sipped my coffee, I reflected on those days with the Aldecaldos. The freedom of the open road, the camaraderie of the clan. It was a different kind of life, a stark contrast to the neon-lit canyons of this city. But here, I had a different kind of freedom. Different, but still valuable. - Ur_Mom_Gay_lol48minCommented
avacados:
A ping from my comm unit caught my attention. It was Mrs. Rodriguez from next door, asking if I could help with her malfunctioning door lock later. I sent a quick affirmative reply. Despite the cutthroat nature of Night City, our building had a sense of community. It wasn't like the Aldecaldos, but it was something. - Ur_Mom_Gay_lol51minCommented
yeah doom bots :)
Their identical icons glinted in the dim light, their code-filled eyes trained on the androids before them. "Target acquired," they announced in unison, their palms raised and ready for battle. - Ur_Mom_Gay_lol55minCommented
move to texas
"You promised me, you bastard! You promised we would leave this city and start a family!" Dorio screamed between tears, clutching her stomach where their unborn child lay. - Ur_Mom_Gay_lol58minCommented
doom bot?
"Target acquired. Your destruction is imminent." With that, the doctor extended his hand towards the androids, releasing a powerful blast of energy that obliterated half of their body. - Ur_Mom_Gay_lol58minCommented"Looks like he's finally arrived," a hint of relief in his voice, David huffed and his heart calmed at the sight of their ally. Rebecca also felt a wave of relief wash over her, though she couldn't help but worry about how this man would fare against their seemingly indestructible foes.
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oh so the green stuff was the anti cyber psycho stims?
"No way, kid. This is my fight," he growled, his voice laced with the edge of cyberpsychosis. - Ur_Mom_Gay_lol1hCommented
hah
"When you and Becca make it out alive... Promise me you'll get laid," Maine managed to smile weakly, handing David a pendant before reaching for a green vial by his side. - Ur_Mom_Gay_lol1hCommented
ah yeah it's PTSD o'clock!
The wounds on Maine's body were piling up, and his arms shook from exhaustion as he tried to defend himself. "Listen, kid... This might be it for me," Maine gasped, his hands gripping onto David's shoulder for support as they ducked for cover. - Ur_Mom_Gay_lol1hCommented
wait... are these the robots that doom wanted but got stolen by the company's?
Without hesitation, Dorio braced herself and aimed her sniper rifle at one of the androids' chests, unleashing a powerful 50.cal round. But to her horror, it quickly reformed itself, closing up the mortal wound with ease as its arms transformed into lethal cannons. - Ur_Mom_Gay_lol1hCommented
I'll stay as long as the fic remains enjoyable and there are chapters posted
I know it's mean but meh, this is free entertainment and you can always read another fanfiction. This isn't exactly a customer and business type deal. This is like user-to-user type shenanigans. To those who have interacted with the fanfiction thank you so much for motivating me I appreciate each and every one of you who's stuck by. Anyway, toodles. ~ TheDarkDark