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JohnhyD6dCommentedThis unironically put Shakespeare to shame[img=update]
"Run with those ideas, Kid." I pointed to the boy, "All sorts of things will let you down in life. You might one day wake up as a giant space lizard man a hundred and sixty years into the future, and everything and everyone you care about are gone. And you might use that giant space lizard man body to save the galaxy from massive robot cuttlefish, and you might think that you'll get your happily ever after, but no, you might discover your penis can fuck through the walls of the universe, and now you've lost it all again, except this time your penis brought your kick ass girlfriend along for the ride. And you might through the sweet magical science of your penis gain cannibal powers that cause you to eat the whomever you may have landed near upon arrival to this new universe, gaining their memories and adding their capabilities on top of your own. And maybe you build yourselves a new life in this new universe, only to discover that your smooth lizard cock has once again carved through the fabric of existence and deposited you somewhere else, and maybe it keeps doing it, over and over and every time you keep slipping more and more away from who you were but you're so far gone you can't take the time to care because doing so will crush you under the weight of everything you've lost, so you maybe just keep running forewords screaming about adventure and tiddies and other awesome things that keep the terrible dread of self reflection at bay. And maybe one day you'll be duking it out with a huge jacked Greek dude who hits you in the giant space lizard man head with a rock so hard your consciousness is flung across the omniverse to a place you have no idea about, and now you don't even have your girl anymore and it's just you. You and science. Keep hustling, Kid... I've had enough of this bank."- JohnhyD25dCommented
Truth Bomb.
"Shat up, ya arse!" Dain roared, "Don't even think about saying anything about us owing you for making us! You made us because you wanted to, and if you wanted some damn gratitude then you should have been down here fighting with us against Morgoth, against Sauron. But no! You only ever left your homes when they came for you! You all left us to suffer as a part of some twisted story! Some grand narrative we should be happy to be a part of no matter how small and mean. NO! I won't do it! I haven't lost a single dwarf fighting King Thrag, and I'm not gonna! He killed the Nazghul! He killed the Balrogs! He killed Sauron! He killed Morgoth! Sounds like a lot of my enemies he gone and killed! He sounds like a right problem. For all of you!" - JohnhyD2mthCommented
Don't you mean "one hundred and eighty" degree? Maybe flipped the board on it's head would be better
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Really???? This has the subtlety of a stone.
"... You say that as if it isn't your desire in the first place." - JohnhyD3mthCommentedCh 12 Battles and Bells
- JohnhyD3mthCommentedCh 16 Otto Hightower I
- JohnhyD3mthCommentedCh 8 Interlude 1.a
- JohnhyD4mthReplied to grav1ty24
He should be reinjecting it in the economy.At this rate he could own the whole world.
'Maybe I should change the company name from Mojang to Electronic Arts if I keep going like this?' Alex thought as he laughed at how excited he was about planning how he was going to get money out of the Players' wallet. - JohnhyD4mthCommented
He shouldn't have apologízed, it sets the precedent that everything is his fault.
"About what happened to Maria, I can only say that I'm sorry. I never imagined that some terrorists would use the ESW Players to try to reach me, or even get to me. Despite having suffered countless difficulties until the development of Oasis that we have now, I didn't imagine that one of the difficulties would be something like what happened today. Fortunately, no catastrophe happened and Maria's safety was preserved." Notch said. - JohnhyD4mthReplied to Curtis_Allinson_6062
Agreed!He could've made sure things were better for Mark and his mom.Even if by some reason she refused, it's not like she knows Bruce Wayne is Bataman so he could have gentrified the neighboirhood, give him a scholarship, arranged for her to have a job... given that poverty is the main cause of crime!
"You're right... I shouldn't have left you and your mother, I know how bad Gotham can be better than anyone. In truth I did not want you to become a hero, it ran the risk of you encountering your father, I just hoped you'd never get your powers and lead a regular life" Batman explained. - JohnhyD4mthCommented
Too little, too late.
Mark sighed "You have until I reach the nearest airlock," he said as he walked past him, he didn't need to turn around to know that he was being followed, for a while neither of them said anything and instead just walked through the corridors of the watchtower until finally, Batman spoke "I was wrong... I let my paranoia get the better of me and the result of which has almost left us broken," he said. - JohnhyD4mthCommented
"Viola and 'I'"
"Yeah, it's always impressive when you have two master mages with a load of time on their hands. It took Viola and me about Six years to complete this little bunker" He said with a smile as with another wave a row of torches lit it all the way to the bottom. - JohnhyD4mthCommented
Seriously?! The Aedra are Anuic entities and therefore invested in the general wellbeing of Nirn.The Daedra are chaotic gods that unable to not play around with mortals.
'Kind of like a shitty parent, they might be horrible but at least they care enough to be around and I know about them and what to expect. The mystery of the divines of the 'unknown' is something I'd rather not trifle with. Well besides Akatosh, he's cool' - JohnhyD5mthCommented
They should star make WWND bracelets: "What Would Notch Do?"
'Thank you, Notch…' - JohnhyD5mthCommented
200 pounds?!I am reasonably certain that a full set of plate armour wouldn't weight more than 50 pounds, unless we were talking of jousting armour.
"We're partners now. Besides, I'm not carrying this two hundred pounds of armor" I said as I looked up at him with a smirk. - JohnhyD5mthCommented
'Savages'?Different times have different values.
'Fucking medieval savages... But at least it was quick, merciful.' I thought in absolute disgust at how they just kicked his body out of the way and grabbed a new bucket. 'Alduin…... I might be starting to understand where you're coming from. Very different when you realize this is real life'. - JohnhyD5mthCommentedCh 17 I wish we had those 10 years together
- JohnhyD5mthCommentedCh 11 Ashfall