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I have far to many books i want to write but far too little time to actually write them so it may take a looong time till i finish em. I write as a hobby and not a full time or even part time job.
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LHLM1mthCommented2 Kilometers is roughly 1.2 miles
A madman was running next to the highway as if he was trying to race the cars driving on it. The craziest thing was that he wasn't losing by too much. Every five minutes or so, the man would start to slow down until he fully stopped. That man was none other than David himself. "With all these stops, I'm not sure if I'm actually heading north faster than I would if I were to rely on my stamina instead of QI." "Yes, but you NEED to cultivate." "Yeah, I know." "It's a shame that once I've depleted all of my QI, I need to recharge not only the wind element but also the other five so that I can convert them again." "And who's fault is it that you rejected the teachings of the Tome?" "Mine, but it was worth it." "How is dying worth it?" "I won't die; I'll make sure I cultivate enough, even if I'll end up not sleeping a whole month." "Wont that just kill you in a different way?" "Well, I have no choice, so I must keep doing it or die trying." "HMPH." "If there is one advantage to using self-made art, it is that no one else has ever seen it before, so there will be an information gap between us, and they'll have few ways of learning about my powers other than fighting me. The other advantage is that since I created the art, I fully understand it and can improve it myself." "Those are shit reasons." "We'll see about that. How close are we?" "Only 2 kilometres left." "Ah, that's not too bad."- LHLM2mthCommented
The countries referenced here are fictional countries loosely inspired by real countries.
In between taking sips of tea, David asked Emily. "You were born in Frankia, right?". "Yes, I was born there and raised there until I was 14, My parents emigrated here because most of our family had already moved here, and we were the last ones still in Frankia, How about you David?" "Me?" "I was born here in Srool, my family has been here for generations, and I intend to follow in their footsteps." Emily leaned towards David's shoulder. "Her face was mere centimetres away from his, as she asked." "Have you ever tried eating something made by a woman in love?" "Not to my knowledge." Emily giggled as she hopped off the sofa and skipped happily to the kitchen. David felt obligated to follow her into the kitchen. As he did, he saw her slicing some bread and then spreading some white cheese onto the bread. "What are you making?" "The most romantic food of all... A Sandwich!" "A sandwich?" "My father always says that a woman who can make a good sandwich can get into the heart of any man." Emily then took some smoked salmon and elegantly placed it on top of the cheese. She then placed olives on top of the cheese, and once she was done she handed the sandwich to David. "Try it." David took a bite, and then another and another and another. "Fuck, that's one good sandwich maybe your father was right after all." "The secret ingredient is love, and I think I know exactly how you can milk some more love out of me." David could already tell where this was going as he responded. "Say no more I'll make every drop of your love worth it." - LHLM2mthCommented
2.5 Centimeters is approximately 1 inch
In between taking sips of tea, David asked Emily. "You were born in Frankia, right?". "Yes, I was born there and raised there until I was 14, My parents emigrated here because most of our family had already moved here, and we were the last ones still in Frankia, How about you David?" "Me?" "I was born here in Srool, my family has been here for generations, and I intend to follow in their footsteps." Emily leaned towards David's shoulder. "Her face was mere centimetres away from his, as she asked." "Have you ever tried eating something made by a woman in love?" "Not to my knowledge." Emily giggled as she hopped off the sofa and skipped happily to the kitchen. David felt obligated to follow her into the kitchen. As he did, he saw her slicing some bread and then spreading some white cheese onto the bread. "What are you making?" "The most romantic food of all... A Sandwich!" "A sandwich?" "My father always says that a woman who can make a good sandwich can get into the heart of any man." Emily then took some smoked salmon and elegantly placed it on top of the cheese. She then placed olives on top of the cheese, and once she was done she handed the sandwich to David. "Try it." David took a bite, and then another and another and another. "Fuck, that's one good sandwich maybe your father was right after all." "The secret ingredient is love, and I think I know exactly how you can milk some more love out of me." David could already tell where this was going as he responded. "Say no more I'll make every drop of your love worth it." - LHLM2mthCommented
100 meters is just under 330 feet
