Marvin_The_Janitor
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Marvin_The_Janitor14dCommentedThe delivery was perfect.
They did.- Marvin_The_Janitor1mthCommented
I found this story three hours ago, and binged the whole thing in one go. This is very well written, and has great characterizations. It expands on the existing lore in a non-intrusive way, while also making it interesting. And it even has a fairly deep and interesting protagonist that has his own identity, completely separated from the canon version. I like this a lot, and will be looking forward to seeing what happens!
Ch 35 The Clash - Marvin_The_Janitor2mthReplied to DaoistK12loQ
Made me laugh by thinking that Cap does his own sound effects.
"Duang!" - Marvin_The_Janitor2mthCommentedCh 28 {Meal}
- Marvin_The_Janitor3mthCommented
Funnily enough, Tomato ketchup on scrambled eggs is a very common way for people to eat them where I live, and it's actually pretty good.
Chapter 11: Goodbye, my tomato scrambled egg flavored ice cream - Marvin_The_Janitor3mthCommentedCh 237 Chapter 232: Final Chapter (1/2)
- Marvin_The_Janitor3mthReplied to ImuSama
Yeah? Why don't YOU stop being a fantasy racist. Shame on you and your next seven generations.
Faralda of all godsdamned people gives me one of her signature chilling smiles "Why Reyvin, you already forgot your declarations of eternal love to me?" and then makes a small pout. - Marvin_The_Janitor3mthCommented
Lore accurate racism? I can't tell if I'm impressed at the lengths the author goes to portray a compelling, accurate character based on strengths and flaws, or if I'm horrified by the blatant fantasy racism. I think it's a bit of both, and you have my respect.
I sigh at this. Farm tools, am I right? - Marvin_The_Janitor3mthCommented
That's easy-peasy lemon-squeezy my guy, just kill the emperor in the name of Sithis and you'll be rolling in septims!
Thankfully I had something close to ten thousand septims at the moment, so it's not like I wouldn't be able to do anything with it. It would however slow down my enchantment plans by almost an entire year if I didn't start earning money in other ways, which was uncomfortably long. - Marvin_The_Janitor3mthReplied to KaranameKira
Depends. If they are trying to elevate their race and live normal lives, yes. If they are trying to do so in order to take their revenge on Skyrim for hunting them like beasts for millennia, then no.
"Curious, almost as if a snow elf is trying to revive their race. But how would they have survived?" I mutter. - Marvin_The_Janitor3mthReplied to Morg535
That's probably a smarter, more lore friendly reason, it was made illegal.
The guards salute and we all take our positions, the mages casting augmentation spells on themselves, the guards checking their weapons and armor one last time, and I start levitating into the air. - Marvin_The_Janitor3mthReplied to PK_ZXD
Such a bop.
Tunnel after tunnel, seriously most of them are just empty and I can't for the life of me ascertain the purpose, are they a siege defense system? Is this why they are like this? Or did the Dwemer dig them out just to fuck with me? - Marvin_The_Janitor3mthReplied to ImuSama
They USED to be snow elves. I doubt they would've kept the massive cold resistance with them as they devolved into near goblins.
They both follow my command, not daring to argue in the middle of a fight and send their wolves to harry the incoming Falmer while moving to the front and casting frostbite with all they have, as to slow them down even further. - Marvin_The_Janitor3mthReplied to ShiroZetsu
That is a very bold opinion.
A sadistic smile spreads on her face and I know we are fucked "Your first lesson is.... dodging" - Marvin_The_Janitor3mthCommented
First thought is not to better himself, just to not get caught. Respect.
I must be more careful in the future, and I can't let Minerva easily find evidence of my mischief! - Marvin_The_Janitor3mthCommented
This comes from a place of childish amusement and love, and its so dang cute.
I must find a way for Minerva to drink the Multijuice Potion too! - Marvin_The_Janitor3mthReplied to Zyanid_Warfare
Yeah, that's why he got cat hairs for Christmas.
"The only downside is that this room is on the seventh floor, and the Multijuice Potion only lasts for an hour, so to be on the safe side, we can't be here when we transform." He said, as he stowed the other glass vials filled with the Multijuice Potion in his backpack, ready to be delivered to Fish later. - Marvin_The_Janitor3mthCommented
Dang, even the magic fight scenes are good.
Immediately after that, another red light flew, according to his previous experience, Fish was about to continue dodging, but he felt his feet slip and his whole body fell to the ground. - Marvin_The_Janitor3mthReplied to Infamous_smile
It starts at about chapter 400, but it doesn't pick up steam for a little while after that. Lots of cute fluff though, so look forward to the 400s.
Hermione's brain was churning with excitement at the thought of having a "date" with Fish alone in the Forbidden Forest.