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  • ForkMe
    ForkMe1d
    Commented

    Wholesome.

    Sunny gestured to the hoe he was using to hook the Pallum. "Meet Margaret, my long time best friend. She's accompanied me since the beginning of my journey as a farmer. I've replaced pick-axes, axes and swords and shields and spears and all the rest of it. But Margaret here has been the one and the same the whole way through and I would appreciate it if you didn't insult something which holds so much sentimental value to me."
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    Orario Records of Bastard Cheating Minecrafter
    Anime & Comics · Vulkizaro_Zoromi
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  • ForkMe
    ForkMe5d
    Commented

    Bro pallums look like straight up tweens if you're not looking directly at their faces. Near indistinguishable from 12 year olds.

    'And adult Pallum is often indistinguishable from a teenager...'
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    In Danmachi with Plasmids
    Anime & Comics · Abadom
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  • ForkMe
    ForkMe5d
    Commented

    I mean. Sure. Why not. Let's kill God.

    Spawn.
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    Almost Invincible (Invincible SI)
    Anime & Comics · EmmaCruzader
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  • ForkMe
    ForkMe8d
    Commented

    Jesus Christ, how useless are healing potions and healing magic?

    My body is not perfect, but one or two days of rest should be enough.
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    In Danmachi with Plasmids
    Anime & Comics · Abadom
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  • ForkMe
    ForkMe23d
    Replied to Primordial_VoidFox

    Who said anything about feelings? If you're a MC with an interesting soul, she'll send challenges your way to help you grow on the regular. If you confront her about it, I imagine she'd be more than happy to work WITH you to maximize your growth. If you're not a super special MC with a super special soul, then it wouldn't work out that way but tbh I don't think you'd get in to begin with.

    Drumming my finger against my chin, I considered all this. While some may consider me crazy for considering the Freya familia, I felt that it might honestly be the best choice. Yes, I would have to deal with a bunch of psycho simps worshiping Freya, but it is one of the most powerful familias for a reason. I would undoubtedly be able to grow rapidly if I joined. Plus, if Freya personally took an interest in me, then my growth rate may actually skyrocket to the highest degree.
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    A Tensura Elf in Danmachi
    Anime & Comics · SleepySailor
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  • ForkMe
    ForkMe23d
    Replied to Pestilence8612

    Yes, obviously. But remember when Rosalie and Robin had their falling out? Why tf did Rosalie not just say 'Yeah, he's actually into men so we can still be together it's fine' or literally anything like that. Instead of that, she was clearly breaking up with Robin, and outright said she regretted sleeping with her.

    "If you say so... By the way, did Robin really not tell you where they went? And why? It kinda defeats the purpose of our marriage without them here... Well, I'm fine with Isaac leaving, it's a shame... A bit regretful that we didn't get together, but since I'll be joining the military, but you... How about you and Robin?" my husband asked.
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    Another Twilight fanfic
    Movies · EmphieIsMe
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  • ForkMe
    ForkMe24d
    Commented

    I like these guys.

    "UOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!" X 4
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    In Danmachi with Plasmids
    Anime & Comics · Abadom
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  • ForkMe
    ForkMe24d
    Commented

    I don't see how this makes sense if there isn't a reason. I must be missing something.

    "If you say so... By the way, did Robin really not tell you where they went? And why? It kinda defeats the purpose of our marriage without them here... Well, I'm fine with Isaac leaving, it's a shame... A bit regretful that we didn't get together, but since I'll be joining the military, but you... How about you and Robin?" my husband asked.
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    Another Twilight fanfic
    Movies · EmphieIsMe
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  • ForkMe
    ForkMe24d
    Commented

    Do it. Honestly it doesn't matter whatever er Rosalie has going on, she left. Let MC have some good stress relief 😭

