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John_Teahan23dCommentedall I Can hear in my head is a w40k dreadnought
" you all deserve death!!! " Titan spoke for the first time his voice low but it has a chilly effect as he walked behind Alec with his towering ice shield and ice mace- John_Teahan23dCommented
i thought he only had 6... is that a slip
" no 1 am sure you are a very good commander you just haven't noticed it yet, or do you think it is easy to split your command into different golem's and have them do your biddings, maybe two is good but like eight that's a big stress " - John_Teahan24dReplied to Hehehehehehehe
depends on what you summon could summon buxom babes could summon mechs that make tanks look like Tonka toys
Summoner - John_Teahan29dCommented
abilities and skills until you can afford to support more summons personally I would avoid the weapons banner until I Could do a few hundred pulls
'With this much, I can definitely do a lot more rolls…! I wonder which banners I should prioritize, though?' He wondered. - John_Teahan1mthReplied to William_Claw
someone forgot to sharpen my sword I'm gonna make you wish they had *15 minutes of blunt beatdown ensues*
Instead of relying on the less-than-useful weapon he had summoned, he caught the goblin off-guard as it realized too late that he wasn't swinging the dull blade he held in his right hand, but instead swinging his balled-up fist of his left. - John_Teahan1mthCommented
no luck? he's got a job though
The issue was, Jett Levine possessed inexplicably terrible luck. In fact, he believed he was cursed; there was no other explanation for the minimum wage-earning, hopeless young man. - John_Teahan1mthCommented
you never know 20 years and a "super dark lotus" with sylvanas mark might be worth billions
It seemed as if she had done something wrong and was reluctant to confess, a reaction he had seen before from his little trouble maker, Sylvana when she unknowingly used a permanent marker to draw a flower on his precious collection of 'Super Dark Lotus' cards from his favorite card game, 'Magic The Unity,' which had ceased printing long ago. (Author's Note: It's the same as the Black Lotus Card in our world.) - John_Teahan1mthCommented
trying to conquer all of Japan with a plastic knife would have a better chance of success
It's one thing if I was ordered to fight and another if it were my choice." Kuroda paused, sipping his tea, and continued. "To be honest, killing my older cousin and taking the title of the Lord of Ryukyu or even making a coup and becoming a Shogun myself should have a better chance of succeeding than killing you," Kuroda said with a smirk. - John_Teahan1mthCommented
a new hand touches the beacon
Immediately he placed his hand on the crystal, a bright three-coloured light shone from the crystal. It shone so brightly that it illuminated the entire hall. - John_Teahan1mthCommented
"maybe you should video tape it, but if I die... delete the recordings"
Evan was speechless seeing this and wanted to say something but in end, he just turned around and walked out of the corridor. - John_Teahan1mthReplied to Markopolo
wolf creepers
One, Two, five - - - in just a few seconds ten wolves who were one meter long and two meters high appeared before them. - John_Teahan1mthCommented
don't forget to praise Nocturnal as well
"O! goddess of luck bless this humble one. I will search for your temple and donate one million credits there if I get the skill that I want" - John_Teahan1mthCommented
turns out some rocks do have a aura that aura says bugger off and die
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considering he could probably build it with just the gold coins he has he just needs to find it
Mr. Akkar was to resign from his position immediately. He would then begin to purchase the surrounding buildings to the Valedge Inn. He was to find and hire manpower to demolish the buildings as soon as possible. After that, he needed to hire a new crew for building. The one stipulation was that the guild hall would be made with metal so the blacksmith was needed. Mikax also suggested poaching smiths from other towns. This request made everyone wonder what Mikax was thinking. No one had seen a metal building before. They had no idea where he would get so much metal in the first place. - John_Teahan1mthCommented
a cure for constipation
Does causing diarrhea count?detailI'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!Games · Yiqian Qingdai - John_Teahan3mthCommentedFree?
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"wait... I'm being paid?"
Blue Sea: So early? Don't expect overtime pay from me. - John_Teahan4mthCommented
it will be funny when he pulls some of the elder dragonsno need for a body bag if they never even existed
Ambitious individuals, such as mercenaries, professional thieves, and hackers, were targeted by Viper, Silencer, Jonathan, and Li Xian. The city underwent a thorough cleanup during these two days, with a considerable number of body bags used. - John_Teahan5mthCommented
im sorry how is that common
This implies that if this card were to be actualized, This person would only need about 2-4 hours to replicate an artifact, and they might be able to replicate an artifact with the 'Unique' trait. Unlike most unique artifacts that can only exist as one-of-a-kind, this ability could potentially allow the creation of multiple unique artifacts. - John_Teahan6mthCommented
I Feel like this setting is a sort of mix of the trading card games yu-gi oh, pokemon and magic the gathering
"Another example is the simplest Fire Domain. It only requires four Fire Scorpion Cards, four Fire Scorpion Cards, and two Magma Cards. The conditions for forming it are met."