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Yiersanshiwu10mthCommentedFor a second there I thought it was the demon lord lady
Pa! Pa! Pa!- Yiersanshiwu11mthCommented
The carriage is trotting…
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Every time I see cants, I think of pants
This paragraph has been deleted. - Yiersanshiwu11mthReplied to Leviathan_Daoist
Doing that is called riding the lap of a dragon...
Alex's life has taken a turn after five years of struggle; he stands before a legacy tomb that can change people's lives; he has heard and seen many frogs turn into a dragon after finding such legacy tombs. - Yiersanshiwu11mthCommented
At least try to bargain, saving money is always good
'200 copper coins total... I have 300, thanks to the village pooling their money together to support me.' Alaric thought. - Yiersanshiwu11mthCommented
It is free since that way they can get their grubby hands on all the talents that pop up or squash them if they refuse
These crystals were almost completely monopolized by the kingdom. As such, peasants such as Alaric had to go to a specific government building, an "awakening station," to gain access to one. Luckily, it was free. - Yiersanshiwu11mthCommented
Dat be goin' too far
He found a knife was stabbed right through his crotch. The grown-ass man shrieked like a woman and fell to his knees in pain. - Yiersanshiwu1yrReplied to T1Flash
Probably, huang is part of the word for phoenix too
"Oh right, when I first came to the village, I lost a secret manual. Did you happen to pick it up?" - Yiersanshiwu1yrCommented
Dragon=d***
In this world… there didn't seem to be any anti-pornography brigade, right? - Yiersanshiwu1yrCommented
Then how did he end up in the classroom?
It was unknown if it was Mu Xuan's luck or the original body's misfortune, but when the original body fell, its head happened to hit the ground, directly killing the owner of the original body. At this moment, Mu Xuan transmigrated. - Yiersanshiwu1yrReplied to DaoistblZvGY
The first letter of each capitalized word
"Fiendish Fiery Foxes, Slithering Sea Snakes, Massive Mountain Mammoths, Frizzy Flying Ferrets…" Edgar whispered their names to the eager Jack. This was just like Pokem—! - Yiersanshiwu1yrCommented
So if he loses, he gets food and has to listen to a creepy old man, if he wins, he gets food. Don’t do it, take the food and run
"Kid! Didn't you say that you were always place first in the organization? Coincidentally, I know someone that is always placed first in my house and is the same age as you. How about having a match with him? If you win, I'll do whatever you what, I can even treat you to any food you want. But if you don't manage to win, you'll do what I say. How's that?", said the captain when he heard Shin's reply. - Yiersanshiwu1yrCommented
Second sign of a child predator: offering food, candy, or something you want
Captain Springfield almost laughed again when he saw the little kid acting like an adult. Then he tried to tempt the kid with his weakness. "Kid, there's a lot of delicious food in my house and much better than that crap you are eating." - Yiersanshiwu1yrCommented
Signs of a child predator. Kids, if you see a guy like this, don’t follow them, run into the nearest crowd or someone you trust.
He looked at Shin and said. "From the looks of it, you don't have any relative to contact for now. Do you want to go to the 'Federal Orphanage'? Or if you are willing, how about come with me to my home?". - Yiersanshiwu1yrCommented
His eyebrows were like swords resting upon his chiseled pristine face…
Su Xiaofan, who had just lost his childishness, was very good-looking. He was 1.82 meters tall and had sharp brows and bright eyes. When he smiled, he had the shyness of a big boy. He was the only one in the antique city with such looks. The young girls who accompanied their elders to the antique city loved to hang out at Su Xiaofan's stall. - Yiersanshiwu1yrReplied to Seikin
Zhu=pig, and a "pig" is being slaughtered
Soon after, cries as if a pig was being slaughtered came from the Zhu family's small residence. In the afternoon, Ye Yan went out with his swollen face and half-drooped arm while no one was around. - Yiersanshiwu1yrReplied to DaoistMUreU2
You don't get a head pat, but you get a car
Satisfied with their progress, he called them back, delivering the rewards. Jack felt like a benevolent god: you get a headpat, you get a headpat, you get a headpat! - Yiersanshiwu1yrCommented
All foxes die like a fox tho???
"Believe me, smelling like a rat's better than dying a fox." Jack convinced them. - Yiersanshiwu1yrCommentedHe felt its fire burn all the dirt inside him, yet it didn't touch his skin or his clothes at all. What sorcery was this?! Any other time he would have been glad, but now…