    "She's contemplating about fucking one of our future cousins. It's not final yet, but I can see 2 futures at the moment, and the one with her going through with it caused a huge fight that I want to avoid because big sister got hurt." Alice shared with a worried look.
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    Another Twilight fanfic
    Movies · EmphieIsMe
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  • ForkMe
    ForkMe25d
    Commented

    NOOOOOOOOOOO

    He chomped down and consumed the soul, such courage earned it a place in his legion after all.
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    Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale
    Video Games · Rastislav
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  • ForkMe
    ForkMe25d
    Commented

    THE GOAT

    "Fall before Jiub the Eradicator!" The soul acclaimed even as it shook in fear. Even as it shook, so did it once again charge at him "Jiub the Magnifice-!"
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    Skyrim: A Sorcerer's Tale
    Video Games · Rastislav
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  • ForkMe
    ForkMe25d
    Commented

    Don't push for it. Keep writing what works for you. I personally love what's been done so far and if half the FF was smut I feel like it would only detract from the excellent storytelling.

    I wanted to include some of that 40% smut I promised (of which there hasn't been even 1% so far... it's all been plot, haha, damn), but I spent almost two hours trying to write a convincing scene without results that didn't seem horrible and make me cringe.
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    Almost Invincible (Invincible SI)
    Anime & Comics · EmmaCruzader
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  • ForkMe
    ForkMe25d
    Commented

    Comic Amber wasn't bad. It's just show Amber that was insufferable.

    "only if there's a kiss at the end"
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    Almost Invincible (Invincible SI)
    Anime & Comics · EmmaCruzader
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  • ForkMe
    ForkMe1mth
    Commented

    Congrats!

    Good news is, I graduated, so I will have more time to do this, so that's cool.
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    The Immortal (twilight fanfiction)
    Movies · Beans_on_a_tree
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  • ForkMe
    ForkMe1mth
    Posted

    Feels like it was written by an especially horny thirteen year old retard.

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    Overlord: Ancient one
    Anime & Comics · Clockwork_055
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  • ForkMe
    ForkMe1mth
    Commented

    My fellow humans 🤣🤣🤣😭😭

    "—Don't worry my fellow humans, You can now rest. I will deal with them." Arthur said the adventure party, who was looking at him with Stars in their eyes.
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    Overlord: Ancient one
    Anime & Comics · Clockwork_055
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  • ForkMe
    ForkMe1mth
    Commented

    Idk, things being stated so factually and flatly upfront seems kinda boring tbh.

    [No, Sir. Your worries are unwanted. And from your {Future Sight} they both are going to be your lover. So you don't want to worry.] Friday reassured him.
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    Overlord: Ancient one
    Anime & Comics · Clockwork_055
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  • ForkMe
    ForkMe1mth
    Commented

    So the guardians all just learned that their creators (parents, basically) are dead, and they just move on immediately? Ok. cool ig.

    The Guardians voiced their acknowledgement and gave a determined nod in unison. While some of them may be depressed to know that their creator has passed away, that news only increased their determination to fully follow the last Supreme Being—just as what Friday wrote in their flavour text.
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    Overlord: Ancient one
    Anime & Comics · Clockwork_055
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  • ForkMe
    ForkMe1mth
    Commented

    That's the dumbest backstory... It makes zero sense at all anyway

    "And at last it was my turn. For one such me death is not the end it just a state of being but that is not the case for Nazarick and it's citizens. As the leader of Ainz Ooal Gown, If I was to sacrifice myself then the Great Tomb along with all our dreams will be destroyed soon after my death. So In a fit of rage, I went berserk and destroyed all the nine worlds." There was a long unsettling silence after Arthur finished his performance.
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    Overlord: Ancient one
    Anime & Comics · Clockwork_055
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  • ForkMe
    ForkMe1mth
    Commented

    My brother in Christ, YOU WROTE THE BEEF

    'I didn't seem to recall them having such a hostile relationship with each other. Maybe it has something to do with their flavour text.' Arthur thought.
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    Overlord: Ancient one
    Anime & Comics · Clockwork_055
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