Le_Samurai
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Le_Samurai1mthCommentedRoll credits
"Not with Prince Rek'hart in our care and those Corellan rebel scum still at large. Better some collateral damage than a spy among our ranks. Now shut that door and check the perimeter again."*- Le_Samurai1mthReplied to Monarch_Lord
I haven’t died yet so I’d consider that a plus :) you?
Clang! - Le_Samurai1mthReplied to Monarch_Lord
Idk :p
Origin Realm. - Le_Samurai1mthCommented
Well… reincarnation is Buddhism so
'Oh man, this means all religions are dead wrong! Luckily, I never believed in any mumbo jumbo, otherwise I would be really disappointed right now.' - Le_Samurai1mthReplied to Muffin_Man_the_1st
The cancer is the double tap
He pulled the trigger one last time. - Le_Samurai1mthCommented
1 to kill him, 2 to spite him
Derek pointed the gun to Chris' head and double tapped him. - Le_Samurai1mthCommentedHe moved Chris into the trunk of the Impala and headed toward a party for just the two of them.
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Bruh
Derek was walking with quick strides, high on his pain killers when he saw him: Chris Wainright. He was holding a bottle of liquor, poorly-hidden inside a paper bag, from which he would drink in big gulps. - Le_Samurai1mthCommented
Heisenberg is that you?
"You told me you work for a chemical company, right?" Derek nodded. - Le_Samurai1mthCommented
Good
His mind was already planning on hiring the best shark lawyer he could find and sue the building managing firm responsible for his condo. - Le_Samurai1mthCommentedDerek could have warned him. He could have even extended an arm and prevented the fall, but instead, he chose to remain still.
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Bro bouta join a gang
Derek had already hit his growth spurt. That combined with his martial arts and muscle training had given him a mean look. - Le_Samurai1mthCommented
You gon get shot lil bro
Derek returned home euphoric, almost singing. He had never felt so proud of himself and had the completely undeserved confidence that he would never have to think about those b*stards ever again. - Le_Samurai1mthCommented
Cannon event completed 💀
So, he took out the taser that he had 'borrowed' from his father and tased all of them until they fell unconscious in a pool of their own urine. After that, he stripped them completely and took many photos. - Le_Samurai1mthCommented
Goodbye descendants
While they were moaning and sobbing on the ground, he used a small knife to cut the tripwire to be able to move freely. He beat them again and again with the metal pipe, giving special attention to their nether regions. - Le_Samurai1mthCommentedAnd so, they fell into his trap. Derek had prepared the terrain right after choosing the best spot for the fight. A blind alley only has one way out, and as they approached the end of the alley, they weren't able to see the tripwire Derek had set due to the dim light.
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Where the Glock at
"Gang up on him guys! Do not let him escape! Let's show him who the real trash is." - Le_Samurai1mthCommented
Online? Rlly 😭
At the end of the first semester, Derek stopped hiding from the bullies and started replying in kind to every single insult they threw at him, using the best quick-witted roast lines he had found online. - Le_Samurai1mthReplied to Xiaze
777 likes. I can’t ruin this
In a few months, he was able to do 100 push-ups, sit-ups, squats and run for at least 10 kilometers every day before going to school. - Le_Samurai1mthReplied to QUANTUM_ETGOD
You trained anymore by now? 💀
Not only did Derek start practicing Jiu-jitsu almost daily, he would also wake up two hours earlier every single day to build muscles doing push-ups, squats, sit-ups and running until he was out of breath.