She walked out the Sects front door and continued walking another 100 meters outside. She sat on the sands of the desert with her legs crossed in a Lotus position. Soon she began to slowly float. The Books crystals began to glow as the book floated in front of her too. The book seemingly created an orange and blue barrier around itself as the pages began to get flipped by themselves. Suddenly Original Turtle made a sudden hand movement and a blue turtle shell barrier made of water Suddenly appeared around her. She than made a second movement barrier disappeared. She waved and a fireball appeared the than punched the fireball and it flew hundreds of meters away before it exploded in a small burst of flames. - LHLM2mthCommented
2 meters is 6.5 feet. 1.8 meters is 5.9 feet
David saw a woman in gothic clothes casually approached David. She wore gothic clothing more fitting for the people dancing to the music one floor down. She looked vaguely familiar as she seductively smiled at him. Despite what his lower parts were saying his brain managed to war him that something was off. David turned around to check up on Emily only to sea a mountain of a man hitting on her. he was at least 2 meters tall and was physically built like a tank. However it was clear Emily was uninterested. Emily shouted "I SAID NO!". to which the man smirked as he responded Why you scared of hanging out with a real man? She said no you Buffoon. What are you her boyfriends, you know what i don't care look at this tiny man what is he like 1 meter 80? David snarled 1 85. Still tiny how i bet you cannot even take a single punch from me. And without saying another word the man took a swing at David who quickly ducked to avoid the punch. The man didn't seem to actually care about Emily as his punch nearly landed on her face as well. David aimed for the mans chin as he did a uppercut yet the punch failed to knock him out. "You little shit its on" As if it wasn't even on up until now. The large man kicked at David who had to jump back to avoid getting hit. The man let out a pained groan after missing his target, "you really are a Buffoon did they not teach you to never kick with full force or you'll end up hearting yourself when you mis? The Man tried swinging at David again and it was clear that for all his size and muscles the Buffoon didn't actually know how to fight, David ducked under his fist got behind the mans back and tripped him. The giant tried to get up but David kicked him back down. "Never disrespect her like that again". David grabbed Emily's hand as he dragged her to the 4rth floor. As he left he felt two pricing eyes looking at him from behind. - LHLM2mthCommented
10 meters is approximately 33 feet.
The argument was soon ended by another near-miss by Original Turtle. "You guys are surprisingly fast for a bunch of turtles!" FUCK YOU, THIEF! Shouted back, elder Barvatsav. Elder Sartatsav shouted something too, but David couldn't hear it. Suddenly, he saw a streak pass above him and land tens of meters in front of him. It was Elder Sartatsav. When David looked back in confusion, he saw Original Turtle tossing Elder Barvatsav towards him too. "OH SHIT SHIT SHIT!" David was now surrounded with the two elders in front of him and Original Turtle behind him. "Give us the tome NOW!" "And what if I don't want to?" "Than you will regret it!" Elder Turtle charged at him from behind with her first raised. David turned around to meet her punch with one of his own *BOOOM* After the two fists met, both David and the members of the TsavTsav sect had their eyes wide open in shock. Original Turtle and the elders were shocked because the sect master was the one who got pushed back. Meanwhile, David was shocked too, as he thought to himself. "Shit, her physical might is at least two-thirds of mine, and she can shoot fireballs." - LHLM2mthReplied to Primas
Some of your Criticisms have already been long resolved in future chapters. I have drafts of chapters going up to slightly above chapter 80. And For as long as they remain unpublished I may periodically make minor plot changes and make small additions to those chapters however in this case I have already taken care of it before. As for you made your Criticisms in regards to grammar, I have started going over some of the first chapters and fixing any errors I found aswell as adding spaces between the " ". I hope it will help clear out any confusion on who's talking and when. All new drafts are now written in such a way and soon enough all existing chapters will have that issue fixed. I write as a hobby. As of now I haven't received anything for my writing, not a single penny. This is a story I'm writing solely for fun and I hope you will continue having fun reading it.
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Sure you wouldn't
Yes, it's just tickling. I am a good man, you know. I wouldn't do anything illegal. - LHLM2yrCommented
ROLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh right, I forgot to introduce myself. I, Roland Mist, am 376 years old, and I am a good man—to be exact, a good lich.