sun wo kong ? 😒whatchu looking at ? huh? mind yo own business! or do you want me to tell buddha about it? wanna get imprisoned again ? I'm sure that won't be a pleasant experience 😏

i know but there're two reasons for that - 1) there are some guys who are slow enough that the explanations needed to be there so that they can get the full picture and when we finish laughing at that moment they would understand the joke and start to laugh, i don't know about you but i have seen guys like that and 1 or 2 friends of mine are the same. 2) THERE IS NO EDIT BUTTON🥲I DON'T WANT TO WRITE THE JOKE AGAIN. i don't know what they have against the edit button on comment , nowadays we can't even go to the next line while commenting, all of the comment will be in one line 🙃

i am just imagining a priest going around the city , drinking, dancing , fighting with guns and bombs and whenever a gang leader asks who massacred their boys and destroyed their business, the subordinates be like ' it was a priest' 🤣🤣🤣🤣 derrick be like -

stop it, you giving ideas to them h*es , now they will only go for guys inside the house like father in law, brother in law etc. they be like 'gotta keep the seeds in the same lineage so the results of accidents looks the same as results of intended ones '.

Robber : i can see you burdened by the weight of money , let me take it off of you . 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

ain't no way he did this and actually thought it would work 🤣🤣

They walk among chaos and destruction, leaving the path full of blood and red.. they are feared among enemies and allies, world knows them as the duo who are undead

who let him cook bro, because from what i see he is cooking Deadpool 🤣 (with this severe burn , even that healing factor won't gonna save Deadpool)

at this point Alfred has stolen the spotlight from the mc . he IS -

well not sure , judging by alfred's character he could have left his passport there, KNOWINGLY, just because he wants to know what they're gonna do about it if he doesn't have one , just to mess around with them 😂 typical Alfred move 🤣

mc and Alfred packing for london be like :

from what you said about your health, you might as well focus on ensuring your safety before ensuring the safety of humanity. don't you think it's time you say -

wha- his thumb disappeared? 😂 T'chaka be like :

did you just assume his age and species? 😧 with people like inhumans out there and knowing the existence of alien life forms like kree, skrulls and the recent experience of chitauris , and knowing some of those alien species has incredible shapeshifting ability and more importantly longer lifespan , the one in front of you can be one among them or even a new species who might have been walking on this earth for centuries to say the least , how could you just brazenly assume that you have been handling the tribe longer than he has been alive. quite bold of you i would say but i guess seeing someone in the form of human the common sense will always take the direction of assuming he is a human.

when any kind of being wants to fight mc underestimating his power completely -

that's how .

meanwhile all those extraordinary beings out there in cosmos with shit ton of power at their disposal but still not immortal in true sense listening to this man fantasizing about achieving immortality with vita ray like it's the same as changing clothes. Them : "sure bro, sure you will achieve it. 🙂"

the answer : the decision is up to the owner of the power how he/she will use that power you don't own the power it's not yours so you don't get to decide how the power will be used. and now that i use that power to save people i should be thanked not questioned for not taking action earlier . there are many examples where i can proof all heroes were unable to save some people one way or the other in past, present and will continue in future , not even counting the collateral damage caused by fight of heroes vs villains. but i will give you a more interesting answer , as long as i have the power to kill people unhindered but i am not doing that, it's the same as me saving people all the time, saving from myself ☺

Fury : Report? Random shield agent : the situation is being handled albeit at a slow pace, steve and barton are engaged with the enemy , banner and thor is MIA , stark is doing his best to control the situation by keeping the destruction at minimum while fighting the hostiles and his techs are being used for swift evacuation and hostile elimination if the situation calls for it, agent romanoff, she- ... had a malfunction in her hostile recognition system and took a deadly shot at her ally , stark.

you are right about that . as a matter of fact, people like heroes ,or villains sometimes because they have something which we wish to have , their superpower! some admire it, some fantasize about it while some see themselves in the hero. the truth is if you ask yourself what you actually like the power or the hero who wields that power , deep down we all know the answer. so imagine if you were given the chance to acquire that power at the cost of killing the hero who wields it , what would be your choice? the answer we all know deep inside-