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  • derpy_patato
    derpy_patato1yr
    Replied to An_Amaro

    mood

    Fang blushed. Then he leaned down and planted a chaste kiss on Ren's cheek. "Be good," he said gently.
    altalt
    The Villain Saves the Male Lead
    LGBT+ · Jaywalker_Holmes
    detail
  • derpy_patato
    derpy_patato1yr
    Commented

    aight, i love dr. gordon-

    Dr. Gordon clapped. "All right, excellent, congratulations. Now I'll give you half an hour to clean up and turn up in the dining hall." He strode away.
    altalt
    The Villain Saves the Male Lead
    LGBT+ · Jaywalker_Holmes
    detail
  • derpy_patato
    derpy_patato1yr
    Replied to Hana_Omer

    oh, of course. its a horrible amount of pressure.

    "Not yet." Dr. Gordon sighed. "It'll probably depend on what you want to do."
    altalt
    The Villain Saves the Male Lead
    LGBT+ · Jaywalker_Holmes
    detail
  • derpy_patato
    derpy_patato1yr
    Commented

    ayoo how would he know 😏

    Xunsi Zhe turned his head and brazenly answered, "You..... I am certain you will look good in a dress," before he deliberately tuned his voice to a high pitched one mocking Big Hei, "you will be like 'ah, your highness, I am Big Hei... I am big in size and big in bed as well.... hehe'."
    altalt
    Voyage With The Pirate King
    LGBT+ · Andru_9788
    detail
  • derpy_patato
    derpy_patato1yr
    Commented

    r o b e r t .

    "If you must know, I am Robert." He spoke with a hiss of warning.
    altalt
    Vampire Boyfriend (BL)
    LGBT+ · Phibble
    detail
  • derpy_patato
    derpy_patato1yr
    Replied to zel_zel_05

    that's how we like it 🤣

    In only a moment I had pinned Lucas down onto the floor. He yelped in surprise.
    altalt
    Vampire Boyfriend (BL)
    LGBT+ · Phibble
    detail
  • derpy_patato
    derpy_patato1yr
    Commented

    GAWT DAMMIT

    Attacking Kai.
    altalt
    The Tears of a Prince
    LGBT+ · Yaminoyosei
    detail
  • derpy_patato
    derpy_patato1yr
    Replied to pinpin111

    ooh la la~

    «She also said that you were really handsome. I didn't believe her at first but well I guess she was true.» she said giggling cutely. Kai hadn't spared her one glance from the moment he had seen the picture. He was examining the lines and imagining the design on his mind. «You don't have any tattoos though, that's surpsiring.» she commented and Kai finally looked at her. His piercing gaze made her blush.
    altalt
    The Tears of a Prince
    LGBT+ · Yaminoyosei
    detail
  • derpy_patato
    derpy_patato1yr
    Commented

    thats a perfect response to hearing that kinda shi-.

    Aaron sat up quickly, "What the fuck. Are you serious?"
    altalt
    Living With a Vampire
    LGBT+ · Midnight240
    detail
  • derpy_patato
    derpy_patato1yr
    Commented

    (゚ω゚;)

    Once the dinner was over, Vincent was the first to leave the room. I stayed longer to help clean up. I mostly did it because I was nervous to talk with Vincent. After I did my part, I walked up the stairs and knocked upon Vincent's door. The door opened quickly, and I was pulled instead. He shut the door behind me and pulled me over to his bed "I'm starving" he winked. Suddenly I felt relieved. I am so happy that it wasn't anything very serious. He sat down beside me and pulled me onto his lap. He made my legs wrap around him and this feeling was coming over me again. It was too hard to handle to face him in this position. It was embarrassing. I put my chin on his shoulders so I didn't have to look at him. I felt his breath on my neck as it sent chills down my spine. My face becomes redder each moment I was in this situation. If he didn't hurry up, then something down below was going to act up.
    altalt
    Living With a Vampire
    LGBT+ · Midnight240
    detail
  • derpy_patato
    derpy_patato1yr
    Commented

    yes, yes you would.

    I should write a book, 'One hundred ways to kill an Alpha' I'd make bank.
    altalt
    Loving a Mafia Boss (Omegaverse BL)
    Urban · Jamy_Miraj
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  • derpy_patato
    derpy_patato2yr
    Commented

    how dare they bully Sansan the chicken-

    There were tears in her big round eyes, "Sansan isn't a chicken! Sansan isn't food! Why are you bullying her?"
    altalt
    Contract with the Demon King (BL)
    LGBT+ · valiantxvillainous
    detail
  • derpy_patato
    derpy_patato2yr
    Replied to Amanda_Sawyer_1525

    tbh who wouldnt 😏

    "We don't have all day," Zhang Wang scoffed, his voice a little tighter and more domineering compared to what the tiger demon had grown used to over the past few days. He gulped and pressed his face closer until thick pubic hair tickled his nose and cheek. He enveloped the base with his lips, his hand coming up to better grip Zhang Wang's balls and cock, allowing a better angle.
    altalt
    Contract with the Demon King (BL)
    LGBT+ · valiantxvillainous
    detail
  • derpy_patato
    derpy_patato2yr
    Replied to Asuna2

    they make a fair point in reference.

    "My Daddy was killed by demons!" She cried at them, eyes teary, "All demons deserve to die!"
    altalt
    Contract with the Demon King (BL)
    LGBT+ · valiantxvillainous
    detail
  • derpy_patato
    derpy_patato2yr
    Replied to Asuna2

    sameee

    "I'm afraid that our souls are entwined."
    altalt
    Contract with the Demon King (BL)
    LGBT+ · valiantxvillainous
    detail
  • derpy_patato
    derpy_patato2yr
    Commented

    F

    What!? Xu Hexian internally cried, shouldn't they exorcise her already? After what she did…! Xu Hexian's first kiss…
    altalt
    Trying to Tame an Evil Overlord (BL)
    LGBT+ · valiantxvillainous
    detail
  • derpy_patato
    derpy_patato2yr
    Commented

    do it-

    Liu Suye wiggled his brows in a way that would invite a punch to the face. "We have a few options."
    altalt
    Trying to Tame an Evil Overlord (BL)
    LGBT+ · valiantxvillainous
    detail
  • derpy_patato
    derpy_patato2yr
    Commented

    mood

    Liu Suye slapped a hand on Xu Hexian's shoulder. "Listen, A-Cai! You're good at talking and I'm good at talking. And A-Chao is good at looking scary. Do you see what I'm getting at?"
    altalt
    Trying to Tame an Evil Overlord (BL)
    LGBT+ · valiantxvillainous
    detail
  • derpy_patato
    derpy_patato2yr
    Replied to valiantxvillainous

    das bullying Xu Hexian- he's just a bit dim, das all

    "Her breasts! She had gigantic breasts!"
    altalt
    Trying to Tame an Evil Overlord (BL)
    LGBT+ · valiantxvillainous
    detail
  • derpy_patato
    derpy_patato2yr
    Replied to PriestYin

    f

    Where those even real!? Those…jugs!
    altalt
    Trying to Tame an Evil Overlord (BL)
    LGBT+ · valiantxvillainous
    detail