Slayerjuice
I'm a weeb that has a girlfriend and a job now. Even after growing up, the best part of me hasn't changed. 👌
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Slayerjuice1yrPostedI love villain novels until the MC does something heinous and ruins it. That's why I'm loving this MC. He's dastardly but charms you into thinking that he's virtuous, right after streaming himself hustling people. He couldn't scream "I'm bad" louder if he spray painted a cop's windows with the officer inside. Despite that, I think he's good. It's like I'm reading a how to guide on Stockholm Syndrome. You'll see.
- Slayerjuice1yrCommented
Loki trying to be taken seriously like
Loki looked like a rich giga-Chad-turned-CEO. He boasted a chiseled face and physique, a neatly trimmed five o'clock shadow, and impeccably styled short hair. Dressed in a charcoal-gray suit with a skinny tie secured by a tasteful clip, Loki exuded an air of classiness. - Slayerjuice1yrCommented
This guy is straight abusing the iframe window on Dark Souls... 😂
"THAT'S FOR APHRODITE!" Grey declared. "I know she regrets choosing you to fill her diversity quota!" - Slayerjuice1yrCommented
The stones you need to say this after you see an enemy health bar in the millions...
"Die?" Grey laughed mockingly. "I'm going to fuck you up, you little midget!" - Slayerjuice1yrCommented
The more I think about this, the worst it seems to get.
"Rest assured, Mr. Grey," Mr. Jones smiled knavishly. "Whether you're curious what your enemy's eyeball tastes like or want to know if a bear's spleen would make a great pillow, a creepy developer somewhere has certified its realistic integrity." - Slayerjuice1yrCommented
You know, when you put it this way, every game sounds like Grand Theft Auto 🤔
"Mr. Grey, I present the future of degenerate entertainment," a sickly pale man announced, holding a VR headset. "Myriad Online: a true utopia where murder is rewarded, theft is a sport, and all actions are legal as long as you don't stream them. - Slayerjuice1yrReplied to Margrave
I hated this show so god d*mn much. No, I still hate it. In fact, I'd graciously accept fourteen days of voluntary blindness to remove School Days from my mind. I wasn't even worth the ending because I wanted literally every character to die, and it didn't even scratch the surface. I'm sure I sound like a psychopaths but I know I'll get at least ten likes on this comment from ten people who may want to start a support group with me.
- Slayerjuice1yrCommented
lol
I thought I just accepted a leveling request? Where am I? - Slayerjuice1yrCommented
His words are sharp.
"And I have an equal amount of answers, but they must wait." Kaze said with a smile, "You don't know what to ask, but you're about to find out. Now close your ears." - Slayerjuice1yrCommented
Will there be a war arc?
However, he snapped his eyes open only a minute later. While he desired to make the most of the profound levels of Qi that temporarily rivaled the Sky Plane, he couldn't draw too much attention from the cultivators. He was unwilling to be recruited for their war. - Slayerjuice1yrReplied to ItsLaiiiin
I love it when people post stuff like this. Thank you.
The park itself was ten 850 acres, almost three miles in length, making it comparable in size to Central Park in New York City. It was also surrounded by large skyscrapers, each with unique designs showcasing the power of modern industry. - Slayerjuice1yrCommented
I'm already on the reread. Gah! This novel is better knowing Kaze and what he accomplishes. It gives me shivers
"I begin my road to power." Kaze declared with a slight smile, "So I must look good to attract as many ladies as possible." - Slayerjuice1yrCommented
His last hairdresser presenting his haircut ⚰️⚰️⚰️
"I only trust women of taste to style me. As you can see, the last stylist was wrought with lunacy, so I'm seeking only the best." - Slayerjuice1yrCommented
Was is past tense, so... technically?
The emperor's eyebrow twitched violently at the insinuation that he, the emperor of the Immortal Plane, was a "geek." - Slayerjuice1yrCommented
This is surprisingly wholesome.
Jake's eyes lit up when the emperor asked him to lead him somewhere they could post the video. He didn't have friends, so he enthusiastically led Kaze to his dorm room, filled with action figures and posters of his favorite bands. - Slayerjuice1yrReplied to paulspy_fn
The protagonist looking back on the first 300 chapters of any web novel when they're naive and still have their v-card 😆
"What drives me?" Kaze chuckled bitterly, "I've spent my whole life fighting, constantly facing stronger enemies, all for the sake of power. Now I'm at the top, and I have nothing left to aspire to." - Slayerjuice1yrReplied to Slayerjuice
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- Slayerjuice1yrCommented
This novel is too much lol
"Heh. Smart man. I'm glad you recognize power when you see it." Kaze replied with half a dick drawn on his face.