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BigSeb

Lv12

To read, Or not to read.

2022-06-22 JoinedCanada
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  • BigSeb
    BigSeb3mth
    Commented

    I don’t know about y’all but I don’t like that aslan took over the baby’s body. I’m kinda disappointed that Leo won’t get the chance to teach his son the Floridian autistic ways

    Leo laughed and flew out of the window. He twirled the boy and yeeted him to the sky.
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  • BigSeb
    BigSeb3mth
    Commented
    "Work hard for me, boy. Also, don't end up like Tang San. I don't want to suffer a whole year watching some bouncing boobas."
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  • BigSeb
    BigSeb3mth
    Commented
    "It's illegal, though. Do you have a certification?"
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  • BigSeb
    BigSeb3mth
    Commented
    As if Leo was possessed by Lloyd Frontera 'The Great Engineer', he meticulously adjusted the structures and ensured the safety and stability of the passageway. However, his expression wasn't as ugly as the original.
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  • BigSeb
    BigSeb3mth
    Commented
    "Also, can you relay my greetings to your master in that ring? Kishin Douji, is this his name?"
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  • BigSeb
    BigSeb4mth
    Commented
    "Wah!" Overlord Priscilla greeted her sworn enemy.
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  • BigSeb
    BigSeb4mth
    Commented

    Jesus D. Christ has entered the chat

    Chapter 291 – Florida Man's Wild Wedding: Guests Get Free Smartphone Souvenir for Witnessing His Cat Giving Head to Cow
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  • BigSeb
    BigSeb4mth
    Commented
    Han Meng dryly laughed and glanced at his father and his uncle. As he had expected, Wu Buyi and Han Hao glared at him as if he had violated their grandmothers.
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  • BigSeb
    BigSeb4mth
    Commented

    Bride’s*

    Dongfang Mei deeply sighed, "Please follow us to the hotel. We need to measure you and tailor your clothes. Also, we have to finish tailoring the bridge's dress as well. Can we visit Lady Esen?"
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  • BigSeb
    BigSeb4mth
    Commented

    BRUH! Pfft BAHAHAHAHAHA

    "Can I really ask him to milk me? Can I ask him to sucky-suck mine?"
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  • BigSeb
    BigSeb4mth
    Commented
    Sierra gazed at the brown baby. She brightly smiled at the boy. Without shame, she took off her shirt and revealed a massive pair of watermalones.
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  • BigSeb
    BigSeb4mth
    Commented
    "I can't believe women fell for a freaking statue. What the hell is wrong with their taste in men?! Is it because the THING is ROCK HARD?!"
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  • BigSeb
    BigSeb4mth
    Commented
    Leo wickedly grinned, "They're gonna learn why they shouldn't insult artists, especially Austrian artists and Floridian Artists."
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  • BigSeb
    BigSeb4mth
    Commented

    Homie doesn’t even know his full name lol

    She giggled as she finally discovered Leo's real name and surname. She wondered if she should change her surname to Ariel like Leo's.
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  • BigSeb
    BigSeb4mth
    Commented

    Please tell me it was a tree dryad and not a freaking actual tree. The splinters… oh god… the splinters…

    In legends, a great man once mated with a tree, which later gave birth to thousands of saplings. One of them became a world tree, which later gained the enlightenment of a dao and gave birth to this system.
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  • BigSeb
    BigSeb4mth
    Commented

    I knew Leo was acoustic

    <Tips: Only autistic players punch system screens. Please be advised that system screens are holograms. Be a human, not an autistic monkey.>
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  • BigSeb
    BigSeb4mth
    Commented

    Smarter *

    "We're trying to return home, woof. It's you who suddenly gets in the way. If you're smarting than dogs, MOVE… bitch. Get out of the way!"
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  • BigSeb
    BigSeb4mth
    Commented
    "Anyway, what's your problem? Why the hell did you kill and curse your daughter? Are you one of those 'I'm a proud single mother, but I can't raise children for shit' mothers? Also, who's her father anyway, I'm curious. Don't tell me that you don't remember whose dick you rode, bitch. Should I change the questions to… wait a second. Out of context, what's your body count? 5? 10? 50? Spartan 300?"
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  • BigSeb
    BigSeb5mth
    Commented

    Amogus!

    "Among Us?"
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  • BigSeb
    BigSeb5mth
    Commented

    Boy wat da heyll

    "Last Rizzmas, I gave you my Gyatt. But the very next day, Biboo taxes it away…"
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